who’s up gaslighting their cat into eating food

i keep having weird nostalgic dreams about being a cashier at [grocery store redacted], which is possibly the most concerning indicator for where my mental health is at these days. esp the last one, it was set during the holidays.

"Mulder, nobody can drink that much diet soda" "Oh yeah? [tossing case of diet soda on the desk] Ever hear of the knife alien"

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"Lola" is harvesting apples in Washington State. "We need to buy our own scissors and bag to do the job. The scissors cost $35 and the bag costs $90. Right now it's peak season and the trees are full of apples. If we work fast we can make around $140 in 8 hours. " #WeFeedYou

"My family might be able to enjoy three meals a day, but what would become of my self-respect? At the end of the day, I want to feel good about the marketing professional I see staring back at me in the mirror."

It's not that the Simpsons can predict the future, it's that the worst people in power have always been cartoonishly evil and predictable

i appreciate a website that, in the year 2025, does not make me use a goddamn app in order to book an appointment. apps are a plague.

Imagine the wonder of a bit of media you do not need to create an account to enjoy.

sometimes i google something and remember what it is as soon as i hit the enter key. :')

i want to read but the book is heavy and my arms are tired this is why it’s important to be reading seven digital books at a time

yeah, Jerry wins

Jerry had the perfect life and i want that for all of us (ur version of perfect may vary)

vaccine update: ow my hips(?) immune system, thank you for your service but cut that shit out

When Mystique disguises herself as her adopted daughter, she's a Roguelike.

It still matters if things are real

Danny DeVito's balls were attacked by a monkey during the filming of Batman Returns. He survived unscathed only by the grace of the padding on his fat suit. I am pretty anti-fatsuits as a rule, but I'll make an exception for the one that saved Danny DeVito's balls.

you fit into me like a hook into an eye a fish hook an open eye - Margaret Atwood

… and he SERVED ✨

Let's be very clear that one of the major effects of the CDC no longer recommending various vaccinations is that it becomes much harder for folks who still want to be—or want their children to be—vaccinated to get their insurance providers to cover those vaccinations.

bugs bunny was literally the first guy in drag i ever saw but ok

somehow it’s LaLaLand?

I just voted for you 18 times in a row and may vote for you several more times before the night is out

Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable

i can buy sparkling water tomorrow!!

IT LIVES

*watching Stranger Things S1* ooo, that’s a nice crocheted pillow

“ow, i keep forgetting and moving my arm.” “what’s wrong with your arm?” “i got vaccinated.” “well stop moving your arm. … or stop getting vaccinated.”

man who is mad that a woman refuses to agree with him: “why r u acting in bad faith?!?!?!” me: ur mom is bad faith (this joke is funny if you know what replies i’ve been reading, trust me.)

oh fuck, not the Monroe Doctrine.

3 days, and now i can go get groceries (if i don’t nap first. it’s my vacation, i do what i want.)

doctor: “do you wanna get the flu and COVID vaccines today?” me: “yeah, juice me up.” me: “wait i probably shouldn’t say that to a doctor.”

i couldn’t decide if i should reread Gideon the Ninth and Harrow the Ninth before trying to restart Nona the Ninth, but fortunately, there’s a robust fan wiki that’s much shorter and easier to read at 2:30 am. i love these lesbian books 😌

Our friend has court coming up @ 3:15pm Monday, 12/15/2025 at Skamania County County Courthouse 240 Vancouver Ave Stevenson, WA 98648 for this incident. She was targeted for arrest not because of nudity(which is legal in WA state) but because she is a strong trans voice. Show up 2 support 🏳️‍⚧️❤️↙️↙️↙️❤️🏳️‍⚧️

For day 4 #ArtAdventCalendar evening Bolt From The Blue 26×34 66×86cm Oil on canvas 2023

Look, people, there is no evidence that Senator Tom Cotton was caught pleasuring himself while watching the video of those survivors clinging to a portion of a wrecked boat until they were murdered by a second missile. There's just no truth to that at all. Stop saying it.

Star Trek: Inside Decks

just looked up to see trent reznor menacing david bowie

ABC News and MS NOW reports that a Virginia grand jury has refused to re-indict Letitia James on mortgage fraud charges

bar is playing Heathers. “wait, is that Emily Gilmore? *googles* oh shit it’s Gran Halliwell!”

@pseudochamp.bsky.social just sent me this and it's incredible and also I hate him

feeling uncertain about the quality of a healthcare provider’s opinion if they think someone who’s on testosterone therapy, has had a bilateral mastectomy, and a full beard uses “she/her” pronouns. even if u think gender is only 2, that’s a wild guess.

“Looking directly into another person’s eyes while being physically intimate is a sick and unholy act,” said Utah Gov. Spencer Cox

trans procrastinatist

Younger people who didn't witness it cannot fathom the hype around the Segway. Every news station agreed it would revolutionize the entire social fabric of the Earth. That all future humans would divide history between the savage days of the past, and the soon to be new era of zoom zoom scoot scoot.

"The video game equivalent to the Hays Code is here, but no one knows what's actually in it."

My Spotify wrapped just has your mom's name at the top

Abuse and sexual violence doesn’t require deception at all. It happens right out in the open, and people tolerate it, because it’s a demonstration of power

Sell the drugs from the flipped boat to whom, Tom?