Every episode of Hot Ones is Sean Evans talking somebody through it. I always saw the vision.

I saw my first rugby game, and it was the hottest thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Can’t believe rugby is a thing you’re allowed to do in public outside of the sanctity of marriage.

This week on CAPTivated, we sat down with 4-time Emmy winner and viral creator @ryankenacts.bsky.social to talk digital blackface, AI, and why the scariest thing about new technology is that it keeps doing very old things. 🎧https://captivated.buzzsprout.com/2569769/follow

thank you bell hooks

Me?! American? No, no, no! I’m from…the Independent Republic of Sense. My people, People With Sense, are persecuted in America. But there are many similarities between our accents, so I understand the confusion.

Every image from Artemis makes the idea of war feel even more ridiculous

I am SCREAMING because I can hear his blown out vocal folds goin “YOOOOOOOUUUUUU AAAAAAARRRRRRRRREEEEEEE THE SOOOOOOOUUUURCE UH MAH SKRENFF!!!”

Were y’all expecting Trick Daddy to sing Total Praise?

Me too, girl

I feel like Bluesky isn’t for the shenanigans. The vibe is very “teacher, you forgot to give us homework.”

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This Timothée Chalamet controversy serves as a reminder that just because someone’s name is French doesn’t mean they’re fancy

Y’all really running up that reparations tab this month. Next February we’re gonna have to talk about how we overcame this February.

ASMR role play gaslighting you in a trench coat/relaxing sounds to sleep to

Tyra putting on that youth pastor sincerity whisper was taking me OUT! She was doing gaslighting ASMR.

I don’t like to give the Bible too much, but “Thou preparest a table before for me in the presence of mine enemies” is such a cunty thing to say in a prayer. Dear God, thank you for making these bitches watch me EAT!

I got a new piercing, and now I’m mentally well!

It is kind of astounding to see how many people commit crimes by typing in the email subject line “Crimes” and then in the body of the email, “I love crime! Let’s do more!”

I am Benito’s WIFE! You will address me as Mrs. Bunny!

One of the most helpful things you can do as an ally during Black History Month is not get on my nerves ✊✊✊

We gotta have a performance review for the Grim Reaper or something. This is getting ridiculous.

Forgot to show y’all my owl impression

Happy MLK Day!

Y’all hating but I think “nclecta” perfectly captures Cam Newton’s Gotham City First Baptist Deacon Board aesthetic.

Remembering today that having your heart broken is a necessary step on the path to becoming fully human. Whichever heartbreak is your first, it’s probably critical that a state break your heart so that you can develop a political imagination. If this is your first, I’m sorry and also welcome.

This political moment where conservative institutions are pushing nonwhite people out of public life and their jobs is providing A LOT of cover for the supposedly liberal institutions doing the exact same thing.

I promise to bring it back!

I’m not religious and I haven’t been to church in years, but whenever I’m going through it, my playlist gets real sanctified. I’ve listened to so much gospel this year, my Spotify wrapped is gonna call me a praying grandmother.

There’s not a single program on television more entertaining than Lushious Massacr shopping at an outlet mall

Bought that expensive Law Roach salmon only for my cats to eat it before I got the chance

Best candy on the market

It’s pretty obvious that Bari Weiss thinks the news is just putting on that voice

My gut says that this will go down with the National Geographic “the mixed races person of the future” cover as a regrettable artifact of limited imaginations.

Hi! I’m Hilary Duff and you’re watching DisneyPrimeFlixMcAIChatbot!

ProPublica spoke to about 150 people who had lived in homeless encampments when cities cleared them out in “sweeps.” We distributed notecards so people could tell us about the toll in their own words. ➡️ This is what they wrote: https://propub.li/3MTlm33

Favor ain’t fair

The Diddy doc has me reflecting on how many men we attribute artistic “genius” to when in reality they have only built a creative extraction process akin to sharecropping.

And if I said I wanted to play Saucy Santana in the biopic about his life, what then?

Now why does the barista look like he’s on the hockey team too?

That Sean Cody hockey show is delightful

My audition to play a bitchy baristx

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Me for a few weeks after my college study abroad

This week’s main story is about Paramount’s decision to name Bari Weiss Editor-in-Chief of CBS News, the future of U.S. journalism, and why we think she shouldn’t describe her endeavors as “punk.” Bari, look at us: You are not punk. Joe Strummer would’ve hated your fancy Substack, Bari!

A WGN-TV video editor and producer was roughly detained by two Border Patrol agents on Friday morning during a highly visible rush hour enforcement action in Lincoln Square.

Those AI pics and videos don’t make y’all spirits itch?

I’ve said it before, any judge who so comfortably and clearly shows their prejudice should immediately be barred from their jobs, but we don’t live in a world that makes sense. We live in a world where white people get to deem racism as a simple inconvenience and be the sole arbiter of its weight.