Plasma isn’t even a state of matter it’s just ionized gas?

Oh that didn’t work? okay let me install this package. Wow that didn’t either? Let me build a 2 hour long make. Oh I was missing a package for it the entire time and only found out half way into the make? That’s okay let me just instal the package!

You download fun little Linux distros to try out I spend days bricking and unbricking my flip phone because I overwrote the gpt partition trying to boot Linux on it We are not the same

Guys, is it cringe to call someone a baddie?

Someone gimme a tech job. I’ll move for you 😭

The plan is to make a cluster based cyber deck of flip phones

Punch to the gut for different reasons

Met a trans dude last night and was texting him all day about our date we’re going on tomorrow, then he FaceTimes me and says he has a girlfriend and I’m like “oh.” And he’s like “but we’re kinda in an open relationship… kinda. We talked about it last week but I don’t know how (1/3)

Mary poppins was a time lord

Does anyone want to buy me more plants so my ceiling looks like plants are raining on me?

Door dashing and I keep running into people I know working at the restaurants and they’re giving me free food and drinks

Found at an Ollie’s in Mississippi

I think about this. have thought about this many times.

Creed

So I went to McAlister’s and forgot my card and said “hold on I forgot my card brb” When I came back, another girl is at the register and so I reordered and paid for my food then when it came out the other girl came out and handed me twice what I ordered. (1/2)

I still never told her I did this, but our relationship has improved drastically since I did it

Hey republicans what happened to gas prices?

Does my middle name count

You are fucking kidding me

It ‘s okay too make Ty pos

I’m on season 3 rn guys

The secret to my heart is houseplants and seafood. Giving me a plant and then asking me on a date to a seafood restaurant will have me folded

The power of the internet lets you sext 3 people at the same time

Had a rogue chin hair that evaded shaving for god knows how long. Stubblina I named her. She died today

9/11 as your tranniversary is awesome

My boss called me to tell me a 6’3 country man with a kitten came in to ask me on a date today. It would have 100% worked if I were there.

A cosplayer should help me find a top tier raven costume for Halloween

Anytime someone has to clarify they’re straight before commenting on how beautiful they think someone of the same gender is…. Mmmmmm girl you got some thinking to do…..

Felt hot. Might delete later 🤷🏻‍♀️

I bought a gengar boyshort and bra set and it’s cuttteeeee

Found this gummy bear on the sidewalk by itself so I gave it a candy corn friend

I just asked my bartender if she will be my date to my friends wedding and she said yeah 💅

I’m not good enough for silksong

new gender dropped: Uncaged transfem succubus

Every man wants a goth girl but doesn’t want the ideologies that come with her

Hey politicians! I believe a large chunk of society calling for/cheering for the death/murder of those in high political positions is an indicator of an increase in lack of human rights and a downhill economy.

Ayyyyy shoutout to cis people 😜

Playing Charlie Charlie and asking him if he said these things:

Driving two states over to build a pillow fort with my twin sister on a mutual spontaneous decision

@altfunoverlord.bsky.social dune but alt?

Men are just so mad that I exist because my existence fucks with the fragile masculinity in their head

Cannot get past sister splinter… But I have an urge to do it BEFORE the update nerfing her. Just gotta grind it out

I really really really REALLY want to propagate my monstera and I need someone to tell me I can do it

3 states down, 47 to go.

Hey Wyoming and South Dakota! Check out my AltStore/SideStore build! smanthasam.github.io/bskyms/alt.json This will grant you Bluesky access on iOS without a VPN!

Nuclear War is Bad for Kitten. (It’s me I’m kitten)

I love dive bars

What was your first ever shiny Pokemon? Mine was Bellsprout

I’m shit out of luck rn