Best thing you will read about a bullshit 50 million dollar grift today! Ahem if my opinion wasn't clear.

Need to get this guy and the Minocqua Brewing guy together is a cage match to see who wins for political grifter beer supremacy.

How long is bottled beer good for? I know some Imperial Stouts can go for years, but a basic IPA?

To quote one of the defendants in this suit…lol!

Everyone is all “FREE MARKETS!!!” until they go out of business…

Shout out to @dinfontay.com, who has spent a truly heroic amount of time over the years cataloguing the wider story of this stupid, stupid brewery that is always playing the victim.

I have been neck deep in RNDC stuff but a) I am aware of this suit and b) it demands a lot of scrutiny. More TK!

OpenAI Announces Construction Of New Data Center On Top Of Sick Child

What’s up little Kiwi bro? -P town

Also, I, uh, found the pic in question. It was posted to the CEO’s Instagram page on January 6 and says “spotted in DC today.”

Guess this is some 50 million dollar lunch lol.

"Some of those who work forces are the same who burn crosses."

motherfucker I will take my computer out back behind the barn first

If anyone in the media is looking for a quote in response to the $50 million lawsuit that was just filed against me and others. Here is my only statement until I speak to my lawyers: “lol.”

Hahaha ok I'm off for the rest of the night but just going to leave this little gem here. Alan you are in trouble!!!!

Statement from Citizens for a Better Norfolk: As the person currently managing the Citizens for a Better Norfolk account, I am issuing this statement on behalf of our broader group. Although the lawsuit names only a few individuals, Citizens for a Better Norfolk represents many concerned residents

Computer. Besides the lack of a case number, zoom in and enhance on this latest round of bs from Armed Forces Brewing Company.

Hey just wondering @wtkr3.bsky.social did you ever bother to update your story when Beal sent his cease and desist? You know the one where he was pretending to be an attorney online and got caught? It's the little bits of story that add up you know. Oh and Alan? "Gargle my Balls".

Gasp. Oh No!!! armedforcesbrewingco.com/wp-content/u...

Nuclear weapon is the new 9/11 catchphrase justification for all. "Look tomorrow I'm working only half the day. I will not be taking any emails or calls!" "You can't just..." "NUCLEAR WEAPON" "...oh well ok, obviously."

Lol excellent Job doing this on the day yet another exec has a meeting giving us the excuse about how we must have the slop for the future or be left behind. Might have seen the color leave his totally human face for a second.

Wow math! That's not how it works.

Sitting in the building where Trumpers brutally assaulted police officers, Blanche invites the criminals to feast at the Trump grift trough. The message to these latter day stormtroopers is clear: "Stand back and stand by."

I for one am glad the ballroom is built for snipers. Our snipers. Not the enemy snipers. Fucking moron.

VAN HOLLEN: An individual who was pardoned by Trump went on to molest 2 children, & he tried to buy their silence by saying he would give them funds from your slush fund. Can you commit to not making that person eligible for a payout? BLANCHE: You're obviously lying V: I am reporting what he said

"You would have a bigger audience if you stay at the Nazi bar" really seems to be the ONLY thing anyone can think of to say for why anyone would stay on the X that marks the grave of Twitter.

There’s a massive immigration operation in Memphis right now, but you may not have heard about it. Why? Community members face retaliation for trying to spread the word out, a lawsuit alleges.

Among all the grifting crazy of yesterday (and there was TONS), I missed this gem. Why is Marco Rubio playing late night infomercial host? What's the Shamwow guy doing these days since his office run failed? Nevermind, please I don't want to put that into existence.

Brother. Leave me be. I'm trying to enjoy coffee before the busy day.

Paging Norfolk. Anyone see the totally not a Cylon Mayor?

The January 6 compensation committee:

Update: Body feels like a loose plastic bag full of broken bones. And yet like a goddamn champion. Worth it.

In November I broke this story about Andrew Paul Johnson, a pardoned J6er who molested children and used the promise of reparations to bribe his victims silence.

Bombed a school.

Nothing to see here, flamethrowers clearly protected by 2A. www.wtkr.com/news/in-the-...

Trump is now paying these people with your money.

that this was always where it was headed doesn’t make it any less scary now that it’s here

the president is raiding the treasury to put your tax dollars into this mans personal checking account as a reward for what hes doing in this picture

As I'm typing up this stuff today a pigeon just bullseyed my phone dead on with some shit. And wow. I can't even be mad.

Fuck all of this. This is your tax dollars.

“Instead of student loan forgiveness we’re doing a coup forgiveness program”

They're stealing billions of your money to pay off violent right-wing psychos while doing everything in their power to spike gas up to $5 a gallon, make groceries into a luxury and hand the country over to the oligarchs who want to permanently replace you.

the president of the united states sued his own government for ten billion dollars and “settled” it by directing that government to use taxpayer money for a nearly two billion dollar slush fund to distribute to his political allies at will typing it out barely feels real

Everyday for the last wk, Sam’s Club gas has a line that forms thru the parking lot. Makes sense, they are 35c cheaper. Engine oil shelves are thinning at Walmart (I grabbed my next 2 oil changes of 5w-30). Store next to USPS has sign up that says no helium available for balloons. Having fun yet?

Waiting for Alan Beal of Armed Forces Brewing Company to no longer deny he was at Jan 6th in an attempt to grift more money. Since his fundraiser well has just about dried up.

BREAKING: It's official. The Trump DOJ just confirmed the creation of a $1.776 billion slush fund that can be used to pay Trump allies who claim they've been wrongfully targeted by the Biden admin's ‘weaponization' — including, reportedly, Jan. 6 insurrectionists.