Me: this is quality sh*tposting by Iran…. Also me: welllll technically Achaemenid Empire was more late Iron Age / classical age empire with proto Elam, Armenian, Indus, & Sumarian offshoots developing in the… You know what… I am going to shut up now….

I’m so tired. Tired of all this…

Kirk Cousins’ agent should be negotiating the ceasefire with Iran I am not joking

Folks know there is a lot going on right now but keep a very close eye on what is going on at the Department of Agriculture & the US Forest Service. It just isn’t a “reorganizing” - it’s a wholesale neutering. A direct attack on the guardians our nation’s natural resources.

may this define her for the rest of her life. she was willing to stoop this low and still got fired. girl, bye.

I can’t wait for the National & DC media to try and rehab Palm Bondi by hiring her instead of treating her as what she is - a nihilistic monster who enabled the worst in her boss & his apparatchiks. She deserves to sit in a jail cell for the rest of life.

hmm

The true tragedy lies in the fact that he was elected and permitted to serve as President, leading to the current challenges the world is facing.

God damn it feels good to see a NASA rocket launch again….

Again, the MODA renovation / NBA shakedown should be a city/county public ballot measure. Say a hotel/motel surcharge to generate the needed revenue. Good odds something like that would pass. Then we wouldn’t need to raid programs & using code names. All they are doing is eroding public trust.

This is what we’ve been reduced to. Foreign policy by market arbitrage.

It amazes me how many supposedly serious people don’t get this & aren’t acting accordingly. The US has squandered in 14 months the 21st century & 80 years of work as a political & economic world leadership to the PR of China.

The fact that the birthright citizenship ruling won’t be a 9-0 defeat shows you how far the court has fallen in four decades…

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

Seeing this is the year from hell & the worst possible people are winning, I am fully expecting Tanland to win the World Cup and won’t shut up about it for another 60 years.

Would not surprise me if one or two Supreme Court justices retire the next 4-6 months. The Senate is now too much in play electorally to think they can get a nominee easily through after January 2027. When it happens, it will define Schumer & Durbin’s ever deteriorating legacy…

It's Transgender Day of Visibility and David Lynch definitely said it best: 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵 🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

So we given a new generation of Iranian leaders fresh grievances & a reason to tighten their grip on power while ensuring they get a massive amount of capital without any evidence we had dented their nuclear weapons capacity … Genius… no way this bites us in the arse long-term.

To paraphrase the man who was so good at fashion they had to shoot him with a giant laser - Orson Krennic. “If Donald Trump & his entire foreign policy team are not Russian assets, they missed their calling.”

“If you’re gay or transgender, I love you. And if anybody gives you shit, tell ‘em Charles said fuck you.”

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It turns out that banks allowing him to walk away (really, how do you fail at a business where the house always wins) consequence free from multiple bankruptcies , taught the president that his failures are always someone else’s problem.

The whole thing about Democrats searching for a winning message for the midterms is infuriating because it is staring them in the face: Rule of Law — People who do illegal shit should face consequences. For insider trading. For illegal wars. For ignoring court orders. For being a pedophile.

This is shaping into the greatest strategic self defeat of the US in our history. At best the US has re-energized the Islamic Republic while creating division in our own allies. At worst we are entering a conflict we cannot win without destroying ourselves economically, politically, & militarily.

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The newest verse to “We didn’t start the fire!” sucks… but accurate…

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

Bringing out my best hardware today since I’m interviewing people… #rctid

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Any day which Duke gets eliminated is a good day.

To put this in perspective, this is equivalent to the budgets of US Coast Guard ($13.8B) & US Marine Corps ($57.2B) combined with enough change to pay for the National Parks Service ($3.3B) four times over.

After binging everything that has happened the last two weeks in US foreign policy… my non expert opinion is… youtu.be/fl86G6L5PnU?...

Sweet Caroline… Really @thornsfc.com. We’re better than this… #baonpdx

Again, if any you think raw milk is a great idea, I welcome you to talk to any dairy farmer and see their operations in the flesh.

Be safe. Stay hydrated. Make your voice heard. F*** Trump. #NoKings

The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain. Donald Trump and his regime have committed at least 20 of those same offenses highlighted in yellow. #NoKings

You know what would be nice to have right now? The U.S. Navy having fifty to eighty missile armed frigate sized ships that you could have to escort tankers through the straight & act as missile pickets. You know, the very class of ship that Trump cancelled for his own ego driven “battleship.”

Again, the People’s Republic of China’s central committee is alternating between pinching themselves in disbelief & pissing themselves laughing at the U.S. … On the cusp of becoming the world’s sole remaining superpower without needing to fire a shot.

They named it what?

Why does the fawning media always call these stains on our democracy “a first” like Trump broke the four-minute mile as opposed to the Constitution

I have it… I know how we can solve the Straight of Hormuz problem. We ship crisps to the Middle East, we bring back the oil in the same lorries…

I miss the days where I would wake up and look at the news & wasn’t horrified & disgusted.

This squad looks gassed… #baonpdx

To quote the great scholar & entrepreneur Stringer Bell… “Are you taking notes on a criminal f***ing conspiracy?”

As a person who has worked with/in government entities my whole adult life & with a wide-range of contractors, civil servants, & consultants - it’s really heartening to hear someone finally do this. So many local & state governments try to consult their way out of too many problems. It rarely works