If the goose does not feel valued it will leave

Trashy Knicks fan nicks Knicks can; gets canned, fined; Knicks can fine

Don’t hurt ‘em now whimsy

Beluga Whale Escapes Research Facility And Swims Hundreds Of Miles Back To Her Baby, But Forgot To Stop At The Store For Diet Dr. Pepper, So She Has To Make Another Whole Trip. Do You Need Anything From The Store As Long As She's Going.

smol scruffy blueberry big floppy red hats big ol' eyebrows wide red eyes that usually look nervous #riviart

I-I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself... They just look so... Dragon Questable...

Become ungovernable

Babe wake up, new industrial band five-album discography just dropped

You ever think it's hot that some of the worst fumes (petrochemical) have that sickly sweet smell?

I dont respect old testament prophets. Most of their prophecies are like "stop being assholes to other people or they will rise up and get rid of your kingdom" which, like, duh. Why didnt they prophesy actually hard to predict stuff like laser tag or the concept of a dollarita?

you may not make much as a necromancer, but it's enough to raise a family

put on your bread shoes and dance the blues

always got that one homie who has apocalyptic visions

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Gunslinger Mouse

FACT! lol

frightened gnome running to the authorities and pointing and waving his hands and hopping up and down near delirious with terror

relevant:

Critics Warn ‘GTA VI’ Could Inspire Impressionable Teens To Live In Florida https://theonion.com/critics-warn-gta-vi-could-inspire-impressionable-teens-to-live-in-florida/

Summer Date happy Yuri Day everyone #fanart #art

It's #makeaterriblecomicday2025 though I argue this is one of my better comics heheh! 🎵I love the bunny🎵

this and some sloppy

smokin that nightbug pack

Your digital companion

I love corrupting women <3

Happy four weeks old to Lilly's fluffle! #FosterBunny #RabbitRescue #FosterHomesRock #LillysLoves #CutenessOverload #BabyBunnies #ThisIsRescue #TriangleRabbits

vaping DMT with the softbank goose and going into the powerpoint realm

Ive drawn enough accurate looking armor, its time for the ridiculous horny stuff ⚔️💪

Really funny learning about the Screamlabs X1 Interrogator after having Milgram on the mind so much. A device made for interrogation play? Designed to look good visually in scenes? I'm fucking drooling...

YEAAAAAAAAAAAA!

we need to bring back this fucking thing

Many of you

SoftBank’s investor presentation is one of the greatest things ever made. I’ve been thinking about it all day. These are the real slides shown in a speech where Masayoshi Son said he wouldn’t retire for at least another decade. The goose stuff is truly demented. Bravo group.softbank/media/Projec...

bunny name of the day: Intercontinental Bunny Missile

fluffy

Rescuing these dumb edits I made from the bad site. These two should be “dating”. Which GF are you?

My mom left herself a post-it on her purse so she wouldn't forget her ham and I cannot stop thinking about it

There is ONE thing I am looking forward to this heatwave: Pictures of paschal candles that have melted in churches. Here's an example from a few years ago. It's my favourite phenomenon. Because, well... Look at it.

puppy bus on break

imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar

Git still hiring poets to write error messages.

the most ill-conceived merchandising tie in ever: ram ranch dressing

This image has been killing me bc that’s literally just Dale Gribble

You will never catch me valorizing subsistence farming. As soon as we invented agriculture we had to invent cities because people wanted to do something besides farming

you gotta be at least a little chuunibyo to make it these days

she noclipped into my heart and telefragged my balls

found a cute chicken