Nothing sums up the Trump presidency more than the White House being used to advertise fertilizer.

Well, sure. Every time she gets in the water, someone beats her.

ngl, the space x IPO being largely successful immediately after elon musk spent a week fomenting racist pogroms in northern ireland is one of the more blackpilling events of the year for me

He’s pulling this claim out of his San Rectum.

You can smell the gin sweat

I can see why people thought it was a good idea to put a business man in charge.

RAJU: But what evidence is there to prove the California election is rigged? MIKE JOHNSON: Look, some of these efforts are so diabolical and so far upstream it's impossible to prove. But I think everybody knows instinctively that something is wrong here.

Yo-Yo Ma Finally Works Up Courage To Tell Parents He Quitting Cello https://theonion.com/yo-yo-ma-finally-works-up-courage-to-tell-parents-he-quitting-cello/

"I believe part of the problem is breaking everyone into groups," argues moron who created The Man Show.

To my Pride folks. You are loved. There ain't no other you. You are so fierce you got these wockaflockas shook and whatnot. Go on with yo' bad selves.

congrats to jared polis once again

Great honor to be the replacement act for Milli Vanilli. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

"This isn't me being gay, it's science" is a bar and I'm going to steal it.

Honestly, this is good because it removes any plausible deniability about the type of people Trump put in charge of his domestic paramilitary operations

This is actually the perfect distillation of the right wing worldview. A predatory industry treats consumers unfairly so it must be immigrants' fault.

Seth Moulton: Blockading their blockade is like us burning down Washington bc the British burned it down too.

Just a reminder that in Shelby County, Roberts told us not to worry about the loss of VRA preclearance, because we’d still have VRA sec. 2 suits. That was, of course, disingenuous nonsense even at the time. Now, with Brnovich and Calllais, it’s all the more so.

Don't know what infuriates me more, that this is being done, that it will be (at most) a one day story, or imagining the absolute Category 5 shitstorm any Democrat would be hit with if they tried something this North Korea coded.

Remember last week when the GOP was against gerrymandering?

I’m so old I remember when republicans said they didn’t hate Obama because of his race but because he had a huge ego and said “I” too much.

ICE IS DETAINING HUMAN BEINGS IN INHUMANE CONDITIONS. REPORTS OF PEOPLE BEING SHOT, STRIPPED AND NEGLECTED ARE OUTRAGEOUS. IMMIGRANT RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS, AND WE DEMAND ACCOUNTABILITY. NO ONE SHOULD BE TREATED LIKE THIS. STAND UP, SPEAK OUT AND DEFEND DIGNITY. ICE AND RIGHTS.

He's spiraling and knows he is losing. So he is doing what he always does: smashing the racism button as hard as he can, with the most lurid shiny ball available. As each heroin hit has less impact, the dose has to increase. So now...snuff videos.

Impossible to disagree with a single word that Ben Rhodes (Obama era NSC official) is saying here:

Your barometer for success should not be below the level of “it would’ve been better if they did nothing at all”

The matter-of-fact way she asks what investors should do if Trump destroys Iran. Absolutely wild. "Let's talk about tonight, this deadline that President Trump has set 8 p.m., has threatened to destroy a civilization. How does an investor process that? Is it a bigger upside risk or downside risk?"

the guys walking around in shoes that don’t fit are not gonna do a 25th Amendment

Not great that this speech about immigrants delivered by Edward Norton's neo-Nazi skinhead character in American History X (1998) could just be a standard issue CPAC or TPUSA speech today. youtu.be/lPP8oVeB8Xc?...

Not that there is *some* precedent for doing so.

Perfect no notes

JD Vance’s forthcoming memoir about becoming a Catholic features a United Methodist church on its cover.

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“I’m going to be working for you,” Trump promised voters during his 2016 campaign. “I’m not going to have time to go play golf.”

An ironic twist in the life story of the woman known as “Ice Barbie.”

Happy Trans Day of Visibility. We love our trans friends, don't we folks

In the face of hatred and erasure, trans people have always existed — and they always will. Here in Illinois, we'll never stop fighting to ensure they have a safe place to call home.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility. May all my beautiful trans siblings continue your work to shape a world of gender liberation that others could not even dream of.

Dutch newspaper cartoon

"ICE agents will be stationed outside graduation events for the nation’s newest Marines to identify whether any of their family members are undocumented, according to the Marine Corps."

@brucespringsteen.net gets it. flip.it/8tByvt

Fetterman is doing tremendous damage to the reputation of the Big Oaf community. Big Oafs did not ask for this kind of toxic representation. Now we must lumber back into the shadows, hiding under bridges wearing our most somber JNCO jean shorts, drowning in both our sorrows & voluminous denim

The White House’s defense is they left in a position of senior authority someone they now claim was a “known leaker”, who had been cut off from various accesses, and who they had ordered to be fired? And they left him in place with all kinds of access to sensitive classified information?

Trump spent the first week of March saying he didn't need NATO allies' help in Iran. Then, he spent the last few days telling them they need to help clear the Strait of Hormuz, and now he says "WE DO NOT NEED THE HELP OF ANYONE." Truly a strategic genius.

Note, @repmoskowitz.bsky.social got Noem on the record about Corey signing contracts AFTER @propublica.org brought the goods. [corrected] www.propublica.org/article/kris...

Conservatives: Government doesn't work! Elect me & I'll prove it!

Has anyone asked any Trump administration figures whether Trump should receive the Nobel Peace Prize for attacking Iran?

Trump announcing a war wearing a golf hat is a little on the nose.

Boo! BOO! BOOOOOOOO!!!! “Scouting America collaborates with fascists”

It took Putin and Orban years to do what they’re doing.

<Sean Connery voice> That’s the Chicago way.