Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals. As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them. Go Knicks.

ugh im bored im gonna learn how to animate coursge the cowardly dog

do you think the arguments over whether tomatoes are a fruit caused internal meetings for the veggietales guys?

The only thing Trump and Elvis have in common is their proclivity for underage girls

Seeing 2 indie-horror-based films made by YouTubers drop the same year that turned out really solid makes me sad that fnaf got stuck with movies written by its middle aged republican creator who doesn’t know how to write and doesn’t understand the appeal of his own franchise

light is L's boyfriend and kira is misa's boyfriend

You used to be able to google the time of the sunset, and Google would give you the exact time right on top every single time. Thankfully, with artificial intelligence, you can now ask Google what time the sun will set and it will conveniently tell you "I don't know."

i cant stop quoting this video man

This is good but the main thing is: these guys don't want to make art -- they want to *have made art.* They want people to look at the art they can't bother making and praise and respect them for it. Because generally they feel they deserve the world's respect without doing anything to earn it.

He has so much health

Absolutely shocking how easy this is.

the digdug saga

People need to get meaner to people who use genAi. Unless it’s a child or like, your elderly mother who genuinely doesn’t know any better, you need to make them feel embarrassed

Trump Boasts Annual Physical Turned Up No Signs Of Pedophilia https://theonion.com/trump-boasts-annual-physical-turned-up-no-signs-of-pedophilia/

sorry to retweet popcrave i have no idea what a chicken shop date is but paul you are dressed like alan wake

“The doctors gave me the most thorough pedophilia testing you can get, and I’m totally clean,” said Donald Trump

“a little nazi shit doesn’t bother me” my brother perhaps repeat that in front of a mirror

Genuinely wild how all these billionaires keep sounding like resident evil villains

My favorite pro-AI argument goes like this: "In the past, other technologies have truly been transformational" and that's the whole argument

Mamdani is not without criticism but he consistently produces headlines that aren't Meet The Dem Superstar Who Helped Approve Republican-backed Child Mulching Bill

If you acknowledge that the richest man in the world is a Nazi is has all sorts of unsettling implications about the moral valence of success and the arc of society, so it's easier to just ignore it entirely.

In 1872, the Chicago Evening Post published an absolutely brutal editorial mocking people who objected to sharing public spaces with Black people. Still some dated language but a remarkable piece. “Hire a carriage and you can sit all alone by your own sweet self for $2 an hour.”

They scream “only two genders exist!!” But every soul shines in its own irreplaceable color 🌈✨ No matter how loud the hate gets, Chiitan will keep waving this flag until everyone can sparkle as themselves🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

It is with great regrets that I cannot go to Don Jr. wedding. I would love to be at the wedding of Don Jr., who is my son, and to the woman, but too many important duties make it impossible, including the war, which we have won, and also Grogu movie. Many Grogu duties. Grogu will be at White House.

ST. LOUIS—Apologizing to all customers who had received a defective product, pet food giant Fancy Feast issued a massive recall Friday for 1 million cans of food that cats just kind of stared at before wandering away.

so....how big is it?

you can shelve your charts and graphs. this november I will be voting, as I always do, for the candidate who promises to make my life harder for no reason

the democrats:

No matter your gender, you have every right to love and to be loved in return🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Expressing that love should never be hindered or questioned. Such a basic human experience has somehow become overly complicated. Let’s come together and restore a world where love can be shown openly and joyfully.

onnneeee step ahead of ya, ol Peg of mine heart! I've got my Sonic Prime pajamas on, I've got the Amazing Digital Circus All Easter Eggs Explained playlist queued up on your ONN Brand TV, and for snacks... wait for it... the Predue 67 Chickee Nuggies... this slumber party is about to be LEGEND-DARY!

idk what those guys were trying to do with the demon core but me personally i would've hit it with a hammer

genuinely hard to reconcile how good our universities are in spite of how dumb the people running them are

Teacher Can Tell Child With Spiky Hair, Sunglasses Comes From A Rad Home https://theonion.com/teacher-can-tell-child-with-spiky-hair-sunglasses-comes-from-a-rad-home/

i’m hanging out with grogu and reading all your mean posts about him out loud. he just started crying

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