These are the smartest kids on earth. They're winners. This is the true Art of the Deal. They let Trump write books about business and he lost money on gambling. Is it wrong to open a lemonade stand next to a construction site? It is not. Supply and demand baby. Get. That. Paper.

the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid

These are the 4 things AI can do well: •Clean up your email inbox (badly) •Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party •Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself •Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday You can see why we need to base our economy around it

It's hilarious that "working class" now applies exclusively to the racist failsons of regional car dealership owners but every unemployed trans person is an "elite".

american evangelicals already run everything and what we are seeing right now, including this headline, is them trying to close the gap on the 5% of everything they don't run

your boomer coworker is about to have a lot to say about how paying $50/gallon is patriotic actually, why do you hate america

We should never ever forget why they did it

i really think that however catastrophically the 'ai' bubble bursts, what will maintain afterwards is mainly a new technology of scapegoating!!! areas where you need to vanish responsibility for killing people (health insurance, policing, israeli occupation etc)

except for the last one these should all be bluesky merch

go bankrupt ♥️

“Never again” is meaningless if it doesn’t include this. There’s no reason to mince words other than cowardice: these are concentration camps and never again is now.

Indifference to suffering is a hallmark of genocide.

How identical does it have to be for the comparison to be obvious? Do we need to be speaking German? Does it need to be in black and white? Do we need to start invading other countries firs—

This is incredibly interesting — archaeologists have been able to reconstruct the diets of different prehistoric Europeans from 5,000-8,000 years ago by analyzing the charred remains of food in clay pots. Extremely cool!

No fancy betting site needed

gm yall rental office responded, requesting i pay half rent now, comes to about 725 (more, closer to 765 if you count half a late fee) Venmo,, @brandysaurian cash.app/$tessellaprice paypal.me/FitPrice gofundme.com/help-me-make-it-through-the-next-winter-months can we make 700 bux happen?

I am old enough to remember how under Bush, “elite” was “anyone who lived in a coastal state and had ever ordered anything at Starbucks” and “the working class” was hereditary landowners in Montana whose vote counts for 4x a California voter’s.

Great to know their CEO doesn't even understand how AI works. It's not anxious because it's conscious, dumbass. It's anxious because you've been scraping the social media of users living and posting through fucking unstable times.

"Why do you have to make being gay your entire personality" is always said by someone who's made being straight their entire personality

Elon Musk has already started plans to launch a million satellites. Yes. A MILLION. This is a colossally bad idea, and it's not too late to make your voice heard. I explain everything: www.scientificamerican.com/article/ramp... 🔭 🧪

If we are being honest: Claude didn't do any of those things. People USING Claude as an excuse for greed extraction are. • Claude didn't choose to work for the military. • Claude didn't build data centers. • Claude didn't defund mental health. • Claude didn't refuse security protocols. Humans did.

The family has set up a go fund me www.gofundme.com/f/supporting...

As I get older I'm coming to increasingly radical views like "you have to do things to get good at them" and "you have to think about problems to solve them"

We're at a point where there are no cheap options to retreat to and no price points that guarantee quality. Every run-down studio is $1400, every fast food meal is $17, every luxury condo has peel-n-stick tiles, every $300 pair of boots falls apart. Endless expensive mediocrity.

one google data center in virginia two million gallons of water per day information only released under court order & risk of contempt

"do you know how fast you were going" "yes officer but i was unable to comply with the speed limit"

just heard a guy on youtube say "in the grand scream of things"

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

It's a common myth that people in the Middle Ages were constantly drinking alcohol due to water being unsafe. This is a failure to really THINK about what what life was like, then, beyond "well, what did they drink instead of water?" Because the answer is, well, they didn't drink very much?

"British female track and field athletes are being asked to cover the cost of their own £185 sex tests if they want to compete internationally" A tax on women courtesy of the Gender Critical. You know feminism /s 🙄 archive.is/2026.03.05-1...

it’s only an echo chamber when it’s the left. when it’s the right they call it some bullshit like the Agora or the Town Square

Part of the disconnect is of course that techbros insist that a total revolution in the way that software is made is taking place, but anyone who uses software can observe that software continues to suck more than ever before

My university received a few years ago the promise of the largest single gift to a public university in U.S. history. It was equivalent to 12 hours of bombing Iran.

Branch manager branching out

It is 2026 and we are not fucking doing this anymore. EIGHT WOMEN came forward and told stories of Franken GROPING AND FORCIBLY KISSING THEM. The man was a sexual abuser. He did not and does not belong in congress. Fucking period. End of conversation.

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I’m so tired of seeing people bash Bluesky for being an echo chamber when X is an actual intentionally constructed echo chamber that is demonstrably radicalizing people across the political spectrum who still use it

left out the reply that permanently changed my vocabulary

I am going to become a luddite. Like I am going to start smashing looms with hammers

Anyone paying attention to the un-personing of trans people? #transrights #translivesmatter

You should be able to criticize your government anonymously online. Full stop. "Age verification" legislation is just a pretty name for "forced online ID checks," meaning everything you post is associated with your government name We have to stop this. theintercept.com/2026/03/05/k...

the thing about being part of a diaspora is that your culture is formed around diaspora and people who didn't leave may not share it, even if diaspora culture is a lot about the place from which you left. At this time, I am speaking of Irish and Irish-American.

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs

did this happen after the primary on Tuesday??? lmao oh my god are other transphobe Dems just quitting because they got stomped so badly

“I have usernames older than you.”. Holy shit

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chalk up another failure for 'bomb them until they overthrow their own government for us' i'm sure it'll work one of these days

Worse than the worst War on Terror drone strikes. By innocents killed, worse than multiple of the worst drone strike errors combined.