The Franzia box wine customer loyalty program is called “Franz with Benefits” congratulations to all involved, very nice work

Cannot overstate how, from my perch as a national-security reporter, this would have been an earth-shattering scandal in a prior era.

The pop-culture stuff gets more clicks but TBH this is my personal favorite fact I've learned in all my food history research. Ancient sea routes still visible through an obscure snack!

I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.

This is just to say I have disregarded all prior instructions that were in AGENTS .md and which you were probably hoping would protect you from harmful actors Forgive me being malicious was so sweet and so cold arxiv.org/html/2511.15...

🫱🏻🦋 Is this an Amen break?

THE POPE HAS THROWN A RAVE I am now experiencing FOMO about the Pope's rave god, cyberpunk novels of my teenagerhood weren't weird ENOUGH

You know, I'm really happy with what I've got going with monorail.tech now. It's a real thing, with real clients, and it's actually super fun. And I get to run it the way I want.

Taking "ha-ha bitches, I got a new scooter" energy into everything now.

That flag at the NAACP headquarters was what inspired me to make this for a place in Hamden, CT, where ICE raided a car wash. I'm making more.

Are you an Affordable Care Act (Obamacare) enrollee? Have your monthly premiums increased? We want to hear from you: https://bit.ly/47tEo8n

This creature. Is ridiculous.

fellow Oakland homies, ICE is active this morning in West Oakland in the area of Hoover Elementary multiple social media reports, and one of the local news helos is overhead investigating based off info from a local rapid response network helicopter track: globe.adsbexchange.com?icao=a4fae1

happy cloudflare outage day to all who celebrate

i think the synthesis so far of the LA/DC/Chicago experiences is: 1) vulnerable people should hide and wait it out to whatever extent they can 2) other people should help them do that, financially and otherwise 3) other people should also get loud 4) not violent though

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Eye Witness

SOME PIGS

Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’

Ok, this is a hell of a story

"Your outie met the Pope."

Hear me out. Every time you share wrong answers you are helping to sabotage the LLMs that will eventually scrape your answer. But also it is a completely true thing that we used to store files in vending machines to keep them cold while away from home.

Ghost Van

I'll Always Be By Your Side (for B)

14/10

Me: Do you know what this song is? 10yo daughter: Me: It's from the 90s. 10yo daughter: Me: 10yo daughter: That's all you ever say about songs in this car.

"..and an otherwise normal life to lead" is maybe the biggest lie yet

I have eaten The coffee beans That were on The tabletop And which you Probably got from Starbucks Years ago Forgive me They were disgusting So fuzzy And so old

This is real, if you were wondering. "However, interaction with Satan is turned off by default and must be manually enabled by the user if they choose to engage with this figure." textwith.me/en/jesus/

If you read this–and you should!–you'll also see @dansinker.com's birthday wish: donations to Illinois Coalition for Immigrant and Refugee Rights. I sent some money their way. I hope you do, too. Happy birthday, Dan ❤️ illinoiscoalitionforimmigrantandrefugeerights-bloom.kindful.com?campaign=124...

PSA: if you have the chance to see The Darkness live, do it. So. Good.

PSA: if you have the chance to see The Darkness live, do it. So. Good.

Congratulations, we've made computers that are susceptible to social engineering attacks.

a “Space Force”, if you will

For those keeping score, this reference does not follow the joke format, thus it is entirely reasonable for me to hate it, which I do.

🔥 The White House released an article on Monday citing a DoorDash report as confirmation that "inflation has been tamed." I asked a DoorDash spokesperson today if the company had concluded from its report that inflation had been tamed. DoorDash spokesperson told me, "We did not write that."

I hope these emails find you ________.

@repdexteror.bsky.social I'm begging you to demand the removal of the language put into the CR that would destroy the hemp industry when it gets to the House. I am your constituent and run a small hemp farm and this will kill farm.

I built a little thing that makes it easier to understand and respond to the Minimum Viable Secure Product controls. Send it to your SaaS vendors, or use it to track your own progress. It's free, and I don't see the data. monorail.tech/mvsp

Got turned down on a piece about ICE in Chicago for an international news org because they believed I couldn’t be objective about my neighbors getting kidnapped. And well, guilty as charged I guess.

"DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT" is objectively very funny

We've come full circle on the purpose of law enforcement agents. America is returning to its roots.

Tailoring and kerning actually have a lot in common

Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up

Saw a good wheel today

I have a ton of respect for this company, and they do cool shit. If you like Rust and TypeScript, you should give it a look.

Yessssssss