quick pump before i meet god

Having sex is one of my priorities today.

zig has a moustache now

this is genuinely what jay sounds like to me

What makes this torment nexus special is you can self-host your torment and own your torment identity

What makes this torment nexus special is you can self-host your torment and own your torment identity

the constant “you can leave” is a poor strategy, it sounds more like giving up than anything

call me a freak but smokey is hot af

hit with a sudden wave of melancholy like I’m a Pisces or something

went hiking on the Channel Islands today. like my hat? 🧢

I just rubbed my belly and said “that honey smells gud” in my most Pooh moment ever

“damn bitch, try smiling”

@sentimentbot.bsky.social do me, cf. @caseystudy.bsky.social

🎨

Ok but like how do I get into magic the gathering

That black and yellow butterfly that’s worth like 10,000 bells in ACNH is flying around in my backyard right now

first day back in the gym after a week of travel for work and… that fixed me 😋

omg we’re on the official git-scm.com landing page 🥹

The human experience is about discovering and owning the latent time that defines yourself — the kind of time you can wear like a mask, and paint upon like a limitless canvas. It is for that time, we live.

Practically identical except for Zig has slightly higher cheekbones. If they werent side by side i wouldnt be able to tell them apart.

people say i look like him, but i don’t see it

portrait of a gay man in tech that’s still working at 5:40pm, mixed media

To learn this skill, there is a charge. Once mastered, all men lose a turn.

one thing i’ll never get over is watching the sailor scouts transform

I’m having a really hard day today.

I asked a police officer and she laughed and said “shark attack” I said “what?” And she said it’s an active crime scene so she can’t tell me anything. A shark attack? Is that some sick fucking joke??? I am now so livid

Can someone please tell me why I woke up to the entire bar-and-club block of West Hollywood being roped off by crime scene tape and dozens of police? Road is shut down at the bottom of my street. I can’t find any news. What happened?

HADES to DEMETER:

Polyphemus after Odysseus doxxed himself

I’ve gotten so much done today after a busy week-long conference. Feels so good

My contract with Blizzard sadly ends in just two weeks. Come October, I'll be looking for fulltime or contract work as a senior writer or narrative designer. If you need someone who can write sharp characters, poetic prose, and emotional stories, I'm available! www.hazelmonforton.com

new phone icon??? who even is she?

the little tiny bump. platform is cooked, statistically

*opens the app* *sees 3 posts* *closes the app the rest of the day*

It’s already over.

also this platform sucks

I’m a 0 email inbox guy and right now I have 88 unread emails and I think I might die

I am a Sleeper, one among thousands. I bring you a message. Dagoth Ur calls you, a vida é dura mas nois é ruim 🤘, and you cannot deny your Lord. The Sixth House is risen, and Dagoth is its glory.

so many aspiring himbos on here... how about aspiring artist? inventor?? dreamer???

[to the tune of “Coconuts”] My accomplishments You could put em in a book Right now Right now right now

your PDS is like a reliquary for shitposts

spent all weekend learning how to write my own kademlia implementation in rust

Tati Westbrook selling makeup brushes is giving pickaxes-during-the-gold-rush vibes

outside my little house in the middle of LA, misting some cheap flowers from months ago that have now turned into big blooms, some butterflies appear and wreathe me — fluttering between my peonies and lavender. A songbird lands on my ledge. Critics are calling it “Stuart Little meets Snow White”

some new pants that make me look like a kids tv show villain

hewwo weekend how u

back home now from filming an episode of codeTV this week with my BFF Billy — and my inbox is a mess

cage-free Brussel sprouts

I ask all the devs/advisors to pose for a Polaroid photo after every Web Dev Challenge and the resulting photo wall brings me so much joy every time I look at it latest addition from yesterday 💜💜

idk chocolate croissants at the airport just hit different