“just fuckin fight everyone at once lol” – Sun Tzu

i thought Trump lowered grocery prices by 18billion% or whatever... that's what he said, so this must be fake news

solidarity with all marginalized people in Kansas. you are not alone. together we are going to build the better world we all deserve.

Putting my money where my mouth is. Calling on anyone cis I know with the income to donate even the smallest amount. Everyone deserves basic human rights. No matter what.

As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.

If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out. tcpipeline.org

Kansas is sending letters to trans people telling them that their licenses will be revoked as of tomorrow and that they risk arrest for driving on a suspended license. This is pure cruelty. www.erininthemorning.com/p/kansas-sen...

more like sheit Geist, hahaha, right chat?

if millennials aren't supposed to have a grasp on the zeitgeist then why do I say 6-7??

I am literally 35

they were throwing snowballs at the planned snowball fight where they planned to have a snowball fight for the event that was a planned snowball fight???

The entire anti-trans movement was shown to be astro-turfed by pedophiles and oil barons and Newsom and Singal were like "time to double down and side with the pedophiles"

“Tonight the president did not shit his pants or make a number one on the podium. Truly presidential and it puts the Democrats in a tough spot” - CNN seconds after Trump ends

Hey why did the costco ceo actually reply to my email

Idk bout y'all but im killing this Mastodon sht

“Holy smoke!”

Trump Invites Victims Of Jeffrey Epstein Investigation As SOTU Guests

a second "we are charlie kirk" has struck the towers

I had a bad case of spalexma back in ‘98.

ilhan omar might be the bravest american in congress right now. solidarity to her forever, i wish she could be president

@pizzaship.bsky.social brought me a REALLY BIG and VERY HEAVY Tony Tony Chopper stuffie todayyyyy 😻✨️

NEW: A hobbyist has created Nearby Glasses, an app that warns you if someone close by is wearing smart glasses. 404 Media spoke to the creator who said he was inspired by our coverage that uncovers how men are wearing Meta's Ray-Bans to covertly film massage parlor workers.

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

Google! what is the worst color!

get weirder 🫵

So good.

They scream “only two genders exist!!” But every soul shines in its own irreplaceable color 🌈✨ No matter how loud the hate gets, Chiitan will keep waving this flag until everyone can sparkle as themselves🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Meow! 🐱✨️ Having a feeling myself sort of day today and making it everyone else's problem :3 (Shoutout to the homies Onigiri the mouse and Roquefort the rat🐁🐀)

Well... I also think people would do well to internalise this about the Epstein files. Yes, influential and powerful people affected the discourse on trans people and rape culture. But what about everyone who agreed with them? What about those who did their dirty work?

Sharing “genderless burger experience” here for those who haven’t seen it

Despite how excellent the news may seem, do not get comfortable just yet One key word to take this away from; "Halted," which means, the Age Verification junk is very much alive and there's a possibility they'll be trying this again Keep the pressure going, do not let them get away with this

Oops. Turns out Persona, Discord’s age-verification service, was secretly screening selfies against government watchlists AND accessible by the feds. It's backed by Peter Thiel. “The state wants to see everything. The corporations want to see everything. And they've learned to work together.”

working on a shirt to wear to the laundromat

subject: Re: Fwd: your neice

Look, now that we're trying for real consequences for the Epstein files, maybe we should also take another look at the Panama Papers

Researchers discovered a publicly exposed frontend on a government-authorized server, containing 2,456 accessible files from the age verification vendor used by Discord.

There's a website where you can try some of them out: distrosea.com

what do you mean they didn't realize this before

getting really sick of my friends telling me the cursed blade is warping my mind. it's LITERALLY fine. i can stop fucking using it whenever i want. i think they're just jealous. like they know it'd corrupt them but i'm clearly stronger than its influence. in fact, i'm stronger than all of them...

God Wondering When Humans Will Realize Purpose Of Life Masturbating Continually

t has been perhaps the most horrible, crazy-making experience of my adult life to watch things I understood clearly as a mentally unwell 20-something inexorably unfold due to nazi fearmongering abetted by liberal indifference, distaste, and spinelessness.

im addicted to pissing

National Beef Council Debuts New ‘You’re Supposed To Feel Like That’ Campaign https://theonion.com/national-beef-council-debuts-new-youre-supposed-to-feel-like-that-campaign/

*reddit atheism beams firing out of my third eye* you should demand that the pope (head of a pedophilic organization) excommunicate every major republican politician (members of a competing pedophilic organization)

When I use the chop setting? That's processed. When I hit the grind button? You better believe that's ultra processed.

"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.

“I know Andrew is a good man who’s been treated terribly, but you remember when we learned a few minutes ago that England and the United States are two different countries?” said Senior Advisor Gerald Donovan