Throw a luh Lawry’s on that thang

I been cooking for at least 4 people since I was 12. I just do it on the fly most days but I also have a literal dozen back pocket meals that I can make basically in my sleep from cooking 4-6 days a week for the last 30+ years. Experience and practice FTW

Almost everyone with a high level of racial resentment tended to vote for Trump in the 2024 election, regardless of educational attainment. Conversely, those with a low racial resentment score tended to support Harris, whether they had a college degree or not.

MERRY CRISIS

Real shit, tho, Jesus could prolly rock a jersey dress. North Carolina with the matching kicks? From Savior to SLAYVIOR 💅🏾 💃🏾

Sho you right - but I always end up saying “here, damn; here’s y’all lil piece of my life, now gimme that lil piece of money you said it was worth.” Le sigh.

Speak on it - that “don’t complain, somebody got it worse” shit has always chapped my ass. If my feet hurt MY FEET HURT and Imma say so. Don’t give me no shit about amputees and MFs in wheelchairs cuz Imma clap back with “well that’s them, I’m talmbout MY SHIT” and feel great about my decision. 🤷🏾‍♂️

Have reunited only 4 of the 38 I.C.E. kidnap families I’ve taken on when the raids first began, months ago. Venmo: @JohnathanPerk CashApp: $JohnathanPerk Any and all assistance is greatly appreciated. This isn’t easy.

If your big tent is large enough to accommodate Nazis, then it’s a Nazi tent.

(to the tune of the verse on “Genie In A Bottle”)

Truly the gift that keeps giving… I was sittin here thinkin “Mama prolly bumpin her Christina music today;” now I’m imagining La Aguilera herself doing gospel remixes of her songs: 🎶 If you repent then that’s alright Confess your sins and be baptized Waiting for someone To rebuke me 🎶 😭

I’m hearing through the grapevine that “Bubba” may actually have been a HORSE??? The jailbird lady apparently had a horse named Bubba. Now I can’t confirm any of this - but don’t let that stop you from repeating it.

The hardcore evangelical Christinas* are a menace and must be stopped *shoutout to @nakimushiart.bsky.social

I mean, Ms. Mahalia did say “didn’t it rain, children?” 🤷🏾‍♂️

not every ancestor is your friend!

Baby… world history put me on a COURSE too late to turn back now… we hate Nazis That 💩 in my veins!!!!

I’m sorry but this is funny TO ME

When I saw photos of Ted Bundy I said “this look like the kinda MF that would do this shit, how did they not know?”

The extra shitty “MH advocates” pull this one a lot. “You’re not healed/ not doing therapy right” if you don’t respond with continual love and forbearance to continual deliberate attempts at boundary crossings, invalidation at harm!!!!!!” and yes people at some point get to be ANGRY at you

The way White people have ignored that lady’s very firm no, and EVEN NOW they’re putting words in her mouth

AND IT NEEDS TO BE STUDIED! My God - lot of em be throwin them kids out the damn door. Like, the pandemic showed me the depth of the contempt this nation has for children but it still leaves my flabber fully gasted

I said when his ass first appeared on the scene that I didn’t trust Pete LemonPledge (SharperEdge? whatever)

“Hol’ up, yo breath smell like my breath, somethin’s a little…” 👀

Suddenly all the times Melania has been filmed/photographed dodging his kisses have become exponentially funnier. She musta got that anonymous email 😂

Watch - they gon have to formally address the question of whether 45/47 gave 42 the oosh gosh mish mosh, yep I’m talmbout the oosh goosh MUAF

Just hoein for the plot - but so many men are 🤷🏾‍♂️

That blonde that used to be on FOX has a 14 year old daughter and she talmbout 15 years old is “barely legal” MA’AM. If we needed confirmation we now have it: you are a danger to that child and any other.

They said the Russian man has photos of WHAT?!?! Is this what he really meant by the One Big Beautiful Bill???

“This isn’t the America I know!” Black people:

Fox Theatre, Atlanta, August 1999. Even though she was not in her best voice she could still do things that made your spine tingle. The phrasing was still immaculate then

Imma be honest, give me Jodeci and New Edition and the other two can hold hands so they can jump in the trash together 🤷🏾‍♂️

I have never seen such a CLEAN outmaneuvering on TV. Normally you have to be in the room to catch one Huite Leddy out-Missy-Ann-ing another like this. A masterclass, really.

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Never forget Whaleplosion, 55 years ago today.

He can play the sax for the other inmates 🤷🏾‍♂️

They told Tory Lanez to sit down and shut up, he not gettin no new trial and he stayin his Black Maple Leaf ass in that cell. Praise the Lord, saints of God.

*purses lips and stares POINTEDLY at the MFs who told us to stop pushing her on this issue*

I love this for her.

Ahem. (Read the whole thread)

8 🫠🫠🫠 And the years were 21-29. 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

Just saw the clip where Pres Obama greeted and thanked an honor flight of veterans and baybeh, these little old White men were GEEKED to see him. Expressions like little boys at Disneyland, doin that hard ass handshake….

Watching the media try to save that transphobe’s biopic that Sydney Sweeney took to the bottom of the ocean is funny to me

The jeans lady got her people tryna Astroturf the flop I am cackling

This man’s eyes had a falling out in 1982 and never made up

Now see here

A word

Hey folks, as news of Watson's demise spreads, please don't set aside his weighty legacy of misogyny and racism. He was truly among the worst of us. www.vox.com/2019/1/15/18...