They're gonna kill the caucus grandmas

We all would've seen Trump coming better if we'd fully understood the insane grievances of the American right, like the New Deal, passing Civil Rights, holding Nixon accountable for breaking the law, and not letting Robert Bork be on the Supreme Court. Imagine being animated by these things.

went down to the centrist convention. they’re all shaking and crying, I heard one guy say “I’m starting to think a better world IS possible.” the lady next to him slapped him in the face

Why's the "Curb Your Enthusiasm" Theme playing

Pretty on brand for Bluesky to post an overtly racist image but self-censor “idiot”

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no she didn’t. that isn’t true

The official drink of people with vacated J6 convictions who were subsequently rearrested for possession of child pornography

We’ve reached the “Please Clap” era of the Trump Pedophile Presidency

driving my Cybertruck with Meta glasses on so they can link to the Tesla full self-driving system and alert it to nearby schoolchildren to run over

President Trump is a bloated narcoleptic rapist who is visibly dying and has no idea what’s going on in the majority of the country

Apt reminder that the specific, narrow reason transphobes want to place trans women in mens' prisons is that they view it as institutionalised corrective rape of an undesirable group. The filthy little cowards shiver with barely concealed glee thinking of sexual violence inflicted on the "deviants".

Many influential Democratic party establishment types would rather lose to a fascist than with with a socialist.

Praise the lord and pass the ammunition, my wildest dreams have come true

full pardons for anyone convicted in these nspm 7 convictions should be an express and mandatory part of any democratic platform

So much of the pathological behavior and deranged worldviews of these oligarchs can be explained by terror management theory and a basic over-salience of mortality. I'm convinced that if we carefully orchestrated a bot farm we could incept them to take suicidal risks out of desperate fear

TYPHOEUS GUNDAM CHIMERA…. I will begin with prepping.

Kanye: "No one man should have all this power." Abaddon the Despoiler: "No one power should have all this man."

Finally figured out my blue sky password did I miss anything

Seeing the Big Train today

May your timeline be ever blessed by a dirty Ball.

My buddy got hit in the head with a can of soda. Fortunately it is a soft drink.

Time to start stripping the daily copper wire out of the walls

Littman knew exactly what she was doing.

"A recent study claiming to describe more than 1,600 possible cases of a “socially contagious syndrome” was retracted in June for failing to obtain ethics approval from an institutional review board."

Wrote entire books about how people who believe fairies live in gardens are idiots only to fall in love with a calculator that calls him smart

-Star Wars opening crawl (2027)- The hideous goblin Grogu has died in Vietnam

The thing that the fascists simply cannot fathom and react with frantic violence towards the very hint of is that one's payout function can be entangled with or even a product of others' payouts. I am only free when others are free because "I" am not a single patch of matter, but all agents.

actually the more i think about it, every conservative freak and ghoul gloating about the gutting of the VRA is spiritually identical to the nazi in black face with no pants on who was dragged out of the halls of congress shouting nazi shit at voting rights activists in january of 1965.

Guild of Calamitous Intent keeps kicking out Char on account of the war crimes, but he keeps getting new pairs of sunglasses and different haircuts.

Raiding the Scientology building is all fun and games until you come across a fog door followed by Tom Cruise with a big red health bar.

It's time to build the ballroom It's time to hide the files It's time to cover the crimes of all the pedophiles

I can only remember the coldest post of all time

reposting this for some reason

Enough work for today Not bas after 2 month without painting

You’re laughing. Our obese stupid senile pedophile president is trying to barricade himself in his winter palace after sinking the nation into an empire shattering conflict he cannot win and you’re laughing.

Normally I’m against online gambling but who do we got on this

this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds

reminder that every conservative today sounds indistinguishable from an 1860s slavery guy

He's not gonna win that fight, not after getting suplexed by an octogenarian on national tv

Gag drawings I drew on Twitter based off the joking idea of a “Dougram SEED”.

Omg he did the meme lolol

i cant believe he said this

this is the same type of posting they did when cracker barrel changed its logo