We’re bum rushing Vat City this weekend bro, you in?!?!

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

Remember that incident a few weeks ago where 2 brothers were arrested for allegedly plotting to kill gestapo agents in Virginia after an off duty cop supposedly heard them talking at a waffle house? Well, it turns out tue charges were dropped because there was no evidence. Cops and gestapo lied.

please imagine its christmas so this meme pops off PLEASE

good god lol

Heard from a local church group supporting impacted communities that Homan will be in MSP for Xmas with a surge of ~3x the current number of agents. Absolute ghoul shit.

Santa doesn't need to go down chimneys but he does because it soots him

I still can't believe part of the Epstein Files leaked because they thought people would never figure out adding a space after searching for word 'Trump'

It was an unforgivable dereliction of duty that the majority of elected congressional Republican office holders were not in prison for open insurrection by March 2021.

“Our Founders…would panic about the survivability of a nation if we have too many [Talia] Janes.” - Ben Sasse, 2016 “Last week, I was diagnosed with metastasized, stage-four pancreatic cancer, and am gonna die.” - Ben Sasse, 2025

Turns out Ben Sasse is, indeed, the vanishing American adult. bsky.app/profile/quee...

Dan Flashes is funded by the Koch Foundation.

i bet wrapping presents goes a lot faster if you're actually good at it

members of the astra militarum now required to do land acknowledgements recognizing that certain hive worlds have been placed on stolen necron land. disgusting to me

i know writers who use subtext and they're cowards moment

You can tell he was a DC powerhouse because the two reactions I'm seeing to this is 1. Who was that 2. Lmao

new public urinal announced

Let's continue the tradition of naming horrible phenomena after the Justice who argued for it, like "Kavanaugh stops."

Atomwaffen guy arrested on child porn charge www.justice.gov/usao-mdfl/pr... (h/t @grahammacklin.bsky.social)

Nothing says “full transparency” like begging staffers to spend their holidays blacking out names in the Epstein files. Funny how there’s always time to redact, never time to tell the truth.

i can't even feel catharsis at the fash's incompetence of "you can just highlight the redacted text out of the files." this is one of the most miserable things i've ever read in my life.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 7% full.

It’s my sincere religious belief that conservative Christians should be fed to lions for the amusement of crowds in sports arenas, and if you think that that’s hateful, then you’re not respecting my free speech and may be instigating violence against me.

If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...

Viral coffee hole

He turned right in anticipation of all this shit coming out so he could play victim and whine about cancel culture and find himself among allies, friends, and apologists. Mission accomplished.

rightwingers privately disagree with a good bit of what they espouse because it’s not about being moral it’s about getting unlimited money and personal power

Years of lead paint

Never regret thy fall, O Icarus of the fearless flight

whether or not you use AI personally, it is making computer Worse and there’s nothing you can do about it

Dumbass Motherfucker Foundation staffers quit and join Stupidass Bitch Foundation

Far, far too many liberals (and some leftists): Calling what trans people are facing genocide is an exaggeration that (like every other expression of anger) hurts their cause. The literal institute set up to study genocide: *ringing alarm bells as hard as they can go* Y'all, it's genocide.

Every day I'm just more and more mad that they made Tim Walz stop calling these absolute weirdos exactly what they are

Berry Weiss? Is that a beer?

RIP Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, you could mock our modern world but you couldn’t mock what getting into a bag of Christmas Hershey Kisses does to a pet

They don't care that the cover-ups are clumsy. Their goal isn't to take over the news, it's to destroy it. To destroy our sense-making capacity. To destroy truth.

I am a man of culture

wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life

The thing we need to take away from Epstein is that people with more power need to be MORE subject to the law than the average Joe, rather than less. Presidents, billionaires, and cops should go to jail and lose everything for even the APPEARANCE of impropriety of any sort.

I love working at the Department of Justice and participating in a conspiracy to cover up the demented 80 year old president's sex crimes. I spend 18 hours a day redacting documents and there's a putrid husk where my soul used to be

Gonna stop looking at the Epstein Files in a second because I'm frankly way too skeeved out to keep going but I will say this: the CSAM isn't blacked out nearly enough while the faces of guys in ties are obscured by vanta black rectangles the size of the sun.

I am a man of culture

*eating ass* Mm, the 1991. Very good year for ass.

"we need to listen to their concerns!" ok but their concern is that Jews run Hollywood

Never forget the entire anti-trans hype machine is built on lies. It's not "cruel truths" or "two sides." It is blatant, deliberately cruel lies. They are liars. Never give them the benefit of the doubt, because they are proven, deliberate, malicious liars.

good crop on my fav from this new set #battletech #miniaturepainting