HARRIET I AM SCREAMING #thetraitorsuk #thetraitors

Oh my god #TheTraitorsUK

I never got the whole Ravi thin in Eastenders, but hair down Ravi? #Eastenders

This is your reminder to do this for all devices as its not default.

Great, we can't have immediately generated CSAM now because of woke! Them lefty liberals and their wokeness! *satire

I hate to tell you fashionistas, but this cardigan will bobble within three minutes of wearing it. Why? The "yarn" is actually roving - i.e. fibres with no twist to them - and you don't want to wear roving.

I just want to jump in my screen and tell them to leave Ross alone! #TraitorsUK

hey everyone now is once again a good time to turn autoplay off for videos

Times and Substack among few UK news publisher winners in December Google core update See full Sistrix data of winners and losers here pressgazette.co.uk/media-audien...

When Billy was praying, I seriously thought we were going to get a Paul vision cameo #CorrieDale

It's an LGBTQ RTC #Corriedale

I really hoped they'd do a "don't I know you?" joke, and they did!

Take a bow, everyone #CorrieDale

I'm so glad Ken and Eric sailed through this and their biggest peril is a dodgy vending machine #CorrieDale

Of course there's Ken and Eric!

My Endgame: #CorrieDale

Watching tonight's emmerdale and coronation street and I love how they've both been filmed, whatever camera they've used is amazing

First time seeing Mary Poppins 2. How the hell do you have Mr Lin Manuel Miranda - Alexander Hamilton - himself, and not have him write any music for it?

From Twelfth Night, if memory serves.

99% of the time I'm ok with being single and living alone. It's times like now where I have to trek to town to get what I need while really ill, that I fucking hate it. I have helpful friends and I love them but it's not the same. And not being single doesn't guarantee a helpful caring partner

Jools’ Hootenanny or Ronan Keating & Friends?

Seeing in the new year with a throat and chest infection.

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

I worked at a high end shop as over Christmas and I realised something. To be seen as wealthy, to show wealth as a status symbol, you need to be wasteful. You need to be so unbuttered by waste, because there's always more.

Had to* give a relative a history of Chairman Mao, the famine and Great Leap Forward while watching this year's Call the Midwife. *absolutely did not have to

Number crunching: Telegraph editorial columns in December highlighting ‘the unreliability of social media’ v corrections the Telegraph has had to publish so far this year due to inaccurate reporting From the new Private Eye, out now.

Sat next to older relative as they scroll tiktok... "aww, look at that." "Aww look". It's either AI or clickbait.

11am and am the only one in the house awake. Living room occupied, so have to stay in my room like some grounded teenager.

Happy 20 Years since Jackie Tyler was nearly killed by a Christmas Tree.

Merry Christmas everyone, especially my #Playschool Babies. Be kind, considerate and compassionate as the festive season continues. Spread joy everywhere you go and remember the best gift you can give is unconditional love ❤️🎄❤️

Was at a Christmas party with a load of clergy last night and as some people were leaving they found a person collapsed on the street outside so the Verger took over and called an ambulance and sent all the clergy away because "if they wake up surrounded by priests that'll just make things worse"

I'm reminded of this from the Christmas Invasion, back in 2005... "I gave them the wrong warning. I should have told them to run, as fast as they can. Run and hide, because the monsters are coming - the human race." #TheWarBetween #TWBTLATS

#RussellToveyFuckeAFysh #TWBTLATS #TheWarBetween

Get someone to look at you the way Eddie Hearn looks at Anthony Joshua

God, imagine having a broken jaw in 2 places just before Christmas! *I reject this energy

Here is the main feature from Issue 26, an oral history of the print magazine in the 21st century. Featuring interviews with Alex Bilmes, Ian Hislop, Jo Ellison, Graydon Carter, Andrew Neil, Richard Benson, Kate Spicer, Chris Floyd and @msmirandasawyer.bsky.social. www.the-fence.com/rumours-of-o...

The Vanity Fair photographer knew what he was doing. (I doubt I’m the first to notice this but it hasn’t graced my TL)

Just want to share with my American friends how the Australians respond to a shooting tragedy. Action, rather than thoughts and prayers.

Real girl friendship... when you're cramping too much to go out, so she orders essentials to your door.

Me, if Ray tried to threaten me in Emmerdale:

Time Person of the Year isn't architects of AI, it's capitalism. No mention of AI pioneer and Nobel Prize winners Geoffrey Hinton & John Hopfield. Maybe because they used their platforms to talk about the use of AI and the increase of fascism and equality gap

Nestene Consciousness right now: #TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea

Do they not want people to read the credits? #TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea

You know the most unbelievable thing about #TheWarBetween? The UK being *that* organised and timely.

Trinity Wells just keeps on going ❤️ #TheWarBetween

Gay water #TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea #SeaDevils

No J-cloth gowns? #TWBTLATS #SeaDevils

Is that pearl a...a... clit? #TheWarBetweenTheLandAndTheSea