jessica rabbit hair 🐰

always the prescient girl who knows when the world is ending and has an unbending ability to control the universe and never the bride

I want to go to there

Sometimes an Apple News notification damages my psyche

Invited to SF again next weekend. Never beating the tech media allegations.

All I do is lift weights, listen to ATB, and tell men they’re good boys

Honestly feels like my brain melted today

Study is still in early days but scientific correlation between having visibly bigger arms on Zoom and making coworkers do things for you… we’re seein’ a trend

All I do is flex and complain about Bluesky

I love finding old shirts where the sleeves are too tight now 🫦

I’m officially pulling more than my weight on lat pull downs — so is it pull up time?

The most 90s thing about me is I think ATB is really hot

bug🐞

Halloween 2026

got a really good pump this morning before my meetings, arms looking nice and primed for rubs 🏋️💪😇

🚨Carly Rae Jepsen announces she’s pregnant.

̶n̶o̶ ̶g̶o̶d̶s̶ ̶n̶o̶ ̶m̶a̶s̶t̶e̶r̶s̶ no asana no slack

oh cool more followers

I just wanna hang out in my briefs and play RPGs today

did he ever get his nasty soup?

The Taking Tree

You just -cannot- walk past a vascular arm.

currently

give em a kiss

he’s perfect for me

i do these doodles on sticky notes twice a week to remind myself when to drain the cold brew (12hrs later) I find it more fun to have a paper reminder, and I enjoy the opportunity to doodle with a constraint (convey the time) here are some recent ones for 6:30

crisped up some steak I marinated with soy sauce and maple syrup with sambal oelek, then I made sushi rice with a mirin and broiled the steak to assemble some steak sushi for dinner 🥩🍣

reposting myself like haha so funny who even said that??

step aside carcinization, cucurbitization is here

Should give a boy a marker and let him doodle on my arm

step aside carcinization, cucurbitization is here

Correct They are eldritch and unfathomable. Like carp, they size to their nutrient availability and location. More space? Let a motherfucker BURST

went out on a walk to get a beer then sushi realized halfway there that the sushi place is closed on mondays then got to the bar and they were out of Guinness so now im drinking a Pacifico and wondering what’s for dinner how’s zig gonna get outta this one?

Omg I fixed the bug that was preventing me from playing one of my favorite games on Mac — now I know what im doing the rest of the evening 😍😍😍

Marie Curie would have loved Fruity Pebbles in a major way

ok growth 🥩

one of my most autistic traits is how much I ❤️ filling up my weekly day/night pill dispenser with all my medication and supplements opening all the bottles, COUNTING! Putting the little guys in the little labeled boxes Snapping it all closed Simple obsessed w it

ok ig the RAM inside our timeline’s computer has simply caught on fire at this point

hang on im kinda getting into watching hockey

tomorrow’s itinerary: 💧arm day + sauna 🥤la columbe oat draft 🏡tour the Blakehaus 🍔McCalls for burger meat 🥪Dune for lunch 🧹chores 📸 take new headshots?

“everything must go” right, that’s how stores work

me after one Sprite

nerd death

tomorrow’s itinerary: 💧arm day + sauna 🥤la columbe oat draft 🏡tour the Blakehaus 🍔McCalls for burger meat 🥪Dune for lunch 🧹chores 📸 take new headshots?

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