aption: 🚨Boycott Pepsi! The newest reports of Q2 2025 are in! And they don’t look good for Pepsi

Jello salad because fruit suspended in gelled Kool Aid tastes more like love than kale ever could.

everybody around me keeps getting older and yet i’m still a bitch

I accidentally wrote "Bimbo Baggins" and thus created the best LOTR inspired drag queen name ever

This absolute icon at Canterbury Pride 🩷🤍🩵

No, but

Me: *vomiting explosively* Friend: Food poisoning? Me: *wiping lips and shaking my head* Nicolas Cage movie.

"who wears the pants in the relationship-" uhh excuse me we'd wear jorts??? but also in this heat? neither of us

until printer learned to love printer

the impact of a dad joke can be measured on a sighsmograph

i think they’re being overly optimistic regarding the canine literacy rate

why did this make me laugh

idk why everybody roasts Oedipus so much. i want to bang his mom too.

I love them, your honour.

Shameful

Un po’ fa pena, eh. Gli fa male scoprire che nella gerarchia lui era il sacrificabile. Per gli altri tentano pure di modificare la Costituzione pur di non farli andare al gabbio, e lui invece…

A few older DechartGames stream highlights of when Neil was on Bryan and Amelia’s channel ☺️

dialog system

If you think about it: Sporks are the mullets of utensils.

Fr go take a nap #relatable

"the straight jacket is inaccurately named" in this essay, i wi- *tiny slot slams shut on the door to my padded room*

girl is your name "guise?" cuz there's a lot of things i'd like to do under you

Just a few tickets left for tonight at @bookmarksbookshop.bsky.social!!! www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/authorsboo...

Count Dracula would like to remind you to enter freely and leave some of the happiness you bring. #linocut #printsky #printmaking #blockprint #art #artsky #horror #filmsky #fanart

despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage (eats like, ALOT of cheese)

Knight and midsummer morning Dare to love, dream, and endure despite everything - happy pride and midsummer🌼🏳️‍🌈 [ #art | #oc ]

Everyday 💙💪🌊

My painting HIGH SUMMER EVENING

pareidolia: the psychological tendency to perceive patterns, especially faces, from random stimuli. #ffxivart #emetselch #mugekha

Drew some blu Demo aka Callum sketches with a hint of boots n bombs , he is tragically in love

I put that shit on everything

Have a blessed Juneteenth my friends!!