Project Hail Mary... Amaze amaze amaze

simpsons did it

I lost about 10 pounds? Damn that 'cutting diet' must've done something. Even my mom said I look more slender.

She has risen.

Flex Friday

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Me: The worst thing about covid was singing happy birthday over a zoom call. Coworker: I feel the worst thing about covid was probably covid.

gm

I am so far behind in the Star Wars world that I didn't even realize there was a season 1!

Post-Truth makes an ass out of you and me. #comicsky #webcomic #aprilfools

Tumblr throwback for April fools.

Happy April Awareness Month!

Trust no bitch on the internet today

Happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️ here's your reminder that I'm not a safe person to share your transphobia with ✨

bimbofication was not on my 2026 bingo card.

Up early doing legs.

I have been cleaning all day and I am so close to finishing, however I am running outta steam and I still have my room to do. so...close...to freedom.

My AirPods are outta balance and I can't seem to fix it. I wonder if sleeping with them in broke something. Trying to kill the battery on them to see if it *actually* resets them.

Bringing bumblebear back!

Bed head at the gym.

It was more of an event called "Club Triangle". I went to almost all of them when I was in school.

It's 1am what am I doing

RPDR: Sponsored by Rivian

Was at the gay club, coming out of the bathroom someone asked "which one is the ladies". I laughed "There's no gender in a gay bar."

New Slayyyter Album? You mean my new gym playlist?

Build me a boat That can carry two

It's giving Orbeez.

Hey, librarian here. If you find out a favorite author is a monster, don't separate the art from the author just give it the fuck up and stop supporting the monster.

The pick-me-up i needed today

Thought I was giving trade but apparently idk the definition.

“I’m a Slytherin! What are you?” gay and depressed

I liked this one too idk

Email LA Metro to push in favor for the K Line Northern Extension. This will hit a lot of places where trains lack. Rumor has it that homeowners are pushing against it. All on Board coalition has an easy pre-made email. Just sign and hit send! linktr.ee/KNE

Hit pretty hard this morning. Got a lot of my marks.

If you watch the new Harry Potter show you’re probably in the house of Turdguzzler (I haven’t read the books so I don’t know all the terminology but I think that’s the bad one.)

Nearly made breakfast burritos without the eggs. 😭

"With our app, you able to scam over 200 grandmas this year. We thank you."

well

Hit hard this morning. Happy Moan-day.