Gumby screens that feel like Elden Ring @gumbyscreens.bsky.social

Yeah I looked upon Cthulhu's dread visage and I was fine. Big octopus on a man's body. Not exactly "difficult to comprehend." Maybe you guys should go outside more idk

I have to work but I've got the Bombathon going at the bar! @giantbomb.bsky.social

PSA for everyone going to protests

@tolkoto.com Mike! I like your Brisket joke so goddamn much! It reminds me of Norm Macdonald's long joke bullshit! Thank you. ❤️

(Cartoon by cassandracalin.com)

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

wii fit 🌴

Everyone shut up! @fishboneband.bsky.social was on KEXP! youtu.be/6tBeVL0baqk?...

This only happens to you once

I'm being subjected to the loudest Jimmy Buffett and similar era songs from a cover band and I think this might be it for me. This is the big one! I can see the light.

@tolkoto.com I'm ruined!

i just made a cool video

TONY HAWK'S PRO SKATER 2 - PS1 vs. GBA version comparison

OOP'S - dashare.zone ADMIN

#pixelart #artpost

Something about “customer is always right” boomer philosophy turning into thanking angry customers for their “passion” is so freaking funny:

One day, nearly 2000 years ago, a cat dashed across some drying tiles, somewhere near Hadrian's Wall. It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?

Fuck it, Bug Dimmadome

All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes

At least we can all agree that the New York Yankees suck ass

Using this piece by @reallygoodwizard.bsky.social in my introductory lectures for my design students.

Current vibes

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

Every 60 seconds in America, a wild animal is devoured live by RFK Jr.

Oh my.

This is Jack. He shocked everyone with an unhinged scream before he launched into a race… and then won. 14/10 (TT: paigephills)

RoboCop: *about to arrest me* Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning

I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding

Vib.

I definitely noticed this and it looks like dogshit.

Did you know that you can bully Gemini so hard that it crashes?

When mom brings home chicken nuggets

there should be a grilled cheese emoji

greg