#Thursday #PhantomOfParadise

Be the Mothman you wish to see in the world

the two Southern English dialects recognized by linguists

need to kill off google A.I. on my work computer i got annoyed thinking i'll probably end up checking manually every 2 hours to see if weve got a govt again so i googled if i can sign up to get emailed when the government's back up & this shits like "but did the govt EVER work 🤪"

*waving hand vaguely* Computer, achieve my goals

口から花のビームを出します。がんぼるぞい。 translation: It shoots a flower beam from its mouth.

There is a food truck park on the other side of that bridge called “The Can Opener” and they sell ice cream out of a bus with the roof chopped off - it has to feel AMAZING to emerge from a crash into the bridge only to find a mini theme park making fun of you

Actually this particular sign is one you probably should obey in advance.

[context: rumor has it that the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork, currently a comatose murder suspect, has additionally been acting loopy and talking about making lobsters fly. Vimes and Carrot discuss one of the Patrician's prospective replacements]

lol govt shutdown is affecting my job already, boss dropped off a task for me @EOD yesterday & now it's impossible cuz the govt's not working told him i can't do that task cuz the govt site's down & he whispered "these stupid people... what sort of message do they think this sends to the world..."

People get this idea that there is just this overflowing pile of orphans and community projects on a shelf somewhere if only someone would be willing to take on a simple clearly defined task from the central warehouse.

#Florida woman wins Mortal Kombat tournament playing with newborn baby in arms. You know, like you do. www.dexerto.com/mortal-komba...

having one of those "hurry up and wait" situations at work: this client was worrying about how bad he needed this thing finished ASAP, but then on THE 19TH!!! we asked for a document from him & he hasn't even acknowledged the request yet

The bees have discovered Brutalism

Are you indica or sativa violence

I have been haunted by this statement all day www.kgw.com/article/news...

man who coined the phrase "fake news": am i watching things on TV that are different than what's happening?

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Been trying to read some isekai lately.

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

Adolf hitler led the german nazi party during and leading up to wwii, during which time he committed the holocaust by having millions of people murdered in camps, and that was bad ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

ⓘ 𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑢𝑠𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑠 𝑎 𝑗𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑎 𝑠𝑚𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑎 𝑚𝑖𝑑𝑛𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑡𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑟; 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑖𝑛' 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑢𝑛

What will poor Eric Adams do for work? That’s nbody’s business but the Turks!

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘱. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘴.

The human body is neither soup nor cereal it is actually sushi ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

Would anyone mind just reposting this post for users in Mississippi? I know it’s an ask but I would appreciate anyone and everyone in my state to just know this is an options. also, if anything happens with another state and a similar ip ban, this repository may hold solutions as I add them.

im probably the zillionth person to complain about this, but "girls' girl" really should be equivalent to "ladies' man"

not long !

my biggest contribution to this webbed site is one time i pointed out to a weirdo that bsky had applied a "rude" label to his profile & he posted about being Cancelled By Left-Wing Authoritarians For Rude Posting for about two weeks straight

This has been making me laugh for 2 days straight

if the moderation on this webbed site was any good at all you'd never see one of these stupid bots in a comment section

damn, he should've realized al yankovic is a parody artist

my mom's siri apparently just randomly said "same goes for you double!!" in response to a completely unrelated conversation?? she was like "and the dog won't be at daycare..." and siri took that PERSONALLY

The truly perfect business model doesn’t exi-

using the search feature on this website really puts it in perspective that bsky isnt for hosedrinker Dems or millennials who still think they're cool, it's primarily for horny gay bears posting hog

i've never watched The Joker (2019, apparently) & genuinely believed for entire years that this man pictured below is from like, the colonial era, or something. did not see this as a 20th century outfit. thot he raided Benjamin Franklin's wardrobe. no idea what happens in The Joker 2019

this is what i look like irl in case you were wondering

The Smaller Minion hopes you had wonderful Whiskers Wednesday! #WhiskersWednesday #Cats #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #BlackCats

"the streisand effect" really is the ultimate streisand effect whenever i think about the streisand effect i think of that specific photo of barbra streisand's mansion

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

like this skeet if you've been raptured

biggest newbie mistake ive made at my job so far: assuming that clients (IT managers) know how to wipe their own asses

niche-ass gegege-no-kitarouposting: one of the most bearable radio stations in my area is still pretty lame (see below), but their callsign is WBBB so i always imagine nezumi otoko runs the station & it's all his fault that their taste in music is so lame. probably got it on napster 20 years ago...

welcome to night vale update [SPOILERS?!] carlos, whose absence as a voiced role i have been bemoaning for eons, APPEARS in episode 273, "horror recs"! my pining is once again assuaged... until another 8 months go by without him appearing & im like this again

everything went downhill when they took porn off tumblr