Lol *secretly puts this video in the hall of fame in the AAMNH*

One simply cannot go wrong with Valhalla Supermassive

i need help 😵‍💫

A thing that is not in this but is always relevant. The USA is blockading Cuba to death. People will die because of this.

i wish i could eat infinite lemon paczkis without developing any health complications, sucks

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American companies building the OrphanCrusher 9000:

i can’t find any of my rings /:

Graduate Students’ NSF Fellowship Applications Are Being “Returned Without Review” 🧪 eos.org/research-and...

saw a dj once play the first 40 seconds of pretty green eyes 3 times in one night. truly a decision.

guys he played teach me how to dougie… it is anno domini 2026 … there is no god here

he played party in the usa and abruptly transitioned to no hands by Waka Flocka Flame… i counted 4 songs he played that came out within the last 5 years… unfortunately i could not even pretend to enjoy it and the alcohol only made me more critical …

Currently listening to the worst dj i have ever heard in my life (at the club for friends bday)

package being sent to my old apartment im gonna lose it

and its COLD

friends party is tomorrow and i barely have the will to live let alone to figure out what to wear and do my hair and waxing and nails and

today the dread is inescapable for me but i did have a good lemon paczki

alright man

negative interest rate bros fist pumping right now

"growth is going to make the debt look small" brother you're talking about inflation

Recruiters stop reaching out to me about prediction market apps challenge

I’m a Versace stan again we are so unbelievably back

* US Companies Announce Most Job Cuts for Any January Since 2009 @bloomberg.com

the big lebowski feels like it's trying to be half screwball irony character comedy and half surrealistic allegory about the soul of los angeles being blown every which way by capital and ideology it's striking how much i only ever see it remembered or discussed for the first bit

teehee!

my bf is so much like his dad it’s actually hilarious

mmmmmmm

if wisdom kaye has no fans i have #perished

ABODI Transylvania Chronicles: The new wearable art collection. 📸: Szilveszter Makó

saw The Secret Agent earlier today and a) i love wagner moura b) i *must* go to nordeste c) i want to have a baby again

#respectfully viewing the chappell roan red carpet clip

wait the grammys are today i thought they were next month

what

i will be surviving the rest of 27 if it’s the last thing i do

i really need to finish unpacking 🫩

in positive news the guy that wrote a book i’ve been trying to find for like 2 months (only sold at a few niche magazine shops) will ship it to me soon yay!!

girl go stand in the oval office (again) and say this lol

broke: jews aren't white woke: italians aren't white bespoke: scandinavians aren't white

I’m sorry. Darren Aronofsky?????

AHHH!!!!

I HATE THE SURVEILLANCE STATE!!!!

i cannot stand to be subjected to lauren bezos’ ghastly visage for 40 more years please god end this madness i beg

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the desert calls to me

have been having insatiable cravings for a variety of tinned fish for 2 days

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