The Universe jingled my fuckin Xmas bells long ago, at 28. 2 days in jail gave me some time to say, “nigga is THIS what we doin” and decide NAW…. God keep slappin some MFs upside the head and these SEIKO-watch-face-asses JUST KEEP STUMBLING IN THE SAME DIRECTION 😩

Oh THIS is shorty with the itchy trigger finger? Nah. Whatever this is, there needs to be a plan of care in place cuz you can watch this with NO SOUND and STILL go “… nope. Something is off.”

The bill on the machismo came due. Aging gracefully as an artist comes when an artist integrates growth/progression from life experiences into their craft. These men partake in a masculinity that encourages them to learn nothing; sooner or later the School of Life sits class clowns in the corner.

12.5 years and counting

Which confirms what we all knew anyway: these knuckleheads find regular degular US Sisters extremely attractive, they just don’t want to meet the minimum standards most Sisters hold them to

And then Harvey called the cops from the next floor of the parking garage

Age 9, discovered what I was reading was a translation of a translation. In tracing back to source languages I discovered words often had notably different meanings than what I’d been told the text “said” (aka translators make choices and those choices MATTER) When I spoke up about it? “Pray more.”

Lowkey Shang was kinda like, “oh it’s… you mean this ain’t…? *sigh* No, no, it’s fine, I mean, naw I’m fine…”

Shut up. The plight of Black ppl has been ignored & diminished for centuries! We don't owe anybody our sympathy! We give it cuz we empathize, and we lniw 1st hand how ruthless, brutal, & callous white supremacy can be. The clears have tormented everyone forever! They don't deserve joy!

Old person here - can confirm that this DID make the list of songs, at least at my institution of higher learning. (Not a QueDawg but was present at any and all step shows cuz I love good steppin)

Irish coffee is delicious

I’m not engaging in no “Kamala’s messaging was off” conversation. Them people were going to choose being white every time no matter who ran.

With very VERY few exceptions, my grandmother, the First Lady of my childhood church, had a full Sunday dinner ready. There was absolutely no McDonald’s on Sunday however - if we did end up eating out it was a sit down restaurant cuz Nana and Granddaddy were small town bougie

Stomachs gon sound like the drum track to Are You That Somebody?

🎶Lord I hear of show’rs of blessing, Thou art scattering full and free, Show’rs the thirsty soul refreshing, Let some drops now fall on me. Even me, Lord, even me… 🎵

The other notable one was a minister of music in the Charismatic/Pentecostal church with two exwives and children from each marriage. That shit went to Hell when I found out he was lyin about the monogamy, had a Manhunt, a Grindr, an Adam4Adam, AND a FetLife, getting set out on “work trips.”

LET’S!!! Cuz it gets real real weird when you a menz4menz. Had a nigga look at me with a straight face and say, “God told me I’m not always gon be gay. I was told at altar prayer He got a wife for me.” DURING the afterglow or whatever, mind you.

Oh that’s a hurt nigga right there.

Anybody else Black having a deep existential angst around how obvious it is that when things happen to us it’s “our culture” but when it happens to everyone else it’s an issue

A country founded on White Supremacy, human trafficking, murder, rape, and treachery is reaffirming its tenets of faith. We spent 200 plus years lying about what this nation really is/what its culture actually consists of. This was only a matter of time.

We been letting these white folks tell us what can and cannot be. “Not electable.” Yall dont tell us what is possible, we SHOW you what is possible. If we listened to these folks we would still be slaves!

they also think we don't talk to our parents, lmaooo. our BLACK PARENTS told us how they ended up being treated once whiteness *conditionally* accepted some folks. our people got stories on top of stories.

