Every would respect if I looked like this they’d be like wooooahh

god I'm so ass at peak the game is so fun though

i cant believe hamas threw john fetterman down a flight of stairs exorcist style

Stunlocked at work because I think of something stupid to say in my head and I see this image and laugh even harder to myself

Celebrating #WorldKindnessDay with a new illustration featuring some familiar faces enjoying a day out in Tuliyollal! Share with us any heart-warming moments of kindness you've experienced in the world of #FFXIV! 🤗🫂

My fat got covered in some chunky salsa verde yumma yumma

some happy memories... #ffxiv #woltuya #dzxiv #doodlesque

LX 🫱 VII 🫱

my experience trying to get people to read umineko since completing it

zoomer cardinals be like "Pope John Pork LXVII"

"Dragon Quest VII is a story about many things, but most importantly its about how much girls like a loyal guy who is a little ugly but fucks good. Those kinda fellas just fuck different. Better. This was the biggest takeaway I wanted people to have."

i found this earlier and "Male must break his jaws either way" is so funny

There is no man in the world that understands the female orgasm more than Keifer

Keifer gave up a whole kingdom in pursuit of the female orgasm

During the development of Dragon Quest VII i contacted Toriyama-san and told him "we need a character who fucks good. A guy who fucks fast and hard. A man who is loyal to sword and pussy both but is also a passionate lover. And he showed me perfection." -interview with Yuji Horii on Dragon Quest XII

Signed an NDA but I don’t give a fuck anymore. I’ve been playing a secret test copy of Bloodborne II. It’s the worst game I’ve ever played in my life.

DOUSHITA? #Castlevania #art

cannot stop thinking about this image

Yes

DIE, AT THE HANDS OF COLONEL BECK!

hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro

I turned sesame into a yan

Gradius Gaiden might be my favorite shmup but Raiden has to be the one that captivates the ‘silly’ part of my brain the most like everyone dogs on V’s story but that’s just because we have lost the love for camp

Grandpa is technically a nature revenant but I think he doesn’t mind

Fall is the worst season ever conceived in human history I’ve never been so consistently miserable at any point of the year until september rolls around and then it’s just nonstop dogshit until January

not only am i a guy who likes to watch football, but i'm also a dad. so right off the jump i'm already one of the most fascinating people you've ever heard of. and that's before you find out that i live in brooklyn and post on bluesky a lot

corbeau

GOGGLENABI HAS A CHANCE !!

kirby air riders city trial

タランザちゃん参戦嬉しいよ〜の詰

What if it was called Kirby dick riders and you had to race to be the first to get some good dick

all I know about ZA is that you sneak around and beat people up at night and you get to see see npcs with speech bubbles that say "The fault, dear Slowpoke, lies not within the stars, but in ourselves, that we are underlings." all while a Budew the size of your house tries to bite you.

lmao

I'm thinking it's 9pm bed time

ffxiv loves making the wol pick up animal shit

Doordasher try not to bother staff every 3 minutes in a place that displays available orders and where you can see the kitchen

We must remove the language banning same-sex marriage that still exists in Michigan‘s Constitution. I’m taking the first step in the State Senate to put it on the ballot. michiganadvance.com/2025/11/06/m...

good morning fish fuckers