I’m like your favorite poster’s pet poster if you think about it

Ayo shoutout to Ehlers-Danlos love that guy

I remember when ‘ice’ kept my beverages cold those were the days

I have a shoulder blade that’s just in chronic pain constantly but if I take that hand, and put it behind my head and on the OTHER shoulder blade, and stretch the elbow towards to the other shoulder, my pain is gone and it feels SOOOOO good. It feels like a constant pinched nerve

I would NEVER install tik tok! I’ve gone all this time while never laying a finger on it. Oh wait what’s that? Vine? WHATTTTT

being a trans woman online is so cool. people either jerk off to how hot you are or they jerk off to how much they hate you, but either way they don't tip

I think getting home from the bar and seeing a wig stand at the top of the stairs is the scariest thing I’ve seen all of 2025

Bar hopping is sm fun

I need a button that says “I’m actually friendly! I just get anxious around pretty girls and have resting bitch face”

I feel like I hit a mini tech lottery

HELPING MY FRIEND MOVE INTO HER NEW HOUSE AND I LOOKED IN THE ATTIC AND FOUND OLD VISTA ERA DELL LAPTOPS THAT SHE SAID I CAN HAVE (came with the house)

Drinking a single beer at a restaurant bc they said the bathroom is for paying customers

We're looking forward to @evelyn.northsky.team sharing more about Northsky and our plans for the future!

You’re not fuck material if you DONT FUCK WITH MY MATERIAL

I think I have a genuine issue with dating people. Like we can be talking for a bit and like if they’re too clingy, I’m imagining them as just wanting to fuck, and if they’re too distant I think they don’t want anything to do with me

test

You can judge me, I won’t be mad: When I was 17 and high as hell for like the 4th time ever, I boiled 1lb of shrimp and just melted a whole stick of butter over it and ate it while watching an ocean documentary

@moxiest.art CAN I GET THE NORTHSKY LOGO IN YOUR TYPEWRITER STYLE

Strapless bc I can’t take it off w/o surgery

Strapless bra so I can take it off w/o taking my shirt off

How the hell did they open beers in the Stone Age???

I ate like 7 Babybel cheeses at work and now I’m nauseous

Matching with conservative men on dating apps to see how fast I could get them to be a sub

I’ve reached that point in my year where I need new music suggestions. But I need those hidden bangers you haven’t told anyone about

Bout to walk in Walmart like I own this bitch

This is the kind of cold that’s literally perfect for me to get into my bed and WRAP up in the covers and get warm

Hey guys check this out

A BLT would fix me right now. bacon… lesbians…. Trannies….. A holy trifecta

I just came up with the funniest post but no one gets to see it until tomorrow

thoughts?

I have an older coworker who literally ignores my existence and doesn’t respond when I’m asking her work related questions to the point I have to go track someone else down to get an answer.

I usually take my prog without water and this was the first time in a year that I swallowed it wrong and it was sticking in that weird spot where I was ALMOST about to choke on it, but not enough air flow for me to try and cough it out. water saved my life

Guy walked up behind me at work and said “hey Sam! Good morning!” And I said “oh hey!” Turned around and “good morning” And he went 😧 “oh sorry I thought you were Sam” “I am?” And I pointed to my name badge and he goes “oh! Sorry” and walked off. What?

imagine a custom atproto site but it’s just an edating app

rebasing over an upstream that is like…. 800 commits ahead…. But that’s only like 60 something conflicts I should be done by the end of the night(?)

Me and my roommate just spent 10 minutes trying to say “how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood” AND “how much chuck could a chuck wood wood if a chuck wood could wood chuck” at the same time so the words “wood” and “chuck” are said at the same time

does a poor homeless person skeeting from their cellphone asking for money trigger bad fin. sent. analysis? does a woman putting her abuser on blast trigger toxicity? does a POC talking about institutional violence "bum you out?" these filters are white fragility in a genie's bottle!

Capri Sun would be a beautiful name for a girl

No way they sell jugs now

Everyone I meet is like “I’m too broke to go on hrt :(“ And then wanna act all surprised when I tell them I’m paying out of pocket no insurance and they make more than I do? Girl what is ACTUALLY stopping you?

I’m proud to announce we’re forcing Americans to lose weight by GUTTING food stamps and making food inaccessible to all!

ITTY BITTY BABY CACTUS

Modelo tower

Found out today Willam Defoe played a gay detective

i am extremely proud to announcement my partnership with lina khan and zohran mamdani about pghrt.diy to distribute transition healthcare supplies to all new yorkers. we are committed to the day-one mission of "transgender for everybody", including everyone outside of new york as well.

Now why does the POPCORN button on a microwave BURN my POPCORN?

Where is anonymous when you need them to release the Epstein files

at my new job and a coworker who I haven’t spoken with until today comes up and is like “let me give you some advice: this is the magical job where you can meet someone. Or fuck someone. If you’re into that”