The law “hasn’t caught up to it” now annoys me It has , it always had The law focused on Black , Indigenous and incarcerated people The law ACCELERATED it The people now shaken by what’s happening are the ones who keep separating the origins of America and race from the law

I need European ⚪️ people to stop thinking the 12 tribes are real & that you have an oppressed race of people. The mass exodus didn’t happen. Moses is argued to of not been real. YOU WERE NOT SLAVES IN 🇪🇬, that’s historically a lie. The Holocaust was very real & not what I’m talking about.

I know people see this. They’ll literally go, “I was at the March on Washington for y’all, now get behind us slaughtering Palestinians.”

Zionists have a grudge with Black people because they showed a conditional solidarity with us during the Civil Rights movement & they actually think we owe them to support their genocide. You can see that around.

I forgot he did that shit LMAO - also, it’s a remake. The original is from NINETEEN NINETY THREE if you can believe it

This is about WalMart but it whacks Crumbl with the same swing. Masterful.

I know it’s “this food is TRASH” hours, but can I say what I absolutely LOVE? Mango and sticky rice with coconut sauce. Truly a top ten dessert. And when the mango is exceptionally ripe? And the coconut milk for the sauce is F R E S H??? *screams, throws phone and shouts all through the house*

Look, I can be manual or automatic… if he (that’s just what I like) wanna shift them gears, 🤷🏾‍♂️ BABY SHIFT DEM GEARS

Good Night BlueSky #BlackHistory365

One of my HS homegirls was dating this White boy… we was all just sittin around talkin and he just started reciting the recipe, starting with Sudafed at the top of his list of ingredients. I know I stared a hole in the side of her head and she gone act like she couldn’t see me

*walks back and forth through house humming Negro spirituals*

LMAOOOO this was my mama thought process and why I never got to go to the candy lady

It’s very concerning that tech folk feel like they should lead mankind into the future but many if not most of them have the emotional maturity of reactive and poorly trained Chihuahuas

Elite feature.

Sadboi MF: I’ll never find a girl as freaky as me cuz I like to [lists extremely predictable and noncontroversial sexual activities that anyone who has seen porn will yawn at] Me (badly suppressing laughter): Women be doin all that, just not with YOU. 🤣

Somebody need to tell em you can’t cook the books like you do at the church house…. the government want that private citizen money and they mean ALL OF IT

THIS IS IT, WE NEED TO MOVE THIS WAY AND THIS WAY ONLY TILL THE KLEERZ GET ALL THEIR SHIT IN ONE SOCK

That’s why I be gigglin watchin her throw her lil tantrums in these hearings. Miz Ma’am used inmates as slave labor at the mansion when Bill was Governor of Arkansas too. She’s nasty work, literally who they tried to tell us Kamala was

Between the license plate and the message I have some follow up questions

Them videos of her full on tweaking while trying to sing used to have my jaw on the ground

LOL nope the shade would Electric Slide on out somehow, even if I tried to be supportive. “Yes, baby, sing that pitchy song!” “I saw a TikTok of some cows having a nervous breakdown and thought of you… your music so in tune with nature.” “Hitting three notes at once is a skill, honestly.”

I love this song. YES I will absolutely castigate them for the rest of their fucking live. My life is forever altered because of them and I intend never to let them forget it.

Now I’m full as fuck and gotta let it settle before I have cake *burp*

Garlic Herb Air Fryer Chicken Thighs Truffle Mac and Cheese Blistered Broccolini with Black Garlic, Calabrian Chili and Lemon Six Flavor Bundt Cake

Good enough for her. You got what you asked for - the Black lady didn’t win and now the White men you were SURE would not turn on you have told you to shut your face and sit in the corner. Womp womp

YEP! 🤮 And tried to tell me it was wordplay and that as a ghey I didn’t understand hiphop anyway when I said something

My husband is conventionally attractive but I’ve definitely got a soft spot for lil “funny-lookin”* men as long as they have other shit together. *”funny-lookin” is not the same as “strange-lookin” or worse, “weird-lookin” If you funny lookin you ugly-cute or mild to a LIGHT medium ugly.