Shout out to the top 5 kings in the world, Martin Luther, Larry, Don, Stephen and Americans don't have a motherfuckin'.

feels like a thing placed in documentaries before horrifying footage

Nice series from the OC. Good mix of plays #Seahawks

I like when you register for a website and then it takes you to a login page instead of just signing you in. That’s right, good point, I might not have wanted to log in right now. Maybe I signed up today so I could log in sometime, some other day.

Matthew Dowd only stated what any breathing, able brained person already knew. Charlie Kirk peddled hate, racism, and sexism. @msnbc.com you made a mistake with this one. Your viewership is going to take a hit. As it should. Stand by your people. Defend their right to tell the truth. Do better.

I am horrified both by the sheer amount of electricity that it took to generate this sea of bullshit, and by the pollution of the Internet with unwanted/unneeded 'content'. It is getting harder and harder to sift through the sewage to find worthwhile stuff, and these types of assholes are why.

Fire Riq Woolen into the sun. Good fucking god

The United States could have great things like this. But we like to spend our money on kidnapping people and trafficking them to concentration camps instead. #Priorities

Look at this hot nonsense and then look at Trump's abysmal polling numbers - he's hot garbage in all categories - and remind me again why politicians and corporate leaders are allowing this to happen. The arrow pointing to the right side of history is brighter than the sun.

Weird Al (Friday night!) Pearl Jam Bowling For Soup Gin Blossoms Barenaked Ladies/Gin Blossoms/Toad The Wet Sprocket

Not to add to the discourse, but… It’s ‘toe the line,’ not ‘tow the line.’ It’s ‘free rein,’ and not ‘free reign.’ It’s ‘eke out,’ not ‘eek out.’ It’s ‘sleight of hand,’ not ‘slight of hand.’ It's ‘Anchors aweigh,’ and not ‘Anchor's away!’

'Logan Lucky' released in theaters 8 years ago and this George R.R. Martin joke still holds true today

an age test and a perfect joke in one place (via onelegblackheart on threads)

*after getting my head punched clean off my neck in the first round* ah but now it’s round two

“Uh, no, when you were on the roof they were shouting ‘Trump! Trump!”

“Mr. President, many of your detractors say you can’t fly. What is your response to them?”

lmaooooo this dumb shit just doesn’t fly anymore

I thought conservatives hated the idea of participation trophies

I’ve had nothing to do with that pedophile since he stole all of my teenage masseuses.

Jesus Christ, can these people just go to fucking therapy already?

"In the criminal justice system, making white people feel uncomfortable is considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these nebulous felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Butthurt Unit. These are their stories."

He’s invented Robotaxis driven by human beings and you STILL can’t call him a genius????

I think I just ovulated

@soundofhockey.com Finally got around to listening to episode 345, and have a rebuttal for the review that was read:

It’s almost like you can’t whip a base into a fervor about exposing a sadistic cabal of people preying on children as a reason to vote for you and then try to convince those people it was all a hoax when you’re connected to it.

“My secret police mask is raising a lot of questions answered by my secret police mask”

What's up with Justice Jackson? She started making her mark and speaking out early, and some of her dissents are so pointed Kagan and Sotomayor don’t even join them. The far right is out for her, and even Republican justices are getting snarky. So what's up? Here’s my take 🧵

Kamala was just a bit too brown and bit too female for too many idiots in this country.

THIS Sat, June 14th is NO KINGS Nationwide Day of Defiance! If you can, get out and protest on the 14th. TACO D’s birthday is the perfect day to remind this country that we do not bow to fascism. The Power of the People is stronger than the people in power. www.nokings.org

Meanwhile Jameis is probably sitting in the 23rd row with Bai Ling and wearing a live python

Excellent. RIP, Norm from Cheers.

Thread delivers. Excellent.

Abolish ICE is the compromise position. We need to abolish the entire Department of Homeland Security, which was created after 9-11 with the express purpose of terrorizing immigrant communities, activists, and ordinary people in a sickening display of security theater that does not make anyone safer

the only line you need to read from this article is a quote from the great @tristanl.ee

Rob Manfred making Pete Rose eligible for the Hall of Fame because Donald Trump whined about it in a tweet is a fucking nightmare, man.

The nice part is that he’s still dead

OMG I FIGURED IT OUT UNLIKABLE? SOCIOPATHIC? PETULANT? WHINY? STEPHEN MILLER IS GROWN-UP CAILLOU

Newsletter: I am sick and god damn tired of everybody pretending that generative AI is the next big thing. The media is complicit in accepting fantastical nonsense - both in the numbers put out by OpenAI and the silly jobs created by Anthropic - and it has to stop. www.wheresyoured.at/reality-check/

Ridiculous. Wow!

While most Americans oppose making Canada the 51st state, a majority of Joe Rogan listeners favor it, saying they would like to live in the same country as their girlfriends.

"Are the doors that open at the supermarket automatically being activated and pushed open by tiny, invisible gnomes? Many tech experts I talked to say 'no, they usually just use motion sensors, you incredible dumbass'. But I was intrigued."

“i’ve always been an ignorant piece of shit my entire life guys”

We have an age minimum for senators, congresspeople, and presidents—which means we also need to have an age maximum. A floor and a cap.

If Hegseth resigns and we get an Acting Secretary of Defense, it'll be the eighth time we've had one. One came under Nixon, a second under GHW Bush. And then we had *five* under Trump.

Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool