I can't explain it, but those cars with matte paint jobs make my brain itchhhh. Like nails on a chalkboard, but for my eyes 😖

This is Wiley. He has never seen snow before and wants to make sure he gets a real good look at it. For science. 12/10 (IG: smileywileydog)

One more thing in a bugs the shit out of me, you don’t have to take the president‘s phone calls, you don’t have to take anyone’s phone calls, you’re an American, you don’t have to call anyone by a title, no one died in a war for that

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

Benito is fuckin killing it

Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny

Last year I met a joint email address couple in the wild.

And 50¢ wing Wednesdays

exactly, I will never allow Little Caesars slander. it is the pizza of my childhood (alongside those free reading-incentive personal pan pizzas from pizza hut) but you know what else? LC does not get enough praise for its recent innovation: Crazy Puffs -- a perfect cross between cheap & delicious

Little Caesers is the best of that class of pizza for less money, I’ll fuck with little Caesar’s every time

Time for the Winter 2026 Playlist! Hope you've had a lovely start to the year so far. ❄️ ☃️ 🫖 ❄️

Our lord and savior Beyoncé Giselle Knowles didn’t suffer blood upon the cross for you to turn the other cheek

SAN ANTONIO (AP) — Judge orders US to release father and 5-year-old taken into custody during Minnesota immigration crackdown.

We gotta have a performance review for the Grim Reaper or something. This is getting ridiculous.

Also, people in spin class LIE. How are they increasing resistance & still pedaling like that? Making me all feel bad about myself. I’ll stick with yoga. It’s for honest people & you get a little nap at the end.

The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.” That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.

Hey, this Bovino thing is a pathetic attempt to make all these horrors the fault of one guy, and it would be a serious, serious crisis if people fell for it. ICE needs to be abolished, bc this - terror, murder - are what it exists for. Nothing else. This is just an attempt to mollify us. Stay angry

HAPPENING NOW: A massive crowd is gathered in freezing temperatures outside ICE headquarters in DC to demand ICE OUT OF ALL COMMUNITIES NOW.

The newest video shows very clearly that they attacked him for coming to an aid of a woman that the agents pushed, and then executed him while he was immobilized. Everything the government has said, like with Good, has been a complete lie.

the strawberry boys, for your nerves.

I have been actively involved in protest movements for 24 years. I have never seen anything approaching this scale. Minneapolis is not accepting what's happening here. ICE fucking murdered a woman for participating in this, and all that did is bring out more people, from more walks of life.

I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally

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ICE has kidnapped so many people from their cars that the city had to put out this statement. Let that sink in.

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — US judge rules federal officers in Minneapolis-area immigration operation can’t detain or tear gas peaceful protesters.

I’m talmbout full of program

In summary: How I will be acting in my 60s

Here it is if you also need a giggle.

friendly reminder The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone. which they will be

journalists never take the cops at their word 2026 challenge

holy. fucking. shit.

Show me a journalist who wastes time whining about the performance of “unbiased coverage” and policing the work of non-white reporters and I’ll show you a journalist who doesn’t deserve to keep their staff job.

Is your dumb ass really asking why someone would try to drive away from a platoon of masked, Full Metal Jacket lookin' wockaflockas, stompin' into neighborhoods, breaking down doors and windows, draggin' men, women and children away with "absolute immunity"?

The “ick” is real and permanent

#GoDawgs I am so *heated* about the outcome of this game lmao... Smart, Bobo -- come here and explain yourselves, quickly: how do you let a first year HC beat you in a playoff game??? you're not embarrassed??? be embarrassed.

ugh that feeling that I might be forgetting something makes my brain itchhhh

This is so real. Thinking of it as a regrouping year — next year may all the flowers bloom

THANK GOD!!! It was truly one battle after another For the entire year

all of these resolutions are so wholesome and cute 😍

Steve was my friend he went “on” several years ago Every year he sent me money for school and made sure i finished “what your daddy started”

I have my coffee

I’m glad Will Stancil said this because it brought out 1000 people to argue against him, strenuously advocating for more action from candidates like Kat is doing. Helping someone is worth doing BECAUSE it helps someone.

as a voter, you know what I *hate* to see? All the shit they normally spend campaign 💲 on: TV ads. Those tacky signs on the side of the road. I also hate getting paper ads in the mail from candidates. Those unsolicited mail ads should be considered harassment. You know what I ♥️? Mutual aid hubs.

The Professor, our foster dog, is up for adoption but has had zero applications. And I get it, people are busy, but he’s wonderful. Not a sleep in your lap dog but the king of sleep next to you dogs. Just a nice little 4 month old gentleman. With a PhD. new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...

Hi… you have no obligation to stay around people that make you feel bad

Merry Christmas with the yule logs and the chestnuts roasting on open fires and the reindeer games and whatnot and so forth and so on!

when I was a little kid, I loved that "Stink, Stank, Stunk" line such a perfect insult and nobody could be mad at me for using it because they weren't curse words