Dear @cerberusxt.bsky.social , this is the monster you spawned by telling me to buy more models.

Side chatter during #40k today. Talking about how there's "no shooting" in #ageofsigmar . Then I look up from my T'au. "I'm building Lumineth as my second AoS army." "Okay, you can have shooting." "And Cities and the Kharadron and..." "Okay, Order can have shooting." "Order and Skaven."

New Language Goal: Become good enough at Spanish and/or Swedish to play entire games of 40k in the Language.

Warhammer Skaven are essentially rodent goblins. Swap out the rat for a gob and it still fits.

Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:

“Poor people have a right to art!” They sure do. So get to it.

I've been playing Dispatch and evidentally only 3% of players walked away from the same *glaring* fraternization situation I did? What the heck?

Games Workshop. Black Library. Please. Just let me write, like, one T'au book.

I wonder what the timeline where the sniper succeeded looks like right now. (Disclaimer for legal reasons; I am, in no way, shape, or form condoning nor am I seeking to incite, violence)

heeeeell yeah

OK. Standing request: Next time someone recommends Black Library books -- or even Warhammer fiction in general -- You have to tell me whether or not the protagonist spends the first 60-70% of the story without treating a single threat seriously. So I know to avoid your recommendations.

all power to the ethereals for the greater good etc

Hello, The Internet. I hate doing this. Our cat is sick. Wife brought him in to be on oxygen earlier this evening and I'm stuck at work. We've had him longer than we've been married. I'd rather provide a service than beg, but I'm not above begging. Please help. gofund.me/b06240e67

SURPRISE! I had an idea on Tuesday for how to do the Perfect Space Marine RPG, so I wrote the Perfect Space Marine RPG. It's both a shitpost and a dead serious game. And it's, uh... 34,000 words long? Anyway enjoy!!! docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Anyway, here's a TTRPG "meme" I threw together while I was at work because people were treating D&D like it's the only tabletop game again.

hey I'm getting some pins and stickers run off pretty soon. for sure doing CAIN logo and cicada pins but is there anything else ya'll would want to see? Was thinking of running off the 'Never Luckies' Union 13th cavalry for Lancer as well

I get so angry at the so-called "anti-suicide" platitudes. "It gets better" It does? Fucking WHEN? I'm almost 50! "Talk to someone" Yeah, because it sure isn't YOUR fucking problem, is it? Can't even talk about ideation because morons think talking about it causes it.

I can't be the only person that thinks none of the little things people keep saying actually work? Saying "don't talk about my friend like that" when I'm being self-deprecating won't make me come to a profound realization about my place in the world. I'll just tell you to get better friends.

This is high art.

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sometimes the google AI overview will be like "your question is too general, you must be more specific" and it's like bitch I'm not trying to talk to you anyway

Tomorrow 🤖

Okay, fine. I'm *kinda* proud and happy with this one. #warhammer40k #minipainting

Got my bloodmaster in to finish my Crisis Commander's base. Now I gotta figure out how to paint it while making it look scary, but not *too* interesting

Commander O'Shaserra a.k.a "Shadowsun". Another preview of our T'au episode!

Mm hmm. I sure do love elected officials working hard to silence their political opponents' free speech. This sure is a healthy democracy that is in no way barreling headlong into dictatorship at increasing speed.

As someone who actually really loves 5e for what it is, it really is sad to see so many people in 5e subreddits/communities so clearly yearn to play something different and not know it. Girl run a few oneshots in some other systems that fit the story you’re trying to tell and just see how you feel!

My spouse says that I'm not allowed to steal one of her unpainted demons for basing fodder, even if I buy her a new one. This is what she's taking from you.

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God its so disingenuous to pretend that all CK did was “have horrible opinions”. The man co-founded an organization that’s sole function was to fight tooth and nail to indoctrinate children at school into violent white nationalism. He wasn’t even just a pundit. He was ceo of the baby Nazi factory.

The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121.

This is the part where everyone says they don't condone violence enacted against anybody, even if they actively called for violence against others and the particularly lily-livered say shit like "we pray for this fascists's swift recovery" right?

It is truly shocking how often I see people saying shitting on AI-generated images or text is ableist because some people aren't born naturally talented and... My sibling in sin. That's everyone. Nobody is born good at art. Everyone worked at it. Worked hard, even. Grow the fuck up.

Car broke down, repairs will be expensive. Offering Ko-fi commissions with the quickest turnarounds (crayon, creature, fakemon). Sales from Etsy help too. I draw a lot of different things, so if you'd like something else, feel free to DM. Etsy: diantimony.etsy.com Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/dianeramic

Um... uh... um... I've been at this less than 2 years, okay?

Dawn of War IV trailer dropping today and ruining my painting plans again

Things I've actually committed to doing in my Warhammer hobbying: Maintain Small Painting Instagram, finish building and painting this Lumineth Army. Things I keep doing instead: Drooling over a stormsurge at my FLGS

Good things about being a Hearing person that has a bit of ASL in their back pocket. 1: I can be helpful to the Deaf community 2: I can quickly communicate with friends across the room w/o wrecking my voice 3: on days like today when my voice is wrecked.... wait. Dammit. The GP doesn't know any ASL

I don't want to be rich. Power and influence don't interest me. All I want to do is hang out, write shitty books, paint minis, and cook for my spouse. Why is this too much to ask?

Want to learn the basics about Age of Sigmar's poster faction? Explaining STORMCAST ETERNALS To My Girlfriend is out now!! #warhammer #ageofsigmar #lore www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcLF...

Alright. Getting minis painted. This is the first one to go into the dedicated mini-paintin' Insta

This week!

Look, you might be "good" at "painting minis" or "your hobbies" or whatever. But have you ever gone off the deep end and made sure your giant fox archer has index feathers? #minipainting #warhammer #ageofsigmar

Okay, #warhammer nerds. I've set up an insta specifically for mini painting. Who should I follow to feed the algo? (Besides @cerberusxt.bsky.social ). #warhammer40k #ageofsigmar #minipainting

I've reached the cookery level where I'm debating aloud with what I want to make tonight and catching myself saying things like "Nah, I'm out of chicken stock".

So, I spent the overwhelming majority of my hobby time on this swordself tonight, and I'm liking how she's turning out so far.

Okay, #ageofsigmar fans. The current TBR is "The Hollow King", "The Last Volari" and "Yndrasta, Celestial Spear", but I'm also starting a Lumineth army, so if there's any good Lumineth stories for my ear and/or eye holes, I'd be interested.

off-brand post but did you ever watch your partner talk about a special subject you know nothing about and find them insanely attractive? Like god yes baby tell me more about Warhammer lore I’m getting like 50% of it but I love the way those cheekbones look when you smile

Me, explaining #ageofsigmar Slaaneshi lore