Y’all really running up that reparations tab this month. Next February we’re gonna have to talk about how we overcame this February.

ASMR role play gaslighting you in a trench coat/relaxing sounds to sleep to

Tyra putting on that youth pastor sincerity whisper was taking me OUT! She was doing gaslighting ASMR.

I don’t like to give the Bible too much, but “Thou preparest a table before for me in the presence of mine enemies” is such a cunty thing to say in a prayer. Dear God, thank you for making these bitches watch me EAT!

I got a new piercing, and now I’m mentally well!

It is kind of astounding to see how many people commit crimes by typing in the email subject line “Crimes” and then in the body of the email, “I love crime! Let’s do more!”

I am Benito’s WIFE! You will address me as Mrs. Bunny!

One of the most helpful things you can do as an ally during Black History Month is not get on my nerves ✊✊✊

We gotta have a performance review for the Grim Reaper or something. This is getting ridiculous.

Forgot to show y’all my owl impression

Happy MLK Day!

Y’all hating but I think “nclecta” perfectly captures Cam Newton’s Gotham City First Baptist Deacon Board aesthetic.

Remembering today that having your heart broken is a necessary step on the path to becoming fully human. Whichever heartbreak is your first, it’s probably critical that a state break your heart so that you can develop a political imagination. If this is your first, I’m sorry and also welcome.

This political moment where conservative institutions are pushing nonwhite people out of public life and their jobs is providing A LOT of cover for the supposedly liberal institutions doing the exact same thing.

I promise to bring it back!

I’m not religious and I haven’t been to church in years, but whenever I’m going through it, my playlist gets real sanctified. I’ve listened to so much gospel this year, my Spotify wrapped is gonna call me a praying grandmother.

There’s not a single program on television more entertaining than Lushious Massacr shopping at an outlet mall

Bought that expensive Law Roach salmon only for my cats to eat it before I got the chance

Best candy on the market

It’s pretty obvious that Bari Weiss thinks the news is just putting on that voice

My gut says that this will go down with the National Geographic “the mixed races person of the future” cover as a regrettable artifact of limited imaginations.

Hi! I’m Hilary Duff and you’re watching DisneyPrimeFlixMcAIChatbot!

ProPublica spoke to about 150 people who had lived in homeless encampments when cities cleared them out in “sweeps.” We distributed notecards so people could tell us about the toll in their own words. ➡️ This is what they wrote: https://propub.li/3MTlm33

Favor ain’t fair

The Diddy doc has me reflecting on how many men we attribute artistic “genius” to when in reality they have only built a creative extraction process akin to sharecropping.

And if I said I wanted to play Saucy Santana in the biopic about his life, what then?

Now why does the barista look like he’s on the hockey team too?

That Sean Cody hockey show is delightful

My audition to play a bitchy baristx

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Me for a few weeks after my college study abroad

This week’s main story is about Paramount’s decision to name Bari Weiss Editor-in-Chief of CBS News, the future of U.S. journalism, and why we think she shouldn’t describe her endeavors as “punk.” Bari, look at us: You are not punk. Joe Strummer would’ve hated your fancy Substack, Bari!

A WGN-TV video editor and producer was roughly detained by two Border Patrol agents on Friday morning during a highly visible rush hour enforcement action in Lincoln Square.

Those AI pics and videos don’t make y’all spirits itch?

I’ve said it before, any judge who so comfortably and clearly shows their prejudice should immediately be barred from their jobs, but we don’t live in a world that makes sense. We live in a world where white people get to deem racism as a simple inconvenience and be the sole arbiter of its weight.

We’re back tonight at 11pm on HBO Max/11:10pm on HBO! After an eventful few weeks away. And if the FCC is reading this, we just want to say: tonight’s episode is about…how cute your outfit is! And every episode after that, too, cause you’ll just keep wearing outfits! And we love that about you.

Joy Reid. Karen Attiah. Gene Robinson. Jonathan Capehart. There are lots of others. Circumstances differ. But really sad to see new organizations not keeping super-talented Black staffers. The news industry spent decades talking about diversity, improved some from 2014-2020 and is now going back.

They aren’t calls for civility. They’re demands for forgiveness. Because if Black people can “forgive” the most virulent racists, then there’s certainly hope for your racist loved ones or even you. Grief is an extension of love. It’s why hate coalitions don’t know how to do it alone.

I love every episode of You Are Good, but one that I return to again and again is Moonlight with @ryankenacts.bsky.social. I figure I might as well print out two meaningful quotes, so I can stare at them all the time. 💚

Just a casual conversation between spouses on reality television

It’s wild that we refuse to acknowledge that almost everyone in the Trump regime has been hired on the basis of their race and/or gender and that’s also the reason the quality of their “work” hasn’t gotten them fired

***SINNERS SPOILERS*** POV: You ran into a vampire you used to know

From Reuters, July 2024

“You put your foot in that!”

Of all the violently eugenic things RFK has said, claiming that autistic people will never write a poem is one of the most ridiculous! Poetry!? You mean one of the preferred modes of expression for people misunderstood by society? Baby, you can’t spell poeticism without tism!

Interesting how the party who spent years telling everyone that learning American history is “too woke” is citing the most obscure 19th century laws to justify its actions.

I’m finally watching Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and it’s truly incredible how this show manages to be every genre of TV simultaneously. I’m on season 2 and now it’s true crime!