Daily Sequence Octordle #1489 4️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ 8️⃣9️⃣ 🔟🕚 Score: 60

Their employees are libertarian, they don’t care if you buy stuff to fulfill a risky stunt like jumping off the skydome

Every local outfit does this weird Marine framing instead of retail nepo baby vanity project financed by daddy which is just as accurate and tells you more about the current state of the business.

Calling it "Glocky-molo" would be BETTER

Trump getting a head start to whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil

All the big box stores should immediately cut all prices by 15% just to fuck with him lol

Daily Sequence Octordle #1487 5️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ 9️⃣🔟 🕛🕐 Score: 70

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Probably Deadpool and Wolverine

Daily Sequence Octordle #1485 3️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣7️⃣ 8️⃣🔟 🕚🕛 Score: 62

Weekly Quordle Challenge 139 6️⃣4️⃣ 7️⃣5️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/

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No lies detected

Daily Octordle #1483 9️⃣6️⃣ 🕚🔟 4️⃣3️⃣ 5️⃣7️⃣ Score: 55

For all the AI hate on here, it honestly is very funny the extent to which our tech overlords have to force the engineers to do gymnastics to prevent the computer from being a Democrat.

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

Make San Francisco cool again

America out here inventing entirely new heresies every day

Daily Sequence Quordle 1481 4️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ m-w.com/games/quordle/

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Daily Sequence Octordle #1480 4️⃣5️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ 9️⃣🔟 🕚🕛 Score: 66

if you're from toronto or have been to toronto or know anyone from toronto or are familiar with the existence of toronto, then you are morally obligated to go see Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie this weekend

Daily Sequence Octordle #1479 4️⃣5️⃣ 6️⃣9️⃣ 🔟🕚 🕛🕐 Score: 70

Among so many other things we really need to restore a certain dignity of conduct and ethos of respectful behavior to public life. This kind of stuff is tacky, yes, but it also wastes everybody's time.

A pair of 2016 releases: POPSTAR and THE NICE GUYS

They’re from Waterloo!

"As Springfield Monorail Enters Second Year of Construction, Voters Share Hopes (and Concerns)" and it's just lovingly rendered fantasies of eventually taking the monorail to visit the grandkids alternating with occasional mentions of torn down buildings and blighted lots with half-built pylons.

well credit where credit’s due: it’s 2035 and i’m driving to work in elon musk’s moon city—or rather my optimus robot chauffeur is, heh. i’m just kicking back and enjoying the view. what kind of a name for a moon bridge is owl creek

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Jodi Allen using the moment to steal fossils from UC Berkeley while everyone's not looking

Just once it's nice seeing the side facing a bunch of felony criminal trials lose

Daily Sequence Octordle #1476 5️⃣6️⃣ 7️⃣8️⃣ 9️⃣🔟 🕚🕛 Score: 68

I do like how between the ads, the halftime show, and the on field product, the theme of this Super Bowl is “Ass Everywhere”

Will always stan Charmander

Rachel Sennott making her Super Bowl ad debut

The media desperately wanted to give the right a cultural moment and the problem is that they have no culture.

To paraphrase: If you can’t embrace BB’s message for all of us, FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE. #LoveNotHate

The Turning Point USA halftime show makes it clear: our multicultural society is keeping us from watching a guy dressed kinda like Ben Franklin play the violin not particularly well

Nice for that Crypto ad to make us forget about the Dunkin ad. Also Fitchtner sighting!

NO IT'S A CRYPTO AD

Um… that was quite the transition from the Robert Kraft anti-Semitism ad to the singing toilets.

Using Mr. Rogers in a Super Bowl commercial for mortgages should result in prison time

Oh the guy who choked his personal chef has a temper, you don’t say

Hey, funky fanfare sighting!

No Kings includes Draft Kings

Disclosure Day, aka Steve saying “oh you guys ignored my god-tier musical and all-time divorce movie in favor of some Marvel bullshit? Look what I can still do better than anyone”