Male hockey players should be kissing in the shower not partying with the head of the FBI who is actively covering up the world’s largest paedophile ring.

I got news! The Abbess Garden is releasing in exactly a week, and we got reviewed as Steam Deck playable! We also added a lot of polish. I hope players will like that 🌸https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/3411970/view/540005249102907546 #cozygame #indiedev #gamedev

Next time we say we're having a week off, we'll try our best not to make it three... but... Go and listen/subscribe/review! 🎉

There's a new hour long demo if you'd like to try it out store.steampowered.com/app/3468410/...

We have a new cozy game coming on March 11 🦊 It's called Piece by Piece! You run a repair shop, fixing up all sorts of items and heirlooms for deer, mice and badgers A lovely little experience for hiding yourself away from the world for a few evenings 🩷 store.steampowered.com/app/3179050/...

New from me. A years-long battle with Valve's ineffective moderation rumbles on as bigotry and harassment is given persistent passes on Steam. It leads to lengthy, sometimes traumatic, processes to get content that violates Steam's own guidelines removed – if it ever is. In @theguardian.com.

SDHQ 🤝 Metacritic We’re officially on the critic list! From deep dives on Steam Deck performance to contributing to the review average next to the industry’s heavyweights… yeah, that’s wild.

Why is America run by nonces and women who should be on Dance Moms

We just announced a new game that is definitely not a commentary on the current state of the video game industry

this is ★ M̗̝̖̠͝À͚N̯̬̤͇I̬͈̫͟F̢̹̬̳̥̲̭E̪͕S̝̩̟T͇͖̩͈̀O̼͈̭̘͔̩̠ ★ Make money. Lots of it. Employees are resources. Stress is productivity. Burnout is growth. Money is happiness. Don't you want to be happy? Play MANIFESTO now on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/4142520/... Wishlists very appreciated!!

Very Positive, 100% Thank you everyone! This means SO MUCH ❤️ store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...

"How many willies" you ask Well, here's some trivia: Valve paused the approval process on the game, to ask if they could please get some video footage specifically of the alien orgy, so they could assess whether the game was allowed to launch on Steam

TODAY'S THE DAY It's Earth Must Die Day. Unlocking at 6pm GMT, your purchase on the dot will HUGELY help us out with Steam ranking etc, so if you're around to grab it as soon as we press the button, please do Until then, pls contribute to wishlist and share store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...

This statement from an eyewitness to the Minnesota murder of Mr. Pretti is gut wrenching, from beginning to end. Please disseminate it as you see fit. www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...

In neonatal care there is a term called “wimpy white boy syndrome. It is an unofficial but legitimate diagnosis as, statistically speaking, white male babies are more likely to experience respiratory distress. Some of you never grow out of it.

I really want to meet a manatee in person. I know you’re not allowed to touch them but I feel like it would sense my gentle spirit and want to be my friend and let me hug it. Unfortunately I have neither gentle spirit nor manatee. So anyway, fuck ICE.

Earth Must Die's stellar comedy cast and novel 'no touching' point-and-click twist make for a bawdy sci-fi treat, despite some fumbles www.eurogamer.net/earth-must-d...

Idk how anyone can say creativity is dead when we have so many live action remakes.

EARTH MUST DIE is currently number one on @aghotspot.bsky.social's Hotly Anticipated games list! Coming for PC on the 27th JANUARY! Wishlist now and join in on the anticipatin' 🤤 store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...

British comedian-packed space comedy Earth Must Die releases really soon and there's now a demo www.eurogamer.net/british-come...

Hey @netease.bsky.social what the fuck is this?

FEATURING a *mostly* all-star cast (I say that, because I'm in it as well) Not just @alexhorne.bsky.social @5teviem.bsky.social @benstarr.bsky.social @misterabk.bsky.social @rosieisaholt.bsky.social and @disappointment.bsky.social but, like, loads of other people too, and they're all fab in it!

HEY HEY it's NEWS 'O CLOCK. 'EARTH MUST DIE' is coming out on the 27th of Jan, which is alarmingly soon! Please pop over here and wishlist it, and do share if you're able. Thank you. store.steampowered.com/app/3639780/...

Of course the ANCH 3.0 update drops as I finish lunch.

Sewing things onto my veil while watching Heated Rivalry 🥰

Fuck ICE. Fuck every individual person who works for ICE. Fuck the systems that created ICE. Fuck the people who voted for the systems that created ICE.

Wild that people actively choose to listen to something I’ve made. Thank you to everyone that’s given it a go so far!

New year, bold resolution: continue shamelessly promoting @backlogbreakers.com! 🎙️New episode’s live - have a listen!🎙️

Got a kindle for my birthday after years of being a paperback purist so please send book recommendations. Bonus points if it has the words queer, hockey & romance in the title.

Merry Chrysler 🎄

I have nobody to talk about Heated Rivalry with 😭 it’s so good

Going live again 🔴RIGHT NOW🔴 with some Expedition 33. Despite rumours, this stream has not been rescinded due to the use of generative AI. twitch.tv/noodlesource

Rob Reiner directed my favourite film of all time, The Princess Bride. Grateful to have such wonderful memories of watching it with my family every year until I found my very own Westley to watch it with. My thoughts go out to the family and friends of Rob and Michele, what a legacy.

Still working my way through Act 2 of Expedition 33, still taking forfeits with every death, and still thinking Esquie is the best thing to happen to gaming since it was publicly known that Randy Pitchford is a bit of a prick... Come and watch! twitch.tv/noodlesource

🚀EXCITING NEWS🚀 Little Rocket Lab is out NOW for Nintendo Switch, and Nintendo Switch 2!! The Switch 2 version comes with 120fps framerate, and 4K resolution docked 25% discount during December ❤️ www.nintendo.com/us/store/pro...

Since I posted this yesterday: - The writer of the "I hate muslims" review has doubled down, and added that they also hate transgender people - Valve removed my flag from the review, with nothing done about it. The review remains up and on our Steam page I say again: Is this what Steam is now?

We had an Overwhelmingly Positive score on Steam, then these two reviews rolled in Why does Valve allow this?

Don't worry, I responded to this one too

Your da’ is a hotdog

I am a lot of things but at least I don’t have Ed Sheeran featured on my Spotify wrapped.

Streaming that Gommage game right now over on both Twitch and YouTube RIGHT NOW, so PLEASE pop by and tell me what the hell I'm supposed to do with assigning points into my attributes. I have no idea still. Help. twitch.tv/noodlesource youtube.com/@NoodleSource

Very related to this: if you’re a disabled gamer, or know someone who is, or just want to make your gaming more comfortable by choosing games with suitable features for you — use @abletoplay.com to find right games!

Also, just because, I thought I'd try multistreaming on YouTube, too. So... that's always an option, should you want? youtube.com/live/iISjd6p...

Repping the romantasy girlies today 🗻✨🐉🪽

No less than 3 military ads before the new Wicked alongside trailers for Wuthering Heights and The Housemaid. For a film aimed predominantly at children. Shits fucked.

It's been quite a while since I last streamed, but I decided to do an impromptu stream and see how it turns out! I'm live, playing Mario Galaxy, because I'm excited about the film and it's a fantastic game. Naturally.