Man, we really missed the boat as a society of monetizing our data as individuals. Gave it up for free so others could build trillion dollar empires. That’s a shame.

th-thanks Gemini

Too late. Game over. I uninstalled Cursor months ago and I hear zero people talking about using it.

Shut up, nerd! Were on a rocket to the moon!

The FOMO reentry buying is real in the broader market right now. I bought these on the 15th. I won’t screenshot the current price because that’s bad juju, but it’s more than a 10x.

This is just the brisket/burger sampler, with a side of carrot medallions. In all honesty, it’s probably sensationalized a little bit. This doesn’t look to far from a midrats “meal”

Burning your tokens to rick roll you. That’s hilarious.

Stinky Linky 🦾

It’s too easy to do this now. Mfer punched the clock at 4:30 on me.

Speaking of Claude, why can’t I log in with my Apple account on the macOS desktop app?

So committed to my shitposting I’m hitting post 5-6 times. InternalServerError my ass.

When you realize that the institutions that just hit record trading profits last quarter want Donnie in place for deregulation and M&A activity, it makes sense why line go up regardless.

Haha thanks Gemini, just do whatever the hell you want since I’m clearly the weak link

Being short #$IWM is a very, very crowded trade. P/C OI is almost 4. *This* will power a move up on #$IWM if stalemate or better over the next couple of days.

Here is the new fuel to the equity rocket ship.

Timed to buy levered #$TSLA

Damn dawg, he won the war 🥇 We aren’t ready for the boost in approval rating after he solves his own problem and does a bunch of rallies and fluff interviews.

Is this not game over?

I’m short #$BTC here. My #$IWM puts are back to flat.

Anyone else think it’s odd that these are non-stop from “sources?” Why is this something that needs anonymity? If there are leaks from all sides to extend the ceasefire then just fucking extend the ceasefire.

I’m gonna need Georgieva to take a gander at my buddy #$QQQ. The recovery that matters is done.

Buying a couple #$IWM puts here.

We may lose the Melania Top (🤭🤭🤭), but the Bondi Top is still holding strong.

Think summer tourism will be in the shitter? Expensive gas, expensive flights, 20-25-30% tip screens, significant declines in foreign tourism. Nah, boomers are flush with cash.

Thank you Axios. Keep going, we’re almost there.

Full porting into #$TQQQ on the -0.5% dip when the ground invasion starts. You’ll never see the pump that comes from those deescalation hopes.

Can you imagine cutting rates into this froth? Failed shoe companies pivoting to AI infrastructure with $50m in their pocket? There is just too much money sloshing around.

#$VIX with a 17 handle and plummeting.

C’mon baby pump it good

Interesting that a lot of the big banks are hitting record high trading revenues and that has become an increasingly important part of earnings. But sure we’ve still got markets free of manipulation.

Here comes the pre-NY open #$BTC pump.

This would be interesting if anyone cared that there is a war going on.

You can’t triple blockade a double blockade!

I love these because it then becomes malpractice to not issue shares.

We Are All Dick Tips

That steady march higher on #$QQQ. Not a ton of conviction behind it, though.

Alright I must be very dumb because why is crude down 6% with confirmation that the strait is double blockaded and being effectively enforced? Not rhetorical. Genuinely, what is the rationale in the head of the person smashing “sell?”

4chan leaking into the mainstream has provided us with a generation of this.

Crypto is really funny to me because if you want to be aware of the zeitgeist, you have to know what a “wrench attack” is and that it should be taken as describing something literally.

Went for a run. I’m definitely not conditioned to this heat yet.

This shit is still going on? We have moved on from this! We are back on the AI trade, baby!

Nah dawg I’m good. Look at how much money we are making buying the dip.

Oil looks to head below its $1-ish per day trend line. #$VIX getting hammered below 18. #$IWM, with its 40% unprofitable companies, is 1.5% away from ATH.

I just want to point out that many price targets for #$BTC settle around the $250k mark. That would make #$MSTR a $200 billion “company.” And if we just witnessed the bottom, that is what you are looking at.

This bear has capitulated. Uncle. You win, Donnie Markets.

There goes #$BTC.

Probably about to see the pre-NY open pump for #$BTC right here.

Says man who has been the property of the government, committed fraud against the government, and then now has worked for many years at the top of the government.

I’m glad to see chatter around The Scam Economy™️. It’s nice to see the wonks and “economists” finally just accept reality that there are scams at every turn. Glorifying hucksters, constant schemes to separate people from their money. Hell, even our political system is fear-based spam for donations.

Gold is firm on uncertainty on Iran war talks Indices higher in renewed hopes of Iran war talks Whatever you do, just buy and say it is due to some validating Iran war direction.