Going to miss San Diego. We had fun.

Nobody is treading on you if you own a yacht. You are just a giant asshole.

Just twelve more years of January left, gang. Almost there.

Don't you love what you got used to Where we used to feel so free Come and wait a while in silence, love And watch it fall with me

I read the statement by Kanye and was impressed, but then saw that he has a new album coming in a few days...

Hearing Greg Bovino has been carried off by a hawk

Been following the cats around all day singing "Bidi bidi bom bom" over and over again because that's all I know of the song.

Around this time on Wednesday I will be in San Diego.

I just learned that synchronized dancing with a dog is a thing, and I want in.

Hail and well met traveler, what brings you to town today? _______________________________ 🔹The McRib is back!(Lie) 🔹The McRib is back!(Threaten) 👉The McRib is back!(Seduce) 🔹The McRib is back!(Intimidate)

It's almost as if the III%, Molon Labe, Don't Tread on Me crowd had nothing to do tyrannical government, but more about their own insecurities of a black man in the White House.

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.

Measuring my cat's intelligence - whisker length edition...

It has been a minute since I have watched CSPAN, but sweet Jesus these Republicans and their gotcha attempts are objective proof that these people are stupid. Just dumb, craven assholes.

I ordered new glasses online and I realized they are birth control glasses once they arrived.

I know he recently died, and no disrespect to the man, but Jerry Garcia was exponentially better than Bob Weir in every musical category sans banging groupies and living longer. I have seen a lot on different social media sites recently confusing that fact.

Field of Dreams With Big Naturals

Going to start pointing out when douche bag old white guys that call themselves liberal post like an asshole to a black woman, completely unnecessarily. Don't be like Bill. He is an asshole.

My dad turns 79 tomorrow and I just want him to experience the joy of seeing the headline.

I love so much that every person on this website who is like WAIT FOR RELIABLE SOURCES, CALM DOWN still approaches these moments with BUT MAYBE we deserve a treat okay

I’m doing my best to make it happen, humans.

C'MON LITTLE CLOT WE BELIEVE IN YOU

one day! one day it WILL BE true!

There’s always next time.

I will never ask for another thing in my life.🤞🏼

same, but it's kinda like when you post "I think Salvy's gonna homer here" and 95% of the time it doesn't happen but that one time THAT ONE TIME

My kid's 6th grade class is staging a walk out to protest ICE and all the collective bullshit, and I'm torn. I am ecstatic that she cares at such a young age, but furious that she has to care at such a young age.

To make "the art" while all this is going on .... courage To show us the beautiful/horrible/whimsical all courage

The world will be vastly improved by the loss of one person.

I don't want any of this AI shit in all of my apps. Stop fucking asking me to use it in everything! Fuck!

And when there's beef I turn my enemies to memories!

brands today: hey junior! you're not dreaming 💤- our best deals of the year so far are here 👀 use code MLK for 19% off your entire order!

After wanting one for a long time, I found a 3 qt enameled cast iron dutch oven for making rice, and a matching 4 qt braiser. I am very excited.

Insurance: we'll never cover anything because we believe all your health problems are because you're fat. Me: this medicine will make me not fat, will you pay for it? Insurance: 🌈 no.

I can't stress enough how better I feel after even after just a couple of weeks of using a cpap machine. Please, if you or loved one have sleep apnea, get tested. It is truly life altering.

niners are in hell

Fuck Bo Nix and his bitch ass ankle.

You can tell by the eyes.

If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before) Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...

Flory, that ball had a family!

One thing about stupid… it can always get worse

Made massaman curry and I wish I could share it with everyone. So damn good.

Their teams are garbage, but I will always be a fan of Philly.

I pity @nytpitchbot.bsky.social. The bar gets higher every day.

“I want to oppose the Empire and its policy of building planet-destroying Death Stars, but an Ewok once chittered at me weird.”