feelin like fnaf at work

if i was a sink would u let me in?

currently the gleepiest

anybody got any online casual time killer games they like? i need somethin fresh to do

im already close to mentally checkin out of this year tbh

25 in-game days in mine crap and i've done a lot of leveling out of the island as well as attained many barrels worth of dirt and other materials

treat? 👉👈

tag urself im hammy

pretty soon someone's gonna name one of their bears the grizzler

stankenstein's monster doin the franky leg

gyatt is short for gyattherine

me three weeks into a cyanobacteria bender

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i gyatta go to work for like ~30 minutes today to educationalize myself but i don't wanna do shit today );

House mansion but it Luigi this took so long please laugh

yo waddup

it's strange seeing my face instead of a purple rat

what if you had like an extended rectum? like you have an ass penis so you have to stroke it to get the poop out? i feel men's bathrooms would then only have urinals in such a case

y'all my wig i commissioned from a friend 2 months ago is almost done and oh my god???? i'm so excited im gonna slay

need me this shirt

the theme song for today

you stare longingly into my eyes as i feed you dollar store knockoff cosmic brownies (i have to sometimes break eye contact to focus on opening the packaging)

found a seed after like an hour, and here's where i'm gonna start with this new world. i'll post an update every 25 in-game days or something like that

im trying to find a seed to start another world on, preferably a small, low (y=64 to y=70) island at the origin (0,0), but sadly i've had little luck. i even found this seed which is basically the exact opposite of what i want besides it all being ocean lol

first snow of this year in my area ); but also (; because if climate change takes the snow then uhhh shit

if big chungus was pregnant, would he give birth to a baby big chungus or a small chungus

millicent lore: i have actually flushed away & chilled

ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again

saying "bon jeur" without the j is the fanciest way to say "boner"

tbh how i feel opening up more to someone and saying light to moderate swears in front of them

remember me!! i'm rebranding on bluesky (extra note the MDNF) because i want to let loose more. i won't be doing anything NSFW but i won't keep it as "professionally clean" as i used to. i just don't care about advertising myself as a content creator anymore

maximum scrunkling has been engaged

had a dream i was explaining to a relative why corporate AI is bad, then i was chased by an animal shortly after (recurring theme i guess) where if i focused hard enough i could shift to an AI reality to distort it. it ended up turning into a moose though, reaching me up high and eating my fingers 😔

i got done what i needed to at work before a deadline yippee!!!!!!!11

i had a dream about an apocalyptic scenario where all animals on earth were infected with an anti-human virus. it made them stronger and people were always KOS. i was a passenger in a car where the driver was just going around town like nothing's happening while several animals chased the car

been very busy so hopefully after tomorrow i can loaf and chill and then actually get to doing the 1 year bluesky updates

turns out i just had to update my bowser

is anybody else having issues with gifs/videos not working or is it just me? gifs just don't show up, and videos just play audio with whatever the first frame is

does anybody have flintstone vitamins cuz im still tired................

work too much today i'll do my 1 year stuff tomorrow maybe (very busy, me eep)

1 year anniversary of being on ballsky!! time to update my stuff later

smelly..........

didnt find cool stuff but i found a zip tie and a little stretchy cord

going on my flyer route today again 😎 i'll make sure to get pics of anything i find cool

i wonder what's for PINGAS.........................

big chungus ig chungus b g chungus bi chungus big hungus big c ungus big ch ngus big chu gus big chun us big chung s big chungu big chungus ig chungus b g chungus bi chungus big hungus big c ungus big ch ngus big chu gus big chun us big chung s big chungu big chungus

im feeling pretty nuts. honestly really almonds. very walnut. i have pecan vibes