At 32 years old, I just passed my driving test

We need leaders who can spell out what's happening clearly and with force.

I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take

let’s just give Palantir that naval base in Scotland with all the nuclear submarines

It would take about 30 seconds to remind news audiences of the basic facts of the Stephen Lawrence case

There's nothing the biggoted fascists can say that can make me be as hateful, bitter and cruel as they are.

And have it be known, he's not arguing he didn't do it, he's arguing he gave her hush money she didn't declare

A guy (at the back) slagged me and other women off queueing for a bus, saying we jumped the queue. I couldn't help myself and said, we didn't, there was no queue. I was actually there before him. He got irate and I said ok babe. Two women in front of me offered me to go before them. I love women.

A President ordering the Justice Department to criminally investigate a woman who won a sexual assault lawsuit against him makes Watergate look like an unpaid parking ticket.

As an anthropologist, I endorse this message!

7 children and 2 adults have died in the past couple of days from completely avoidable deaths in this heatwave. People need to stop thinking they know best and listen to safety warnings. "It's common sense", "I can do what I want". Shut up. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

You’re delirious from heat. You haven’t had a break from it in days. You haven’t slept. You can’t remember how much water you’ve drunk. Your clothes cling to your skin in a sweaty melange. You don’t know what is real and what is delusion. Tony Blair drops a long read.

Intelligence in a utility. I already pay Sky monthly for fibre broadband. Dickhead.

Rewatching all of Poirot and a new reaction gif just dropped

There was a very lengthy and forensic inquiry into this resulting in a very detailed report that stopped just short of calling Tony’s conduct a criminal enterprise, so naturally it was chucked in the bin in favour of continuing to invite Blair, Campbell and Mandelson into TV studios for interviews.

A town-wide power cut has closed 3 out of 4 of the town's pharmacies today, as well as the county council buildings. Guess who needs to pick up her prescription from a closed pharmacy...

i love her make her president

Happy Threads Day to all who celebrate.

Meanwhile in England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Farages Deform Uks untrained so called Councillors are now dropping like flies, but as usual it's been kept away from the main News. 22 of them went within just 2 weeks. thedailybritain.co.uk/reform-counc...

Good. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

What the absolute ever loving fuck!? The judge turned to the victim and said basically, despite the sentence I'm going to give, take comfort in knowing you were brave. Are 11(!) Counts of rape, these 3 boys walked free because the judge didn't want to criminalise them. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

So, migration is at its lowest point since 2021 (a pretty low year already, because COVID). Does this mean we can stop blaming migrants for long NHS waiting lists, housing shortages, falling wages and a stagnant economy? Oh, no, wait, never mind- looks like we’re still in the crosshairs.

Did someone say monorail?

this would make a great exclamation

“Neurodivergent people have a hard time understanding humor.” Or maybe we understand it perfectly and you’re just not funny.

Gonna be getting a LOT of mileage out of this in coming weeks...

I wonder if there's no call for Kemi Badenoch to resign following their disastrous election loses because of double standards, or she's literally too irrelevant?

i love this sleep pod subreddit so much

this wasn't on my ballot paper

Evergreen headline.

Happy 100th Birthday to Sir David Attenborough Thank you for being a friend to all animals and for helping the world to cherish us x

81 years ago today, fascism was declared defeated in Europe. Today...

A small part of me is thinking - hoping - that with the Reform gains, people will see how disastrous a Reform government will be, how little they don't care, how utterly inept, incompetent, corrupt and cruel they are. #LocalElections

Bristol Post putting a tribute article about the woman recently murdered by her partner behind a paywall. Classy!

I feel like “it’s absolute horses” should refer equally to something good or something bad with its meaning imparted solely through a persons delivery of the line

Marco Rubio: Operation Epic Fury is over. Our preference is to return to the pre-war status for the Strait of Hormuz. 🇺🇸US Senator: But the SOH was already open before the war? So what was the point of whole war? You have created a Global Crisis OUT OF NOTHING” #cdnpoli

Hey guys, don’t laugh, this isn’t cute! Union flags only do this when in distress

Wakes up in a parallel dimension where Howe marched up the Hudson to link up with Burgoyne in 1777 instead of dicking around in Philadelphia

One if my favourite days of the year: living vicariously through London Marathon runners on their socials

It's today, today!

People who flunked basic biology can't even imagine advanced biology.

So farewell then Ianto's shrine Created as a So farewell then For Ianto Your show was dark, wild and sexy Now you're a risk to health and safety On TripAdvisor You were #43 in Things To Do In Cardiff Now Cardiff is down to Only 42 wonders.

Palantir in the NHS is linked to Mandelson Mandelson is linked to Wes Streeting Wes Streeting is defending Palantir’s involvement in the #NHS Nothing to see or everything to see Palantir must be removed from the NHS