delighted when a beer commercial breaks through the wall-to-wall CA political ads. yes I WOULD love a crisp, refreshing Mexican lager. how did you know

New commission: a Muppet version of PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE! Hand-drawn with mixed media on 11 X 14" watercolor paper. #MuppetMonday

“Hero" by artist Stuart Dunkel

Irritated by work today so might as well be irritated about something else Way too many people on that LotR post backpatting and talking about "timeless art" No it isn't fucking timeless. That's half the joy of old art is engaging with the distinct aesthetic values of a past time

Frank Frazetta “Queen Kong” for the cover of Eerie magazine 81 (Warren, 1977)

*praying at an altar consecrated in the name of Jim Henson* lord, as you gave us the gift of puppet wuxia with Thunderbolt Fantasy, please give us a puppet real robot mecha show

You can't just spend all day complaining about everything. You also have to sleep and drink water

remaining bravely stationary

freddy scowling as he realizes it's gonna be basically impossible to get the other knife glove on

on that "watching horror movies in the morning" type of freak shit

it is straight up fucking crazy how hard circumstances swung me on this from "people in history were really weird sometimes" to "this needs to be an American policy position in the next election"

not sure what triggers me to start a joke with the Snagglepuss voice but once it starts there's no way out but through, even

ELMER FUDD: ahhhhhwwwaa..... da spice mewange.... found oenwe on da desert pwanet of awwakis

@cara.city is a cool as fuck poster, and I would rather have her around than the Bluesky head of trust and safety, who seems to be venting his embarrassment over his own sloppy porn habits by suspending her

They suspended @cara.city for this!!! Dogshit website run by absolute babies. It is a Serious Violation to point out that the head of trust and safety’s pants fell down and everyone saw his little red ass and laughed

Q3-Q4 2026 goals: figure out how to use "interregnum" in more sentences

Love just trying to decipher whether we're at war according to insider trading like the characters in Banshees of Inisherin listening to the gunfire on the mainland

The Wolf Herder 🐺

everyone in the group chat is pointing and laughing at me for not getting got by American localization renumbering into not knowing how many King's Field games there were

every morning after I shower, I look at the coconut based hair cream on my counter, and I think about the Reddit story about the woman whose daughter was killed by the grandmother not believing in allergies and putting in coconut oil overnight. then I put on my cream and go to work.

Showing up to the met gala in full conquistador armour; what a bold outfit, people think. But then my insane Dominican friar begins to read The Requirement, and arquebusiers begin to appear at the upper windows

knuckle tats that say SISY/PHUS

The Hooters have become the Hooted

Mulder: "This looks like mummies." Scully: "What is this, Laurel and Hardy? it's tax evasion." *later, a mummy is revealed* Scully: "Is there space in this world for real mummies? I'll never know."

Thank you, my special tree

« The Conquerors, The Lancers, The Rulers, The Zappers » c. 1969 attributed to George Goode (American Illustrator, c.1950-1994) Fantasy blacklight posters, Houston Blacklight & Poster Dist., 1969-1973 #vintagefantasyart #fantasyart #fantasyillustration #psychedelicFantasy #GeorgeGoode #BlackLight

me, re: problems

shopping around my editorial piece, The Troubling Decline of Liberal Democracy; Why People Have Started Acting Mean to Me Personally

Average bluesky user on a Friday night

if you take a big enough edible you start being able to read the messages other players have left on the ground

May day is jay day - ninth annual Central Park smoke in., 1976. New York.

I am renewing my call for a new Code to govern Hollywood releases. Not like the old Code, a better Code. 1. Does this movie have a submarine? 2. If not, why not? 3. Are you sure, have you tried? 4. I will also accept claustrophobic space vessels and mineshafts

teachers in movies can't lesson plan for shit. why are you in the middle of the lesson and caught off guard when the bell rings every time, man!!

Ominous

[guy who just became middle management] actually middle managers have untapped revolutionary potential,

reading a book on the train so trashy and stupid that every few pages I have to stop and stare at the tracks going by to regain equilibrium

at the sleepy beers part of the evening where I contemplate a time traveling Steely Dan cover group named Bronzey Dan

It's funny how modern UIs are so boring and juiceless that you can genuinely give someone goosebumps by showing them a two-decade-old Winamp skin.

You are in a dark terminal. >dir A python is here. >python *.py I don't understand. >apt update You don't have permission! >sudo apt update You are already updated. >rm -rf *.py You have died. New game? (Y/N)

*achieving the next transcendent layer of idle Bay Area Rapid Transit thoughts* milpitas... more like... milf eat ass...

the truth is murky. the stuff I made up, also murky. I was gonna list some more murky things but now thinking I should probably see an optometrist

Jake Tapper solemnly reporting that polls now show majority support for strapping the President into a rocket sled and launching him into the Arnie version of the Running Man game show

ME: I never get enough time to reflect on life changes before I'm swept into the next thing THERAPIST: I'd like to try my reflection cannon ME: your- THERAPIST: oh, first, do you have any heart conditions?

I abjure the malevolent letterboxd spirit that whispers in people's ears to make yet another list of every film ever made

Mfw the ancient wizard in giant form is coming for me

if there are no dumb bitches telling "the speed racer movie is good" then I am dead

if the people proselytizing with Bible stickers on BART actually had faith worth a damn they wouldn't need to have ordered stickers with the extra strong adhesive