Uh. Why’s Republican Senator Lindsey Graham at Disney World? Totally not sus at all seeing as though he doesn’t have any kids or grandchildren. 🙄

David Roberts - the U.S. is basically aligning itself as the last big petrostate. And will go down with the fossil fuel ship; and China is aligning itself as the first electrostate. It is rapidly electrifying its economy, dominating the technology, supply chains, world markets, everything

putting on my tac vest for a dangerous day of confiscating shampoo bottles

Trump continues to try to slap his name on everything. The Kennedy Center and now a dollar bill. No living President has ever done this. He is not a monarch. Yet another reason to support the #NoKings rally tomorrow.

The karma of Kash Patel firing FBI counter intel people who SPECIALIZE in Iranian threats, and then him getting HACKED by an Iranian threat just a few weeks later is hilarious #leopardsatemyface #Politics #News

For weeks I have worked alongside my fellow Democrats to fund TSA, FEMA, the Coast Guard, and more. I was clear we could do that without sending another penny to ICE. Finally in the dead of night, Republicans agreed.

Who can't just buy an EV to help with the fuel costs - poor people. Who can't just get solar panels & a battery to help with energy costs - poor people. Who can't stockpile food to help with rising costs - poor people See a pattern? The poor always suffer most & can afford it least #auspol

In three months, Zohran Mamdani has: -Delivered millions in restitution for workers cheated by fast food and delivery companies -Cracked down on bad landlords -Launched the first stage of a universal childcare program -Fixed thousands of potholes in NYC streets This is what leadership looks like.

say what you will but donald trump is the first wwe hall of famer to win both the fifa peace prize and mike johnsons beautiful golden prize for special boys

Heads up women on the SAVE Act.

You decide

My Beavis and Butt-head audition tape. Just here for the dick jokes, folks. Pete Hegseth is a big insecure ninny, but maybe a generous lover??????? OH AND ALL HAIL AARON RUPAR, keeper of the clips. Should have credited him in the clip. youtube.com/shorts/2xiSq...

Trump is consuming the war in Iran at a level of abstraction that makes it impossible for him to understand the stakes. youtube.com/shorts/0XiCi... My latest in the month-long experiment in daily takes: Challeging perfectionism one messy short video at a time!

When you sit around your table tonight eating with your children, remember people are being held in private prisons for money. They're children are being terrorized. Is this what you voted for? The suffering of people? Fuck all of you who did this. You put this stain on all of us.

the only thing that appears to give our aging, rapidly declining ruler meaning in his life is his ability to inflict death and suffering on others www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...

BREAKING: Delta is suspending its special service desk for members of Congress until TSA is fully funded, per @ajc.com. Delta says members of Congress will now be treated like all other flying customers. www.ajc.com/politics/202...

Can’t wait for the first pardoned Proud Boy to pull a gun on me when I have a bottle of water in my carry-on

can't argue....

Yes, this is real. Real evil.

ICE agents are too lazy to be soldiers, and too stupid to be cops.

going live in 5 for the first time since the election, come hang 🐈

I hereby nominate Amy Schumer to replace Chuck Schumer.

the country is at war and the president is peacing out for another weekend at his private club in Florida that he'll spend with his paying customers

Yes. And frequently opposed government investment in economic growth precisely because they understood that it was creating a more powerful class of industrial capitalists and industrial workers whose interests were ultimately a threat to the less-productive slaver class. A lesson for today.

I'm posting a <3m video every morning this March first thing: no hair fixing, no make-up, straight up-in the jammies. My initial rule was no re-takes but I confess this one took me a few tries (darn NUMBERS). It's more about getting over perfectionism than content. But the content is good, too!

Putin’s useful idiot.

I just clued into the Afroman defamation lawsuit. Amazing. Absolutely amazing content. Actually, it surpasses mere content. It is art.

Soil.

Such a perfect example of police baronial class attitudes, as well as the thin skin that lurks right under their combat-cop bravado. “Your 1A rights don’t apply to US! How DARE you make fun of us?” It’s gone so far that Louisiana recently made cops a hate-crime protected class!

Hey, men. Read this.

"...Almost nil name recognition, with no previous experience...hardly any resources...Kat managed to push the other candidates in the race much further to the left... ...She helped hundreds of constituents in her district without even first holding office... And she damn near almost won anyway."

For what it's worth, Dolores Huerta's birthday is April 10th. There are no California state holidays in April.

Ted Lieu: “Undocumented immigrants voting in elections is an infinitesimal problem — to vote, you have to first register — how many undocumented are going to go, ‘yes, I'm going to give all my info to the govt that's trying to maybe deport me.’ No way — so this is a problem that doesn't even exist”

A French general said joining Donald Trump’s war is like buying a discounted ticket for the Titanic after it hit the iceberg. Trump has had a chastening week, as the UK, France, Japan, Germany, South Korea, and even China rejected military support. www.thedailybeast.com//french-gene...

In the same way you don’t want to profit from fraud

Listening to him begging his "friends" for help is just delightful.

Frank offers further refinement on ”Everyone Is Twelve” theory.

A military coalition of Canadian girlfriends

I would hate it if people laugh at NATHAN CAVANAUGH the same way that they laughed at that poor Ms Teen USA contestant.

Have you met Nathan Cavanaugh?

This article does a good job of explaining the tremendous impact of Bill’s post-presidency work (and why I’m so proud of him). www.insidephilanthropy.com/home/bill-cl...

will never forget her giving a little curtsy while voting against raising the minimum wage

Inside the Department of War are two wolves: "We've shut down the Colleges of War because book learnings are woke, gay, and irrelevant to war fighting." "How come no one told us the Strait is important, there are different kinds of Kurds, Iran is big, and air power historically doesn't win wars?"

Every commanding officer in the US military that gives the orders to bomb civilians, desal plants, non military targets needs to be court martialed and sent to prison. A strong message needs to be sent to our military that they took an oath to the Constitution. Iran is a war crime.

Heggy Pete steps up to the podium every day like "I'M FIGHTING THIS WAR TO AVENGE THE HONOR OF EVERY SECOND LIEUTENANT WHO DIDN'T MAKE GENERAL BECAUSE HE HAD A 2.3 GPA AND BEAT HIS WIFE." I wasted my life reading books and shit.

Well fuck.

Someone in NYC should do interviews with middle-school kids who take the subway to and from school every day, to see if they have any advice for Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy who can't seem to go a single day without pissing himself in fear over them.

i rode bart for years and the scariest thing that ever happened to me was an untalented guy who wouldn’t stop playing a piccolo

If there's one thing I'm NOT worried about, it's the defense of California.