Guys, I think I know what happened to Skeeter...you might not want to sit down for this one.

The new CBS contributors: Gilligan, the skipper too, the millionaire and his wife, the movie star, the professor and Mary Ann.

"I went on Twitter and I saw all these terrible posts" Oh fuck man really? Did you also go to the dump and find a bunch of rotting food? Why are you making it my problem now.

It’s been 10 years of this shit. I get the underlying sentiment but you cannot counter fascist rhetorical framing with linguistic mimicry. You’ll lose! You’ve been losing for a decade!

Total Facebook-Boomer-Liberal victory over this app.

America is the Republican Party, and the Republican Party is America. Democrats are a damage control front that only temporarily assumes control during a crisis.

I can't wait to elect Democrats in response to this dubious military action, then watch them do nothing to the perpetrators they were elected to punish, and then lose their positions 6-8 years down the line to the same perpetrators.

Going to write some social media posts about recent events. This will stop them.

This Upton Sinclair quote never misses “It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it.”

World's most important website/app, ladies and gentleman.

Democrats: *smirking* Hey Republicans, how about you work with us to enact your policy? GOP: fuck you Democrats: Ho ho! You have fallen for our trap! Now your voters will turn on y- GOP Voters: fuck you *vote for GOP anyway* Democrats: I can't believe the Left would do this...

Your mom works here

Important to remember that The Atlantic and similar elite publications are essentially make work programs for legacy Ivy admits that are still too dumb to take over their family business of poisoning wells in Argentina.

I know it's been said before but no matter how rational I want to be, in my heart I still do believe killing mr peanut and bringing him back as a baby unlocked some kind of wretched demonic seal on human society

Bskyers try not to fall for obvious RW trolls challenge (impossible)

Remember when they had Mark Cuban featured daily if you used this app when logged off when it was obvious he was only here to shill crypto and other rich people slop?

Will Stancil has fed at least 10,000 internet trolls. What are YOU doing to combat fascism, huh?

What these people tend to forget is that the people pushing AI are among the most wealthy and powerful people in the world, and what they want, they get. It's the same reason we have cars and parking lots everywhere instead of more rational public transportation.

Good reminder for me to finish Control. I only got up to when you get to float.

Congratulations you fucking morons

As Trump drags us into an Iraq-style war in Venezuela, 312 members of the House — including 115 Democrats — just voted to authorize over $900 billion in military spending.

Only way Dems win in 2028 is if they run a non-establishment, outsider celebrity candidate, which they'll never do because of the "norms" religion they all zealously follow, so you might as well prepare for GOP presidents for the rest of your life.

Ugh, I'm getting sucked into the ragebait vortex again. Need to adjust my feed and followers. Promised myself I wouldn't get addicted to rage here.

Republicans: *literally kills people under dubious pretenses* Democrats: "Drumpf is a TACO! He's a short-fingered vulgarian! Did you see the South Park episode about Pete Hagseth???? I'm a Democrat! I'm stopping this!"

Cocaine confirmed yet again to be a rich-person drug.

The latter take is still inaccurate. Fascism is like mold in your floorboards. The damage is irreversible. It cannot be fixed; it can only be thrown out and rebuilt.

me, on the internet in 2012: this is the funniest thing i've ever seen. the effect of seeing this will send ripples through my life, my identity, and my relationships. me, on the internet in 2025: this pharrell x pringles x fortnite ad collab was sponsored by the idf.

It's a shame watching these ostensibly left-wing accounts make the same liberal airhead takes that are counter-productive and only result in falling into right-wing pit traps laid out for them.

Twitter, as well as Reddit, Instagram, etc. have been obviously farmed for over a decade now. Only people who think the discourse is completely real there are the dumbest and most credulous people alive (MSM journalists).

I'm enshittified! I enshittified myself, Morty! What do you think about that? I'm Enshitiffied Rick!

This is going to be every Sunday Mass after Vatican III commences.

Plot twist: Zohran runs for POTUS in '28 or '32...on the Republican ticket.

Trump immediately after meeting with Zohran Mamdani:

Uh-oh Spaghetti-O's

Lots of valid concerns about any possible WB sale, but my main concern is that this Chuck Jones cartoon might go back in the vault.

in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority

Wow, the elites in power are what people have said the elites in power are for decades. Who would have guessed?

The reason people think the Democratic Party doesn't actually stand for anything is because it doesn't.

Please stop voting for Democrats.

RIP Dick Cheney sorry you couldn't endorse another failed Democratic POTUS candidate before you left this world.

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