Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels

No one is trying to really hide the naked graft and corruption, because they are confident no one will do anything about it ever.

This is the way.

It gets lost in all of the other messed up stuff happening, but the president calling a woman journalist “piggy” is profoundly fucked up

You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️‍⚧️ But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold. So take care of yourself. Your soul is beautiful.

They started dismembering him while he was still alive

private equity is goddamn scourge trying to strip us all of *everything* jfc this is cartoonishly evil

Wait the mascot actually gives out the fancy food prizes, this is amazing

Elder Blueshy Counsel? Disteessing news. They found a way to make the cookie recipes WORSE

Elder Blueshy Counsel? Disteessing news. They found a way to make the cookie recipes WORSE

This GameStop promotion is the Mitch Hedberg joke about someone handing him fliers: "Here, you throw this away."

Again before we go praising MTG… and if shes truly changed great, but can somebody please ask her about January 6? Have her address that to see if this is real

Oh, so now it's fine to have a war on Christmas

I have been WAITING for a journalist to write this story. I specialize in manuscripts produced in England between 1300 and 1500. If this had occurred in the midst of writing my dissertation or first book, it would have exploded my career.

The use of AI for things like theoretical "public art" is so interesting, because it shows that there are a lot of people that don't understand what art is for, or indeed the concept of the beautiful. AI cannot produce art because it has no consciouness, no soul, so it can't produce the beautiful.

Whomst among us hasn't felt a little vacuum about snackie all done

I’m more of a Chipmunks on Low Places guy myself.

nothing has ever felt more “For the Girls, the Gays and the Theys” than this casting, I have been dying to watch this for so long

It would be helpful if American schools taught kids that Hitler admired US racism and patterned many of his antisemitic laws on our anti-Black laws. Instead, we're teaching the Holocaust less altogether. Hitler also admired American antisemites like Henry Ford. Bigots attract each other. . . .

Kills me every time. youtu.be/CJEoASUMZbI?...

show me a video you watch when you need to laugh at something very stupid yet very funny youtu.be/cl3P5iIafuI?...

Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon

What Michael is saying is pretty indisputable. She campaigned with Liz Cheney trying to pickup moderate republicans and failing to realise they will never vote for a Democrat. Maybe the most milquetoast campaign ever run

Nightmare Before Christmas, the official movie of "stay in your fucking lane"

KARL: The president claims that Thanksgiving costs are down 25%. Does he know that's not true? HASSETT: Well if you look at Walmart-- KARL: Wait a minute. I've gotta stop you. The Walmart package this year contains much less than the one last year. That's why the price is less.

Long ago on the hell site I made long list of historically interesting things to use in dnd ttrpgs and I'll start dragging them over here starting with 2000 years-old sapphire ring presumably belonged to Roman emperor Caligula, depicting his fourth wife Caesonia.

What’s a song that most people don’t care about but always breaks your heart? I submit Canadian Rose. open.spotify.com/track/5u2zF3...

What’s a song that most people don’t care about but always breaks your heart? I submit Canadian Rose. open.spotify.com/track/5u2zF3...

Her: you don’t even care Me: I care a lot I’m just not gonna let you ruin my day Her: well you’re ruining my life Chat is it true love? I think it’s true love.

Proud.

Oh, don’t get me started on the moon, that vile orb, that treacherous rock. That loathe some sphere!

Her: you don’t even care Me: I care a lot I’m just not gonna let you ruin my day Her: well you’re ruining my life Chat is it true love? I think it’s true love.

One thing that’s really weird to me is Little Free Libraries The real library is also free.

I agree, let’s get back to affordability, as in, can you AFFORD to lose your seat to an upstart progressive primary challenger and be forced to try and find a new career as a 52 yo who burned out after two terms as a house rep from nowhere, Michigan.

Like a boss!

well that answers literally my only question

Her: what are you thinking about? Me: If I had photosynthesis would I have to stay inside to lose weight? Her: [puts clothes back on]

There are reason to be on both apps.

There are reason to be on both apps.

these are not even the files lol

It's OMENS OF CHAOS yelling time again! Have you pre-ordered YOUR copy yet?

People are asking a lot of questions about whether I pepper spray children that I feel are already answered my my all capital letter tweet about how I definitely never would pepper spray children.

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Remember, comrades. The future needs you to be horny. No. Hornier than that. Equality and politics mater. But it also maters that you stay horny. No. Hornier than that.

Still processing the inanity of this cave, like, "We're going to make Republicans go on record that they want to destroy the ACA." You mean the motherfuckers who radicalized in opposition to it & voted to repeal it, like, 22 times? You're finally getting them on record? Really impressed over here

Senate Dems are out here posting noise like "omg the Senate GOP just voted against healthcare subsidies and are trying to sneak a bunch of terrible shit into the funding bill" — and people are flooding their mentions with "bitch, please, GTFOH" Never seen such a dramatic swing in political momentum