Quote with your last gym selfie of 2025 🫡

If you start "The Trouble with Trillions" tonight at 11:58pm at 44 seconds, you will ring in the new year with the citizens of Springfield. #HappyNewYear #WillThisHorribleYearNeverEnd #TheSimpsons

2026 prediction, The AI bubble will burst by summer. Probably most of the companies burned through all their resources or lack of interest.

Last flex of 2025. I am not lean but I am STRONG. 2026 is about getting lean.

Running outta money?

I’m honestly so close in getting one of those companies that deletes your info throughout the internet but I don’t get to terrorize the scammers who text me.

me tomorrow helping eleven kill vecna

A little tummy tuesday

Me working this week.

Its always been a journey for me. About 20 when I accepted myself. 23 when I first came out to a friend. 31 when I came out to my family. I'm 33 now.

We're about 1 step away from Evil Santa from actually happening

People talk shit about Spirit but this Southwest flight was another level.

Derek is a better actor than Holly.

I don't want gen AI in my browser I don't want gen AI in my pc I don't want gen AI in my art I don't want gen AI in my games I don't want gen AI in my music I don't want gen AI in my movies I don't want gen AI in my books I don't want gen AI in my cart I don't want gen AI in my life

Who up taking me to their cottage?

Me and the extrovert who adopted me for some reason

now picture my chest twice as big, and that's about where I plan to be this time next year

Bicep Thread

what we’re leaving in 2025 👋

I live at the airport now.

I scrolled on my phone for so long last night that I could've finished Pluribus and Heat Rivalry. Still behind.

2026: More fit, more slut, more body art, less screens, less stress, less toxic energy

“How will you enter 2026?” Me:

And Tiny Sim, who DID die

Merry Christmas. Please stop asking if you're on the naughty list

It crimmus 🎄 [ #cuteart #illustration ]

A little Christmas Spirit.

Merry Christmas!🎄

Merry Christmas 🎁🎄

Time for the yearly repost (evergreen)

Remake White Christmas but it ends in a queer, pansexual, poly relationship.

I'm a real comedian when my audience is my 2 year old nephew.

🫶🏼🎄

(extremely homophobic voice) It's Christmas EVE, not Christmas STEVE

Nature good, humanity bad or something like that

I saw a couple on the treadmill who were playing chess on their phone. #goals

Live playing Wayfinder!!! Let's find our way to some dinner or something! Twitch.tv/sumoomoo

I showed my bitties.

Siri, play HISS by Megan.