Ahh don't like that 😐

A cheap pint of cider and a bowl of popcorn at Grassroots Tavern could heal me right now

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Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide

Trump filling out his NYC DSA membership card to vote on primarying Jeffries right now

Commenting on WFAN TikTok and GOD you all hate fun

*shakily removing glasses*

ALL RISE (AGAIN).

 Aaron Judge has been named the AL MVP, the third of his career.

Career counselor: if you have a comma out of place in your resume you'll never get hired: Email written by CEO: wwwhhhhaahttts up

I don't think it's cowardice. I think that they are OK with what the GOP is doing. The sooner folks reconcile with this, the better.

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

Are there any democratic candidates for NY-17 who are not big boosters of Israel and are not constantly yapping about how much they love the troops? Shit is bleak.

Zohran was polling at six percent in January. Nothing is impossible

My god it's such a great day to be a hater (of Dick Cheney and Andrew Cuomo)

He cried on the stand, and through his tears sputtered AND I DON’T LIKE MUSTARD

a send-off: defector.com/dick-cheney-...

Spinning this on repeat today youtu.be/9s7uKaAx0Qw

A good omen.

it’s a real shame it didn’t happen in prison

Really...Soto as an MVP finalist? I mean I know Shohei will get it unanimously but still...

I can deal with the Dodgers winning again but absolutely could not have dealt with a division rival winning it. I am way too much of a hater to ever be sad that a division rival shit themselves and lost a world series 😌

daaaaa Blue Jays lose

peak baseball is indistinguishable from the feeling of hitting your head against a cement wall

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING LET'S DO ANOTHER 162 GAMES HOLY SHIT LETS DO THIS FOREVER I HAVE GAZED INTO THE UNIVERSE AND NOTHING BUT BASEBALL WAS LOOKING BACK

Turning on the final inning of the World Series even though I hate both teams

It’s a wash either way. I’m choosing to focus on the fleeting impermanence of whichever team wins and instead hone in on the suffering of my enemies which is generational

HahahahahahHaha

Reminds me of one of my favorite posts

Go NEW YORK CITY ZOHRAN FOR THE PEOPLE!!🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️🗳️

8:30 am and my child has asked for candy

Gaaaaaaame seven baybeee

Had a buncha teens come by for trick or treating, we had practically no one last year so I'm happy 😌

my 1st grader just said "six seven" and when asked said that everyone in her class says it but "no one knows what it means" on an unrelated note, I'm pro-homeschooling now

Saw Curtis Silwa getting off of the Shuttle at Times Square, which oddly enough is the 2nd time I have seen him at that station in a year lol

I went to bed at 10 and these fuckers just suffered through 18 innings lmaooo perfect

Kudos to the guy in my fantasy football league who chose the team name explicitly to set up this joke

So the New York Jets have actually won a football game? Is that what I'm hearing?

Marlins Man got Left Behind

congrats to Will Warren for now no longer giving up the most consequential grand slam of this postseason

I hope it goes 7 games and both teams fanbases are miserable til the end

lol I mean hey while I hate both teams at least one does get to lose so that's a positive

2025 World Series

Boooooooring

Boooooooooo