the internet friend by Chloe sevigny

a gay man who went to the gym on a Saturday morning in the summer, how original

Hevy says I’m a war machine Also damn look at that delicious full body coverage

they finally made a disney princess who lifts

me checking the news today: “nice”

having a comfycore miami luxe breakfast moment

twas leg day

them: “you better not be LARPing as the first emperor of China with a bunch of oat milk when I get there” me:

woke up earlier than the gym’s opening time bc it’s a holiday today

they’re saying in the group chat that zig got buff

Hevy says my workout distribution is uneven. I’m getting pulled into the muscle nugget event horizon, never to be seen again.

I grew up here

I’m learning this week that AC is for Europe what healthcare is for America

A company wants to pay me to attend an event, but I’m already getting paid by another company to attend a different event the same day The ultimate champagne problem to kick off my weekend ig

who tryna get below my deck? 😳

you better not be a half frog half pink spider who is daddy’s special little girl when I get there

sitting on the couch in my mind palace

ooo the blue checkmarks are talking about me in a DM, I’m sooooo scared

also it is completely bonkers that @bsky.app requires you to select a "Hosting Provider" on login and i have to remember whatever @eurosky.social's address is. guys, if you want this decentralization thing to happen, it should not suck so much to use! the Bluesky app should just read it from my DID

this one’s for all you reply guys out there

here have a strongzig

baby, I’m the most durable session you’ll ever invoke

ok but I’m kinda serving beef at this company offsite

wet atlas

I increased my weights and workout frequency and was NOT prepared for the enormous appetite I would develop as a result

you know the spot

chapelle rowan ass pokemon

apparently my mom didn’t know who Ariana grande was

the summer is for fucking your friends

“Invite your friends to Bluesky” and why would I inflict this place upon them?

Kim Petras said this.

so is there a gooning groupchat yet

hey it’s your zig

zigflex will continue until morale improves

Always the autistic power top, never the autistic power bride

Why yes, I do actually trust the WeHo Pride Parade Ferris wheel that was built overnight by 3 people paid minimum wage, on asphalt, and without any street lights

kicking off WeHo Pride with the most cursed custom coffee I could concoct in the CBTL app: I dub it the “Franken-cano” Dry dark chocolate half powder americano Extra shot Add protein powder Splash of oat Matcha cream cap

Gays waiting for Madonna to stop her Grindr takeover

IM WAITING FOR IT THAT SIN LIGHT I WANT IT

Something about industrial carpet just makes me want to work really hard

Watching below deck and they’re like “Primary Guest demands an all-white, gluten-free seafood extravaganza at 11:30 PM, but the seafood cannot smell like the ocean. Co-primary guest requires a 4:00 AM beach picnic where the crew dresses as 1920s pirates. Absolutely no boxed pancakes.”

“They're running around like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest. I’d rather drag my face through ten miles of broken whiskey bottles than look at this quarterly report again. Their dump truck mouths are writing checks their wheelbarrow bodies can't cash.”

Like, the high-level Bluesky staff actively & openly loathe their userbase in ways neither Meta or even that hellsite Twitter could come close to. At least they just hate us to the extent they're greedy for our data & sometimes our money These Bluesky staff hate for the love of the game

feeling awfully big rig zig lately

started my Saturday with a delectable lift someone at the gym said I have “kind energy” — what’s that about??? in this economy??

The new Madonna / Sabrina Carpenter is so bad, I waited the whole song for it to start

proof of nugget

chat is this plato’s cave?

Feeling like a little muscle nugget lately. Supporting points: - Clothes fit me weird like an oversized kindergartener - Moustache is looking like it should be paired with a circus singlet - shirts riding up because shoulders are too broad - everyone wants to give me a belly rub and should