May your timeline be ever blessed by a dirty Ball.

My buddy got hit in the head with a can of soda. Fortunately it is a soft drink.

You ever think about how Rusty's dad in Bluey being in the Middle-East in the Australian Dog Military means that there was a Bluey version of 9/11

Time to start stripping the daily copper wire out of the walls

Littman knew exactly what she was doing.

"A recent study claiming to describe more than 1,600 possible cases of a “socially contagious syndrome” was retracted in June for failing to obtain ethics approval from an institutional review board."

Wrote entire books about how people who believe fairies live in gardens are idiots only to fall in love with a calculator that calls him smart

-Star Wars opening crawl (2027)- The hideous goblin Grogu has died in Vietnam

The thing that the fascists simply cannot fathom and react with frantic violence towards the very hint of is that one's payout function can be entangled with or even a product of others' payouts. I am only free when others are free because "I" am not a single patch of matter, but all agents.

actually the more i think about it, every conservative freak and ghoul gloating about the gutting of the VRA is spiritually identical to the nazi in black face with no pants on who was dragged out of the halls of congress shouting nazi shit at voting rights activists in january of 1965.

Guild of Calamitous Intent keeps kicking out Char on account of the war crimes, but he keeps getting new pairs of sunglasses and different haircuts.

Raiding the Scientology building is all fun and games until you come across a fog door followed by Tom Cruise with a big red health bar.

It's time to build the ballroom It's time to hide the files It's time to cover the crimes of all the pedophiles

I can only remember the coldest post of all time

reposting this for some reason

Enough work for today Not bas after 2 month without painting

You’re laughing. Our obese stupid senile pedophile president is trying to barricade himself in his winter palace after sinking the nation into an empire shattering conflict he cannot win and you’re laughing.

No matter where I go- work, the grocery store, even just on the street- I hear one thing from people: we need a ballroom

Normally I’m against online gambling but who do we got on this

this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds

reminder that every conservative today sounds indistinguishable from an 1860s slavery guy

He's not gonna win that fight, not after getting suplexed by an octogenarian on national tv

Gag drawings I drew on Twitter based off the joking idea of a “Dougram SEED”.

Omg he did the meme lolol

i cant believe he said this

this is the same type of posting they did when cracker barrel changed its logo

Holy shit this is not a feel good story. This poor fucking kid who could have really used a self-indulgent pick-me-up instead had to squander it on a basically futile symbolic gesture against the structural inequality and poverty he was forced to confront alongside his own mortality.

i think instead of sitting around with her thumb up her ass ellen should actually use her prodigious lesbian wealth to acquire an NFL team and rename them "Ellen's Degenerates". perhaps the carolina panthers. it's not like they have anything better to do

Apparently the shooter wrote in his manifesto that his personal tipping point was when president trump shit his pants in the Oval Office just a few feet away from Doug Burgum’s wife and they shut down the press conference. That was a radicalizing moment indeed. A shameful episode for our country.

Cole Normielib -indie game designer -voted for Warren in 2020 -tried to kill the president

Dude forgot to take the sticker off his pants

Reminder that Romeo and Juliet existing in this canon means that Shakespeare exists in this canon which means that Prospera did All That on purpose.

I was off by a few months

Totally not suspicious at all🙄

People took the wrong lesson from I’m in love with the villainess (that people want more isekai starring a villainess) when the lesson they should have learned was that we need more isekai about depressed perverted lesbians

found the best car in Pittsburgh that's here for the draft during our photo walk today

Charlie Kirk has been suspiciously silent about tonight’s events

If I was in charge of a country I would simply not be so bad at it people kept trying to kill me.

Just a reminder that past motives for assassination attempts have included: "because the ghost of William McKinley told me to," "to save the trees" and "to impress Jodie Foster."

Conservatives when they figure out how to profit off of the shooting at the WHCD

the only ballroom i'll support

Every school in America is going to need to build a ballroom.

sources: shootings won't be allowed at trumps white house ballroom

Gonna need a new season of Party Down I think

Trump has more assassination attempts than election wins

This is extra funny when it happens in a space that is jammed with hundreds of people who think they are journalists