If you are a Canadian, and you travel to or support the United States in any way, you are a traitor.

The Jeff Bezos team at the Washington Post are accusing Canada of "trolling" Trump by signing a trade deal with China. They say we will regret it. Fuck off Washington. There, I said it.

As soon as this was announced my 75 year old dad said "good. I hope I never see another Tesla again"

Polio once paralyzed hundreds of thousands of children every year. Thanks to the global polio eradication efforts, cases have fallen by 99.9% since 1988. But polio is not gone yet. Dr. Jamal Ahmad explains why #EndPolio still matters and what’s at stake if we don’t finish the job. bit.ly/49v1vQL

Bud we just saw you get bullied by a man who thinks if a woman's pussy is wet she has to go to the hospital

It’s Penguin Awareness Day which seems like a great excuse to post the greatest ever Wikipedia edit.

Well, one of those was a law passed by Congress to help people, and the other is an unconstitutional power grab, but yes, otherwise the same.

Some perspective: The S&P opened down -1.3% on Trump's Greenland saber-rattling. That's $750 billion of wealth destroyed -- roughly equal to estimates of the value of Greenland. And so ~in dollar terms~ his shenanigans have already cost the US one Greenland, and we've got nothing to show for it.

After a century of what now?

the international far right’s embrace of trump, and trump’s attempts to force the rest of the world to adopt miller’s international segregationism, is a reminder that even the “globalist” attack was projection. They want to use american power to remake the whole world into fash ethnostates

Anania's experience with her trans identity

* DANISH PENSION FUND AKADEMIKERPENSION TO EXIT US TREASURIES * AKADEMIKERPENSION CIO SAYS US `IS BASICALLY NOT A GOOD CREDIT' @bloomberg.com www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

There are many surreal things about Donald Trump suddenly turning geopolitics into influencer drama by publishing world leaders’ DMs – but one standout is Trump truly doesn’t understand flattery might be insincere or tactical. It just works on him. He’s that easy.

Who comes up with the Trump administration's heilarious slogans?

I’ve been writing Popular Information for 8 years, and this is one of the most important stories I’ve ever published. This is a humanitarian crisis that has gone unreported.

I have no words to express how angry this makes me.

Everything they say sound like dialogue from a rapist

"just lie back and think of greenland"

This is the new Michelin star system

Burgess Shale in British Columbia is one of the most important fossil sites in the world. With fossils that date back over 500 million years, it provides the clearest record of Cambrian marine life on Earth. This is the story of this UNESCO World Heritage Site. 🧵 1/8

Fairly sure it’s unintentional, but the end date on this mug being sold by the Smithsonian does make it sound a little like they’re saying America dies in 2026…

who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters

I attended a Border Patrol recruitment event. By never saying “no,” I was corralled from standing near the recruitment table to having a completed application submitted on my behalf, and I received a tentative selection days later. www.cltampa.com/news/at-st-p...

Danish Parliament Deputy Speaker Lars-Christian Brask: "If I could come with some advice, it would be for the Senate & House to start to take control of political power in America because with this erratic & mad behaviour, you have to ask the question, is the President capable of running the US?"

"Mass UK study debunks COVID vaccine myth." "A landmark study of nearly 14 million children in England has revealed that the Covid infection carries a higher risk of heart complications than the vaccination" Source: archive.md/PanVG

Next year the Nobel Committee should award the Peace Prize to "the people of Greenland", with no other explanation forthcoming.

Blanche won’t investigate the killing of an innocent woman on camera but they’ve got all hands on deck for a church service being interrupted

Everyone in Europe sit tight, we're working with some actors to set up an elaborate ruse where we trick our president into thinking he got Greenland

This is the poster administration and it helps to understand who they're posting for: essentially, the biggest scumbag Steam forum trolls in the world

An octopus arrives from the right and envelopes the brain coral like an alien slurping a planet only to be photobombed by a redband parrotfish peacocking for the camera 🔮👽🐙🌎😁🦜🐟🪸🌇 #octopus #redbandparrotfish #peacocking #cheesin #photobomb #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #biscaynebay #coralcity

YA author: In my book I invented the Oppression Lords as a cautionary tale Authoritarians: At long last we have created the Oppression Lords from the classic sci-fi novel Successful Popular Uprising Against the Oppression Lords

RIP hip hop legend E LOVE,,, the man in the middle of the iconic Public Enemy logo

I’m going to keep hammering this point: the excesses of ICE we see now are entirely contiguous with our system of policing more broadly, and the reason that almost no politician wants to threaten real consequences for ICE agents is because it opens the door to making the same demands of the cops

MUST READ thread before Monday night's forecasted G4 / SEVERE geomagnetic storm. Auroras could be seen as far south as the U.S.-Mexico border at times. Widespread mid-latitude displays are possible. Here's what you need to know to have a successful aurora chase tonight! 🧵 #heliophysics #aurora

The tragic refusal of her mother to admit that she was killed by two transphobes because they hated her for being a trans woman continues to deepen and darken.

just increasingly obvious that everything online Dems got excited about in casting Newsom as a “fighter” was simply the skilled efforts of a comms team who knows exactly what online Dems will fall for, while the man himself has a spine made of absolute tapioca pudding

The kids and I helped pack food this morning for families who can't leave their homes due to the ICE occupation. We did the math that there are somewhere between 2000 to 20,000 families that are sheltering at home right now. Which means they need thousands of food boxes a day. We're mobilized.

It's Valentine Packing time at Skype a Scientist HQ. Get your pack at SquidFacts.net (These support science education nonprofit @skypeascientist.bsky.social !)

i think that you're being an absolute wiener if your key complaint as an American right now is "the Europeans on this niche social media site are being mildly rude to me over the prospect of our mad king going to war with them."

Quarantine and isolate the US until they prove they can cooperate like intelligent adults. We must never become so tied to 1 country again.

have been ordered to what now

The Star of the North ✴️

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Coming this Wednesday @ 9am PT—Year of the Horse shop update! 🐎✨ I will have some Year of the Horse memory jars, little horse totems, and a...wolf??? A wolf somehow managed to slip into the group, but they seem to be accepted as one of the herd, so! Link here: shop.lioninthetrees.com #art #pottery

fwiw i think his obsession with the nobel prize is entirely about obama getting it (setting aside whether or not obama ought to have received it)

Using threats to get a peace prize is pretty hilarious

There's no better way to observe MLK Day than to go on the news and insist that the civil rights protesters objecting to police brutality are actually "paid agitators"

Oooh good question for historians and archaeologists... what's the oldest thing you've accidentally been injured by? I've cut myself with numerous flint flakes and implements ranging from 6000-3500 years old) - I'm sure someone can outdo that...

all the fiber arts girlies are on it

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