Why am I working and not playing the new sims expansion pack

lil pumpies before workies

lil pump before a lil croissant 🥐

congrats on drafts bsky. you figured out why everyone is leaving your platform, and you did something about it!!!

you met me at a very arm day time in my life

I lowkey love having haters, they fuel me

An actual community builder at work

"However, no one knows the day or hour when these things will happen, not even the angels in heaven or the Son himself. Those using code RAPTURE20 on DraftKings can get bonus bets, try the parlay with the Seahawks getting a pick 6 in the third quarter." (Matthew 24:36)

happy benito bowl day

I keep singing Discord’s song to the tune of Sara Bareilles

A lot of my personality can be traced back to the summer where I put every CD in a 5 mile radius into my PS2 trying to get something rare in Monster Rancher 2

NO MORE MOMS IN POKEMON

they’re talking about moltbook in the locker room at the gay influencer gym, my worlds are colliding

That’s what Paul does. Makes jokes about the failures of his own platform so he can feel included in the laughs instead of the responsibility.

anyways here’s a flex

I wish I liked Bluesky more but it’s also nice to not much spend time here, so I’ll be thankful for that instead

I have a soft spot for men who saw Zootopia (2016) in theatres

consistency makes kings

Misty:

I’m so glad no one can see the pathetic “happy dance” I’m doing as I reach 0 inbox

god I love beads viewer so much, such a gorgeous tui

thinking about bedtime 🌙

zig in the machine

the ushi no tane harvest moon fan forums and also dAmn on deviantART

post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers

Gym crush has bed head today. Should I go fix it?

night night

🧋currently drinking a CHAGEE tea latte

quickest way to my heart is to ask for uppies

gym goals

😮💨💨💨🌪️

My pump is getting insane. Arms screaming for oxygen. The room doesn’t have enough.

1 week later and the gym is a ghost town again, gotta love it

If I came back from the dead as a supervillain, my catch phrase would be ‘’’circling back’’’ as I lumber into frame

People have informed me that I have a brand

Imagine an episode of Glee during Covid and they’re all singing Imagine on Zoom

So glad that the resolution crowd did not set resolutions to be at the gym 7am on a Saturday and interrupt my lifties

I helped one of them adjust a machine today because I’m nice

When my neighbor’s dog howls, it sounds like Uncle Fester. It cracks me up every time an ambulance drives by.

I hope Carly Rae Jepsen’s baby grows up and marries Millie Bonnie Bon Jovi’s baby, and we get a Chrissy Rae Bon Jovi-Jepsen

whatever, still got my goodies

I’ve never seen the gym this busy then I realized it’s the first week of January

I’ve been informed that my new prof pic is contributing to the general horny level around here. my bad

The best thing a man can be is a freaked out little slut

last one was the BEST one, a rotary phone for the phone nook in my 1940s era home 🥰

#genuary4: “lowres” in p5.js w/ typescript

#genuary3: Fibonacci forever. 🍒 + 🍅 + 🍊