jesus actually woke up about 10 minutes after the tomb was closed up and he spent the next 72 hours trying to roll the fucking rock out of the way

I don't think I would be excited for a Backrooms movie if it had literally any other director, but I trust Kane Parsons with my life. You should watch People Still Live Here it's really good.

shit i think im late for trans visibility day

transformed my friends into marketable plushies

The Suicide Note

Good Dog (The Screening Pt.9)

oh FUCK they got me

I became a youtuber specifically so I could build an audience that I could annoy the everloving fuck out of whenever I please

Unstuck her!

Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.

cleaning maxwell #votv

Jumping spider plus owlbear thingy

TOMORROW. 6PM EST. HL2VRAI BEGINS. twitch.tv/wayneradiotv

on a very special episode of Bring Back Shame

me when i have to turn my dog into an orb because im bored

Guys please make sure you don't go to any theaters on March 27th, stay safe!

the past decade of watching members of congress go "[bad thing] is illegal! somebody should do something!" is eroding my sanity lol

one of my main things about life in current times is that i don’t think government should do crimes against everyone

when is it OUR turn to be foreign military coup'd ????

Sally Rooney: "By standing in solidarity with Palestine, we are learning how to fight for life on earth"

I tried bungee jumping! バンジーしましたっ☆

I'm supposed to get married this year but look around. How can I bring a wife into this world

SNOOPY IS THE COOLEST WOODSTOCK FUCKING SUCKS!!

The End of C+E

just ate a pear

something wrong with it

Greeners Rise Up

Esme the FFFFFF

drew some hollow knight stuff @~@ #hollowknight

"We don't dial 911" – I hope every NRA member who ever thought their gun would help keep the federal gov't in check takes a good long look at this photo.

new year new me (appendixless)

Also, when reporters start talking about the chatbots this way, it is imperative to remind them they are basically asking a toaster for comment. They should be a lot more embarrassed about this than they currently are. “Grok told CNN…” no it didn’t. You typed stuff into an unreliable calculator.

A Race Against Time

Performance Diminishing Drugs

I really feel like they could/should have worded it differently?

Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.

the most transparent administration in history

Right winger from a left wing family: "I used racist message boards as a form of escapism because my feminist mother tried to make me wear deodorant." Leftist from a right wing family: "My parents beat me for believing dinosaurs existed. My father thinks I'm gay because I tried poetry once."

NEW VIDEO FINALLY youtu.be/OiXdzprl3Is?...

thumbnail for new repo video coming today at 10 am !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stepping out of the shower and not having wet hair probably feels so good for bald guys