didn’t realize i needed double faced satin for part of this shirt AHHHHH FUCK

A braiding salon I dream of just opened a cafè inside sooo lush ugh

let’s be trapped in the orb with mama

I’ve been working on a shirt for 2.5 days now and i am more convinced than ever that we need to dig up the Triangle Shirtwaist owners and kill them again

i wanna go to surf school in senegal so bad

this is so cute omg

I have been saying this for a long time, BRING BACK DUELS

I be trying to block the government but they STAY on my ass!

Anyways, what y’all having for breakfast?

me checking the news today: “nice”

what does this mean idk the rules

FINALLY!!!!

they might lose but Switzerland… drip is forever

I’m so happy for Margaret Qualley

hey I'm sorry (not sorry) that our 57 unregulated data center turbines are funneling toxic pollutants into minority Memphis neighborhoods that already see disproportionately high rates of pollution-driven childhood illnesses, will 50% off your internet bill make things better?

During the first half of the year, Baltimore saw the fewest homicides in recorded history.

Lmfao

someone nearby has fuckass fireworks that sound like rain hitting the deck and its pissing me off bc the rain isn’t here yet lol

:~)

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fucked up alt text last time

only a thunderstorm can fix me

throwing an angelic tantrum

imagine an EQ and Pelada show ugh

cleaning chune

ever seen a painting you want to press against your cheek

imagining a woman named Certainleigh

bf’s parents (brazilian) just gave me my first pair of havaianas and omg they feel so much better than the cheap target flip flops ive been using for years lol

The reason conservatives went with “actually they agree with us they just don’t want to say it” as their theory of change is because it’s largely true.

ah yes time for my cat’s nightly blanket biting routine

okeydokey

sounds like a cicada was just born

dude

I hate exxon mobil

Oscillating between very happy and very sad i really don’t want half of the planet to die this shit sucks lol

8 foot tall solar powered dyson fans on every corner NOW

In addition to all these I am looking to hire a Tech Lead Manager or Senior Engineering Manager. Ideally looking for PhD background, but will consider candidates with very strong science communication skills and demonstrated track record of interfacing between product and R&D teams. DMs are open.

whatever hardships I can hear my robot vacuum facing in the other room are none of my business

Good horror is so hard to come by

ah fuck i forgot the word “soju” the other day & i was standing there in my friend’s living room holding a bottle up & i go “oh!! you’ve got ….” & i’m squinting at the korean as if i can read it & then eventually i realise noone else in the room is gonna finish my sentence & put it back down 😐

i’m going to have a little cold peach soju the humidity killed me today

i am looking with all the respect in the world

This is what I love about wrestling. A longing gaze or a cheeky little smooch can feed some of us for weeks.

As somebody who likes to be a little horny from time to time I like when media is a little horny from time to time I’m not gonna run from it. Everything in moderation of course & not everything has to be like that but if it is I’m like Hell Yeah A Treat

was serving food (lot of donuts) at a mutual aid thing and kept asking “do you want any holes” for like 20 minutes before someone started laughing and said “excuse my dirty mind” and i was confused at first until the next time i said it HELPPPPPP

prawns and shrimp are both used as synonyms for small but in my mind a shrimp is smaller than a prawn(objectively incorrect) and I don't actually know why or how I ended up here

having a successful evening eating oysters and becoming tipsy off of a single cocktail

Finally pruned our lavender plants, which is one of my favorite things to do

i’ve never seen so many intoxicated drivers in my life as this year lol