(horny anarchist voice) the only change from the inside i want is to my guts

problematic anime titties

what if our hands touched while following proper food safety procedures? what if we both blushed? what if we both then had to wash our hands a second time?

why is everyone always looking for propyl alcohol?? oh you’re “disinfecting a wound”? Just have a regular beer, chill.

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wait till people learn everyone has their own neural net they can train with whatever they want and get it to output the weirdest most personalized shit imaginable

There are so many things that need to be abolished which wouldn't need to be abolished and would infact be awesome if they were exclusively the property of lesbians. Trilbies, auteurs, pickup trucks, gun violence, all innocents ruined by their association with cishet men

Getting a 4D printer so I can make a little time for myself

Instead of going down a (long) list of how these portrayals are poorly done, I can offer some writing advice. Speaking as someone who sees a lot of poor representation, as both a trans woman and a woman of color from an oft-exoticized culture, I think I can offer some insight. So. Stereotypes.

Explain to the arresting officer that we are all made of the same starborne substance and our time here is precious and unique

I put "Phobia" on the shopping list as a bit and my roommate colluded with @phobia.bsky.social to put this adorable doodle in the grocery bags

maybe the real loogies were the friends we horked along the way

“Is it okay for a social media platform to be an echo chamber” back in the day we had websites and websites were generally focused on a single topic and if you were into that topic you would visit that website and if you weren’t into that topic you just didn’t go on that website and it was fine

The Muppets' Romance of the Three Kingdoms

20 years ago we were suing teenagers for millions of dollars because they were torrenting a single Metallica album and now billionaires are demanding the free right to every work in history, so that they can re-sell it. The law only ever serves capital.

real problem i'm calling "Riff Collapse" lately where you make a little joke about something and people just use it as an opportunity to give you their little take about the thing you're riffing on.......a fragile riff ecology is at stake here

trans women banned from DID/OSDD for having a biological advantage at dissociation

call me the Hannah Montana Boot the way i’m tryna get filled with milk and slammed against the wall

gentle reminder:

[first date] me: do you think Polish frogs are purebred or do they mix with frogs from other countries her: so this is what you do? stupid little jokes? me: are their babies 100% pole, or just a tad pole her: *pulling out bear mace*

I should be asleep in the trunk of a moving car

some guy: i don’t believe in all that supernatural stuff vampire: you seem like a very raisinable man

getting tgirl wasted (one strong PBR and half a gummy)

“why don’t i play more MtG:A”? >250MB download >please sign in >whoopsies, another 10GB download >a couple ads for the latest dancing baloney >decks no longer valid > fuck it, imma play minecraft

you’re afraid to flirt with your roommate i’m flagging in my own house, hoping she pins me against a wall we are not the same

had a sex dream about someone for the first time last night, woke up to a message from them asking if i’d like to try fooling around. what is my life y’all

shaving is a beautiful process in which i turn facial hair (quite dysphoric) into razor burn (just a little dysphoric)

surely they can’t all be essential oils. there’s gotta be some superfluous oils in there somewhere.

Messing around with flexible OLED display. Then realised that what was on the display is visible from both sides. I knew what I had to do.

(I have no idea who drew this originally, and would love to give credit where it’s due, but my word they’re responsible for a lot)

first they came for posters, and i did not speak out because i could not post

God gives her most fucked up tangles of hair to my comfiest sweaters so they can end up on my accursed little sandwich plate

Every Walgreens has three guys decked out like it's the Iraq Surge and zero employees inside to unlock the deodorant encased in plexiglass

i need girlboys to kiss and drug tbqh

I've been thinking about this poem by Langston Hughes recently and although it was published in 1931, it remains relevant as ever. #books #reading #booksky #poetry

[lumberjack looking at his meager paycheck] "i can't believe i fell for this"

call that big pharma

they should make an ozempic that makes u thick

need someone to crawl under the covers and eat my pussy until i'm ready to get out of bed again

therapy is wild y’all… just realized why i’ve been so out of it the last few days. I’m so head over heels for this girl that it wrapped around to triggering my self-abandonment trauma?? like my inner child is afraid i’m gonna ignore her for this pretty new person 😭😭

just so we're all very clear on who I am-

not getting over this. the fact that disney tried to shelve this kind of message actually upsets me. this is the kind of message trans youth needs and is especially important now.

Actual piracy is leagues more ethical than the legalized piracy being shoved down your throat as the only way to consume art. When in a financial bind, steal shit and give shareholders nothing, and then when you’re in a better place, buy what you can directly from the artist.