> have thing at 6 > prep dinner at like noon because of thing at 6 > put dinner in pressure cooker at like 4:30 because of thing at 6 > pressure cooker takes an hour to finish 15-minute cooking time > despite considerable effort and planning, ultimately fail to make thing at 6

The truth and reconciliation hearings are gonna be lit

Lord I see what you have done for others,

Wait, these are sick

I wonder how Pedro Pascal feels about mathematicians naming a triangle after him 🤔

now where i am from when someone in your office has an accuracy rate of 57.2 percent in editing spreadsheets we call them "fired"

What is the largest number of dry-erase markers you have ever found on your person after leaving the classroom? Mine is at least 2

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

generating memes with which to teach the children

That's not a foul

Have had the pleasure today of writing a letter for a colleague's promotion file and thus getting to spend three pages saying nice things about this great person I know.

*pours water over tea* *takes tea downstairs to computer* *starts doing computer things* pterribledinosaurdrawings.tumblr.com/post/1903302...

Phee rocks.

YELLING

Awarding myself the Gold Star of Funny Typo this morning: "Primarily, my students know that their calculus class will never be boring. This is an important shit in students’ perception of calculus specifically, and of mathematics courses generally."

8x17, Jesus

One day I will not have to stay up until 10:30 giving feedback on student work but that day is not today, nor was it yesterday (I gave quizzes last week)

I'll take "things that people said about Jews in 1938" for $400, Alex

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

that's ... not a slur

Which one of y'all has that really good guide about sketchnotes? I want to send it to a student.

A last-second tie is, honestly, exactly what I would have wished for the cowboys and packers

Gave a question about translating "all dogs go to heaven" into if-then form, and then writing out converse, inverse, contrapositive. For the inverse, most people wrote, like, "if you aren't a dog, then you don't go to heaven", but one person wrote, "if you aren't a dog, then you go to HELL!!!!!" lol

This just in: homophobe takes reins within Mormonism

Guess who has a harpoon now, bitches

COGWORK DANCERS WHAT AN AMAZING FIGHT

*The AI boom = one of the costliest building sprees in world history * Past 3 years' commitments are greater than the cost of building the U.S. interstate highway system * Consumers must spend $800 billion on AI within a few years, to justify investment from 2023-24 www.wsj.com/tech/ai/ai-b...

🎶 I … WANNA BLOCK AND SCROLL ALL NIGHT, AND LOG ON EVERY DAY

How come students from the subcontinent always write their x's like that

lol; lmao, even www.espn.com/soccer/story...

Hey, so, it really is just a nice thing to do to listen to some jazz at night youtu.be/vKNZqM0d-xo?...

GOOD THREAD ALERT

My latest column for the Chronicle of Higher Ed is now live. It's an argument for including AI-critical voices in campus conversations and policymaking workgroups, and I'm proud to get this dissenting piece into the mainstream genAI/higher ed discourse. Please read and share if you're so inclined 🙂

Y'all, I made up these extremely cromulent definitions for my transition-to-proof quiz and after writing out the proof frameworks I am like 71% convinced that they mean something and I could prove it

How do you do, fellow ideologically-motivated shooters

Fun math challenge: Give an algebraic representation of a function that has a vertical asymptote and then a horizontal point of inflection. (My approach: qenj gur qrevingvir, bofreir gung vg ybbxf frpnag-vfu, fuvsg n frpnag shapgvba qbja n ovg, naq vagrtengr: gna(k) + k)

Genuine question: Is it stupid to feel like Jimmy Kimmel -- the sharp white cheddar of late night -- is a tide-turning moment

Oh the Citadel is *huge* huge

I love how everybody else whose face is visible in this picture is audibly going "THIS fucking guy"

Sometimes you just have to make some dreams come true (take your dogs on a special car ride and buy them mcdonald's fries)

This game rocks

Excuse me but what the *fuck* happens on game changer

Think tanks will recommend fleets of interconnected autonomous vehicles instead of going to therapy (funding public transportation)

*hot dog guy gif*

I asked my friend Ned Ludd and he proposed a different solution

Anyway, happy Rosh Hashanah, shana tovah, apples and honey to you and yours, may there be peace in our time at home and abroad 🍎🍯🍉🕊️

I'm pretty sure that a mashup of the chorus from Like A Prayer with the whistle riff from Gimme Gimme Gimme would (a) work and (b) slay

Happy fat bear week to those who celebrate https://explore.org/fat-bear-week