Alright someone get Vance’s next We need Feinberg out of retirement for one last job for that one, I think

okay I’m getting some questions here and although I am not an expert on all Paradol Ex lore, what I can tell you is he was a poster on the SomethingAwful forums perhaps most famous for this post after Chris Benoit killed his family and himself

no fucking way is will stancil *actually* paradol ex? i may need to put the internet down for the day and i just started it idk if i can handle anymore

waiting for the baton to drop

Insanely rough morning. Not doing great, feel crazy after delivering something I think is great but like everything I’ve done couldn’t get traction on oversight and so now I feel like someone’s going gk look at it and go what the fuck he’s insane and I’ve been crashing out for 24

Cut up old copies of PC Zone and Smash Hits to make a collage right in your browser. www.jank.cool/make-a-collage-in-your-browser/

Time keeps on sippin...into the future

Sorry but "Darline Graham Nordone, the Sister Senator," is a Lauren Lapkus character on Comedy Bang Bang who has appeared six times, including in 2023 at the Charleston live show. I can hear the voice already.

maybe the fifth upload of anything from this set will work. haven't shot in years for reasons and haven't gone up to my roof for years for similar reasons so this is still making me go "fuck". sequence from deciding -> test shot -> seconds later "oh no still storming" to snapping this bonus: scared

The fact this is on SNK's official channel is actually kind of a big deal. I'm really hoping that GDQ had no idea what they'd signed up for, and if they didn't then I appreciate this quick decision.

Turns out RIP Bozo is Biblical

BREAKING: Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) has made a recovery to full health thanks to the restorative properties of Garfield Hentai!

Also, we have a new show on the podcast feed! The VGBees Interview debuted this week with guest @philsalv.bsky.social of the Video Game History Foundation. vgbees.com/the-vgbees-i...

the replacement was the box from primer, and I am now in 2011

saturday night, that means it's time to whiteboard what the internal cosmology of the ascendant plane might even look like because I have brain problems jonathan couldn't you just play destiny no

No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

let's go FORCE THE FUCKING FUNCTION

I didn’t want to wait for the betrayal to happen and to die in my sleep from a shining elevator flood of acrylic paint crashing down on me from my work desk Summary execution, PREY SLAUGHTERED etc

Only caught part of Ten - no olive! And I don’t know why anyone would put on a livestream about one very particular drink order but

DID YOU KNOW IF YOU FIND A HORSESHOE CRAB THATS BEEN TAGGED BY THE FISH AND WILDLIFE SERVICE AND SUBMIT THE LOCATION YOU SAW IT USING THE FORM ON FWS DOT GOV SLASH CRABTAG THEY SEND YOU A BEAUTIFUL CRAB PIN

so tired I considered sticky-tacking two skorpeh blades to either side of jabba and posting it

remembering when my fireteam almost killed me because i wouldn't stop saying "it's a swap" for the first 35 minutes of verity ( it was a swap)

Computer, where are my haters

man what the *fuck*

ICE claims that Araujo drove into one of their SUVs with his van and then tried to run over an agent. There were no marks on the van and KHOU11's Jeremy Rogalski found surveillance footage showing ICE chasing Araujo and cutting him off. Renee Good all over again.

FYI

Hello. I am posting the Taskmaster Australia Season 6 cast reveal video for, probably, obvious reasons. it will go to air next year youtu.be/dCG-wpR6_dY?...

there's so much in this (agent-authored blog which is a fucking terrible concept granting agency, but I'm not going to whine about it considering the partial thesis that it seems to pick up, look at and then set down to return to the other point) (not crit in the slightest)

need you all to see this deeply indescribable cooking video

An update on Balatro for Sega Dreamcast This time, presenting you with v0.80.0. What's in this one? All 150 jokers, 22 tarots, 18 spectrals, 12 planets, 32 vouchers, 15 decks, 8 stakes, 24 skip tags, 28 boss blinds and 20 challenges. Full progression: unlocks, discovery, achievements And more!

hardware prices 🤝 astrology keeping an eye on chinese ram

standing up from my computer and going to get a sword if teleology doesn't stitch this instance's eyes shut, I will

"how would you kill et" intensifies

the all time actual best pitch for why Contradiction: Spot the Liar! is worth your time remains the Giant Bomb quick look for it, which is, holy shit, 10 years old now. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVi4...

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Man got Chotiner’d without even agreeing to an interview. Astounding

absolutely insane decisions

Insanely busy couple of weeks fixing things in my apartment and my life; part of that has been cleaning and organizing 30 years of hobby shit Which naturally means I need to clear 30 years of backlogged building and painting before I’m done cleaning, right

Happy 4th of July to Chibodee Crockett and his multicultural pit crew only. It takes a REAL AMERICAN to pilot a kindergartner's What I Want To Be When I Grow Up? homework (a mecha quarterback cowboy boxer surfer astronaut)

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close enough welcome back Xbox 360

Everyone’s enjoying the excommunication drama but there are also lessons for pro-democracy political actors. Decades of accommodating and appeasing this sect did not work and only emboldened them. You have to go whole hog. When you have power, break the back of the reactionaries. Shut them out