Me, when someone calls it a “pig in a blanket” when it’s clearly a jalapeño cheddar klobasniky. We would also accept kolache in the general “grab me a Coke, like a Sprite or Dr Pepper” Thank you for your attention to this important matter #TexasForever #WestCommaTexas

Need to give the organizer folks in Atlanta some huge props. They were really, really prepared for WC hosting duties. Extra helpers everywhere you looked (esp MARTA). No ICE. Saw a cop bugging a kid hustling water bottles once - but that was it. Everyone happy, easy safe access. Well done Atlanta.❤️

“Dicks R Us”? “Still Sucking Reagan’s Dead Balls”? “But Who Will Clean Our Houses?” Party? “Crazy Ass Motherfuckers Even Crazier Than Those Other Motherfuckers” ? www.nytimes.com/2026/07/02/u...

Happy birthday, Mom. I miss you.

Clarence Thomas says the 14th Amendment should be read narrowly because it was written for formerly enslaved people. By that logic, the 2nd Amendment was written for muskets, not AR-15s. Funny how that kind of originalism only shows up when it's convenient.

American factory construction continued declining in official data released today as CHIPS Act projects finish, IRA projects get cancelled, and tariffs weigh on nearly all industries Total US factory construction is down 30% from its 2024 highs and 20% over the last year alone

Beating BEL would be the men’s best ever result. The following games would probably be Spain then France. Yikes

You look at Landon Donovan. American man. Turkish Hair. You see how much stronger we are as a melting pot

What’s the point of having a corrupt, two-bit dictator if he’s not going to call his partner in corruption to get his country’s player un-suspended?

Perhaps we should make 1-5 subs?

BALON DONT LIE

Dzeko is 6'4. Bajraktarevic is 5'9. That's a concerning loss of 7 inches in 20 years. By 2100, Bosnian attackers will only be 2'2 tall.

in tagalog, instead of saying “whatever happens happens” we say “bahala na si batman” which loosely translates to “let batman handle it” and i think that’s beautiful

I watched Congo play in person on Saturday. They were fricking terrible, TURRIBLE.

As someone who has been struggling with this for months, if not years, without the ability to take any time off due to the crumbling economy and empty social safety net he helped create, I am torn between “glad you got the help you need” and “fuck off.”

Hey SCOTUS, Charles Barkley wanted me to tell you fuck you. youtube.com/shorts/Dx3oB...

All of these cases are basically litmus tests for any Dem nominee. Are immigrants Americans? Do trans Americans deserve human rights? Are corporations superhumans who get to spend endlessly on elections to put whoever they want into power? These are simple questions with simple answers.

Washington Wizards Announce Founding Wizard Dead At 682 https://theonion.com/washington-wizards-announce-founding-wizard-dead-at-682/

Ken Paxton, GOP's MAGA Christian TX Senate pick, and his not wife

denying a visa to the man who imitates a statue of a man we assassinated

This #CODvUZB game is gonna age me about 39 years and set ⚽️ in the US back by 100. Have these teams played soccer before ? Did ICE deny the real players visas?

This CODvUZB match is pretty fuckin dire so far, m8. Congo players appear to just want to dribble and shoot, UZB has absolutely zero movement off the ball. Yikes

“How much is a magical world worth?” A beautiful thread about Cabo Verde, the Peace Corps, and the World Cup:

For anyone that drinks coffee - this is the GOAT stir-er. I have like 8 of these unopened in my kitchen.

In an “offficial fifa store” in Atlanta and they selling knockoffs y’all

when AI companies go bankrupt

Thank you, Uncle Arthur @atlantafalcons.bsky.social

Chef's kiss, salute, tears, all of it

Crime and Punishment Follow my cartoons and accompanying written commentary on Substack: nickanderson.substack.com For @contrariannews.org

oh my god

North Carolina - Senate Polling: 🔵 Cooper: 48% 🔴 Whatley: 34% YouGov / June 10, 2026

That smile at the end ❤️

Got a couple kudos from my customer today, cool. I know the value I bring the customer but it’s nice to hear their confirmation. But a co-worker telling me I made her day bc I shared a note about how much I personally appreciate her - that feels 1000% better. People >>>>> companies

Lionel Messi was the kid character on 3rd Rock from the Sun?

3% of Americans over 50 have LTC insurance. THREEEEEEEE A New Option for Long-Term Care Costs www.nytimes.com/2026/06/13/w...

Happy Father's Day 🖤

This is the most embarrassing stat of this Men's World Cup.

1/4 Today is Juneteenth. On June 19, 1865, enslaved people in Texas learned they were free, more than two years after the Emancipation Proclamation. Juneteenth reminds us that freedom requires action and people willing to carry the truth forward.

The first all-American, all-female refereeing crew in men’s World Cup history! 📸 @cmoorestoryteller.bsky.social

Univision announcers getting dangerously close to FCC fines every time they pronounce the last name MOFOKENG #czevrsa

Translation.

This is incredible, though I am attaching below a post critiquing the framing on TikTok…

Louis CK (deservedly) got sent to timeout for 7 years and came back as my pop-pop

Hope these guys have a good night

Googles “has DR Congo ever played Belgium in football “ (They have not. Talk about studs up)