i found the fountain of youth, turns out it was typo: actually the fountain of youths. there's just like infinite 7 year olds coming out of this thing.

the woke banned lead because lead is the nurturing ingredient of our brilliant leaders (lead-leaders, coincedence? not!)

i'm sure all of these will be funny when i wake up in the morning

ducks are agents of the shallow state

bluesky is dying because they can't handle my fire posts

words were invented by John Word, son of Stephen Word inventer of Sword

phoenix wright and red phoenix wright invented the airplane #history

the earth was actually originally flat, the wright brothers made it round in order to make air travel cheaper

i will go weeks without posting and then post 50 times in 3 hours that's just how i roll

proposals for new human rights: internet, a little henchman with a silly name who does your bidding, girlfriend

get rid of lanes, cars were meant to be free

train to bus

#jj-vcs 0.35 is out! github.com/jj-vcs/jj/re...

ayla hours now

literally watching a story where a monk in ancient china is doing the whole witcher monster-hunting schtick. WHERE'S THE SCIENCE, THROWING PISS IS NOT SCIENCE

i'm watching love, death and robots and some fucking sci-fi anthology this is half of the stories involve some occult monster and/or spirit

in order to get ethically aligned AGI we must get it addicted to gooning

bronouns, have they thought about this at all?

why do i always regain my insane sense of humor when i'm sleep deprived i'd like a little bit of funny kold in the mornings too

set theorist flirting be like "hey girl, you are in the set of people i'm attracted to"

caveman manosphere be like "And Grug want to be farmer, FARMER. not hunter like father. Grug play with plant instead of killing quarry. World gone mad. Woke need stopping"

i'm waiting for the ant century

wait if you went to college to get more knowledge and that guy went to jupiter to get more stupider, then this guy who went to venus...

my eyebrow(s) are a weapon of mass destruction

now that i have 300 followers i will be going insane on main

men should steal the color pink back from women. our color now.

you've heard of wining and dining but have you heard of glorpo and borpo? it when you uh its when you um

the gender bourgeisie will never find me

There is a spectre haunting Europe- the spectre of DHH.

i am the everything app

i wasn’t prepared for the absolute aura of mamdani walking off stage to dhoom machale

just rainy. just rainy. just rainy. just rainy. just rainy. just rainy.

i'm chief dingus around these parts, and this website, bronco? it ain't big enough for two dinguses

i am genius (but not pronounced as jenius)

ok i'm gonna say this once so pay attention: mashallah means "as God has willed" and is phrase of compliment and/or congratulations inshallah means "if God is willing" and is phrase used to signal hope for an outcome. you say inshallah before bottom surgery and mashallah afterwards, get it right!

i need to be admired for all of my big words

youtube added a feature where you can scroll through livestreams like shorts and this feels so incredibly bizzare

The word "taqiyah" in urdu means pillow. like the kind you put under your head to sleep.

This person took this when they called the race

GIRL WHY ARE YOU TRESPASSING ON PRIVATE PROPERTY NOOOOOOO

i'm watching weapons and while i feel for the teacher she's also annoying af

i do not have anyzig installed big sad

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

aiming for the "Posts a lot: more than a hundred posts per day" label today

another win for the jerkers

everybody transgender

fuccck i have atleast two languages i need to learn and i keep forgetting that i do