Whether you're blasting womp rats in your T-16 or using an elegant weapon for a more civilized age, be careful with anything that could cause a spark! Warm, dry, and windy conditions today will lead to elevated fire danger for most of Wisconsin. Low chance of thunderstorms this afternoon.

Our media continues to try and make this look normal…

I feel like Norm trending under Minnesota Hockey during the Minnesota Wild-Dallas Stars game is lazy writing.

MAGA is upset that people DARE criticize Trump, claiming it's causing violence. Because calling for the extinction of an entire civilization, calling the media the "enemy of the people" & posting a video of Biden tied up in the back of a MAGA truck are all peaceful examples of free-speech.

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

🔴 🟢 Today’s game of “Red light, green light”

We should be learning from other countries...

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

BREAKING: There it is. 2 week extension. TACO.

“It’s difficult to cover him in a way that conveys how unhinged he is. Journalists are trained to be like, ‘OK, what did he say that was newsworthy?’ So you convey that to your audience. But in reality, when you actually watch, you see he's full of hatred, lying constantly, and very incoherent.”

Last night was the final shift before retirement for SPC forecaster Mark Darrow. He’s been with SPC since it was called SELS in Kansas City, & retires holding the record for most SPC convective outlooks issued. Congratulations on retirement Mark! It’s been a pleasure working evenings with you.

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Remember all the times I said never to celebrate the death of another human being, because it just makes you look like a terrible, shitty person? Don't be this guy.

Incredibly, even *more* locations across U.S. are today experiencing their warmest March temperatures on record--many by a wide margin, with some even breaking April records. This includes most or all of: AZ, UT, CO, NM, WY, NE, KS, MO, IA, plus portions of many other states. 🫠

@badweatherbrew.bsky.social Happy Birthday! Glad to have you all along for the ride!

“How’s a guy like that even allowed to enter the same building as me, let alone get within handshaking distance?” said Trump

Southwest Airlines Begins Assigning Chores https://theonion.com/southwest-airlines-begins-assigning-chores/

💯 on 🎯

At least someone is playing the long game.

Quiet part out loud, etc etc

Shocking. 😒 FCC Chair Brendan Carr said news broadcasters coverage of Iran war could impact their license renewal. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

BENSON MUNI,MN (BBB) ASOS reports gust of 53 knots (61.0 mph) from NW @ 0520Z -- KBBB 130520Z AUTO 31034G53KT 10SM OVC012 02/02 A2924 RMK AO2

Some of the Minor League promo team names are ok but sometimes they nail it. The Fargo Woodchippers.

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.

The MacBook “New Engine Option” has been released! I wonder if @airlineflyer.net will cover the orders and options now…

Trump's speech was under two hours, which bolsters the thesis that the leaks about it being more than two hours were meant to work the prediction markets

"In Chicago, of 92 people arrested for assaulting or impeding officers last fall, 74 cases have resulted in no charges; in 13 cases, charges were filed and dismissed; and five charged cases were still pending. . . there have been no convictions. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

LOL. Doing a thing is hard.

RON JOHNSON: Did you ever encourage people to go out there and exercise their First Amendment rights? KEITH ELLISON: I freely admit being in favor of the First Amendment

Bovino advanced all the way to within eyesight of Paisley Park, but his supply lines were stretched too thin and ultimately his frozen troops were encircled by Will Stancil and wine moms with whistles

Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

This has been a hell of a year the last 6 weeks…

I don’t believe anything they say, is the thing

DHS & FUnews come right out the gate with lies again. Disgusting.

I just responded to the scene at 26th and Nicollet shortly after the observer was shot. They teargassed and/or pepper sprayed Jana Shortal of KARE11 at the scene and she was being treated when I walked up. ICE have a fancy camera they are using to scan the faces of the crowd.

BlueSky won’t let me share the video, but you can see one of the ICE agents rip a gun out of this man’s waistband *before* the shooting starts. From this angle, it’s hard to see how this was anything but an execution, unless simply carrying a gun is now illegal in America.

The Star Tribune reports that federal agents "attempted to order local police from the scene" where a man was shot and killed by feds this morning, but Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O’Hara refused and "instructed his officers to preserve the scene."

Heck yeah.

The last 3 years have been the hottest 3 years ever recorded. We get one cold snap and the White House calls global warming a hoax. I would say unbelievable, but it’s completely on brand.

Sunday evening news drop: Allegiant Air to acquire Sun County Airlines, a deal they value at $1.5 billion and expect to close in 2H 2026. The combined airline will operate ~195 aircraft, with 30+80 on order. The combined entity will use the Allegiant brand name, dropping the Sun Country brand.

Allegiant Air acquires Sun Country Airlines for $1.5 billion.

TikTok's chief just told employees that the company has signed its U.S. spin-off deal. Set to close next month, if the Chinese government approves it. New owners will include Oracle, Silver Lake and Abu Dhabi's MGX, as we reported in September: www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

Solid coverage of the ICE flights here at MSP from the Star Tribune today. (Gift Link)

Feverishly working on this

Yesterday, N278GX did an ICE deportation flight from MSP to HRL, repositioned to AUS, and flew home the University of Wisconsin Volleyball team.

Spirit Airlines’ competitors think it may go bust this weekend theaircurrent.com/airlines/spi... (via @jonostrower.com & @byerussell.com) #staycurrent

Video from Thursday morning as Snoqualmie Falls reached its 6th highest crest on record, at 59,500 cfs, well into major flood stage. #wawx #AtmosphericRiver