Henry Johnson
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Language, Biology, Pokémon, and Vibes
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Better Things Are Possible
6 months ago
Too bad that our legal and institutional safeguards only work to prevent good policies. It would be cool if they also stopped the evil stuff
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Santiago Mayer
7 months ago
I do need the record to reflect that no one in DC wants this. No one in DC has asked for this. I live in DC. I work in DC. I go out in DC. I feel safe, I don’t feel threatened by crime. I will feel threatened by Trump’s troops.
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lauren
8 months ago
i don't really ascribe to the "touch grass" theory of mental health but offer instead a similar "big lizard" model where a trip to the zoo to see a big iguana or gila monster from a few feet away really does wonders
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lauren
8 months ago
nation rejoices as "freak pervert sex pests out of politics" finally polls at 44%
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derek guy
8 months ago
all i want is to one day own a modest sized home in a walkable neighborhood and raise money for shelter animals. wear an outfit i like, walk to the grocery store, buy some nectarines, feed cats, and live in peace. just don't understand why achieving this is so hard
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Stone Cold Jane Austen
8 months ago
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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kyle tear down that highway lucas 🏳️🌈
8 months ago
How do we electrify/decarbonize our transit systems? They used to be 100% electric. We don’t need to wait for battery tech or hydrogen to “catch up.” We did this a century ago. Wires. It’s time for both the transit and environmental communities to collectively pull their heads out of their asses.
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lauren
9 months ago
there should be one new video game console, it should only be updated once every 10 years, it should play all the games, and it should have cigarette style warning all over it about the perils of the Gamer lifestyle
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lauren
9 months ago
lord i do not often pray for you to deliver wet bulb temperatures and/or flash floods to my home in the district of columbia, but
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Leah Greenberg ❌👑
9 months ago
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The Onion
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onion person
10 months ago
homophobic pope is back. hopefully this deters youth from becoming devoutly religious
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Norm Charlatan
10 months ago
Getting a text alert saying the National Weather Service has issued a tornado warning and just being happy knowing the National Weather Service still exists.
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Merriam-Webster
10 months ago
*crab-walked
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CNN
10 months ago
A flight carrying a group of 59 White South Africans granted refugee status in the US by the Trump administration arrived at Washington Dulles airport on Monday, a State Department official said.
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White South Africans granted refugee status by Trump administration arrive in US | CNN Politics
A flight carrying a group of 59 White South Africans granted refugee status in the United States by the Trump administration arrived at Washington Dulles airport in Virginia on Monday, a State Departm...
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/12/politics/white-south-africans-refugee-status-arrive-us?utm_medium=social&utm_source=blueskyCNN&utm_content=2025-05-12T18%3A46%3A08
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Headline idea: Manic? This aging twink just spent $200+ on “storage solutions”
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The Onion
10 months ago
Tips For Planning A Mother’s Day Brunch
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Kevin M. Kruse
10 months ago
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The Onion
10 months ago
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
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amy brown
10 months ago
i actually think it's disgusting that slack automatically changes :) to 🙂. they do NOT communicate the same meaning! you're embarrassing me!!
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Imagine if art could be about anything other than profits again
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southpaw
11 months ago
With these posts, they’ve made it essentially inarguable that they’re deliberately defying the Supreme Court.
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I am dead convinced that a lot of my problems wouldn’t exist if I had had access to mirrors with good lighting growing up 🥴
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Acyn
11 months ago
AOC: When he talks about rapists and criminals, he should look in the mirror
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NY Times Pitchbot
11 months ago
Privately, sources close to Jared and Ivanka say they oppose kidnapping Americans and sending them to die in El Salvador torture prisons.
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onion person
11 months ago
important context about the concentration camps in el salvador:
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The New York Times
11 months ago
Adolf Hitler's “Mein Kampf” is still on U.S. Naval Academy shelves. “I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings” and “Memorializing the Holocaust” are not. An order by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s office led to a purge of books that are critical of racism — but preserved volumes defending white power.
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Who’s In and Who’s Out at the Naval Academy’s Library?
An order by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s office resulted in a purge of books critical of racism but preserved volumes defending white power.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/11/us/politics/naval-academy-banned-books.html?smtyp=cur&smid=bsky-nytimes
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Bits
11 months ago
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MeidasTouch
11 months ago
Absolutely brutal
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As others in the replies & quotes have said — duh!!
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MaryMM
11 months ago
Open your eyes and take electric bikes seriously. Please. Write about them. Interview users about their utter joyfulness. See how much they haul. Do the climate math. Do the public infrastructure math. Do the family finance math. Design roads for them. Design communities for them.
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dave
11 months ago
Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me
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leon
11 months ago
my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20
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Aaron Rupar
11 months ago
Booker: "I confess that I have been imperfect. I confess that I've been inadequate to the moment. I've confess that the Democratic Party has made terrible mistakes that gave a lane to this demagogue. I confess we all must look in the mirror and say 'we will do better.'"
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lauren
11 months ago
how to punish brain for hallucinating Teams call jingle
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Jerry Chen
11 months ago
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Dan O’Sullivan
11 months ago
Measles
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Tariffs + degradation of US Ecosystems = 💀
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Jake_Vig
11 months ago
Not being allowed to hand water to people in line to vote no matter who they are voting for, while being allowed to hand people million dollar checks to get their vote, is the most American thing ever.
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Devastated to discover that the ideal recipe for a productive day still includes 3.75 large, highly caffeinated beverages
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Adam Ellis
11 months ago
🙂
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The New York Times
11 months ago
The Senate voted Thursday to strike down a rule capping most bank overdraft fees at $5, a measure adopted late last year by the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau that had been expected to save Americans billions of dollars per year.
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Senate Overturns Rule Limiting Bank Overdraft Fees to $5
Lawmakers voted to invalidate a rule adopted last year by the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. It now moves to the House.
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/03/27/us/politics/overdraft-fees-limit-cfpb.html?smtyp=cur&smid=bsky-nytimes
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JP
11 months ago
thankfully, "Grok, welcome to the resistance" is the sequence of words that summons the meteor
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Mark Jacob
11 months ago
In 1862, a Union soldier found cigars wrapped in a piece of paper in a field of clover. The paper was a copy of Confederate Gen. Lee's invasion orders. The Southern sloppiness helped the Union stop Lee at Antietam. It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.
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HOW does she have this job?? I am shocked and embarrassed by everything she says or types!!!!
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warrior cop
11 months ago
Sorry texting a little too fast! 😅 Yeah so we saw a target go in his girlfriend’s building and just collapsed the whole thing down on everyone inside! Oh nice! ❤️✝️👍
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