trapped souls of the dead lusting for vengeance-ass trophy never seen a more clearly cursed object

Finally feeling decent after being sick the past week. Spent the last 5 plus days on the couch, and tomorrow I have to go to an all day conference with hundreds of people. Not ready for all that.

The parental units have been putting praise break music over their kids tantrums. 🤣🤣🤣

Bailing on Thanksgiving because I feel like hot garbage.

Is this platform still massively against fascism or has it moved more towards acceptance?

If you're visiting family or friends this week for Thanksgiving, be sure to make a comment on how clean their baseboards are

Rolling into hour ~36 of progressively having more symptoms suggesting that I am in fact getting sick for Thanksgiving. Love that for me.

I am not sure about the existence of aliens, but I am firmly in the "they woul have a sense of humor" camp.

This week is the super bowl for green bean casserole... now we gotta question the values of the 🤬'ing soup people

I like to look at Google Maps and find random cities all over the world and look at the menus of restaurants, and I now want to travel to Katjas Cafe & Bistro in Ystad, Sweden because all of their food looks ridiculous, but what is this???

Garbage...

Just Gunther putting out the vibes.

every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy

Cheney finally kicking it repaired the breach in reality that was formed when the Cubs won the World Series in '16.

I was told that my year round "Nothing says..." decoration was a mockery of the sanctity of Christmas office hallway decorating, so I added Gremlins. Merry Christmas.

Covering up your crimes is so passé.

We have choices, America !

Good job Wichita.

Dinner with the boys (the cats & they get none).

The crash after hitting the nip pretty hard earlier this afternoon.

So I learned that I can do that Hoist the Colors super low singing thing, and after about 10 minutes of trying I am wondering if it is too late to make money posting videos online.

Now I just want to see Clinton come out and say of Trump, "he a fan, he a fan, he a fan".

How can i take the ability to read… OUT of my brain????

Hear me out now...Margaret McPoyle

Hemingway sucks. All of it.

Never really liked holidays. I was always the weird kid that would point out the hypocrisy of whatever day it was we were celebrating.

Bushmills, ice, soda water.

Being smart enough to realize that being dumb enough to smile at just about anything is a good way to live life.

Neil Diamond

Baseball for all three

Mouthful of Cavities by Blind Melon

Old lady got over chemo treatment and is dealing with an ulcerative colitis flareup that is pretty bad, so no. I haven't been getting laid recently, and it is depressing, but c'est la vie.

Penne pasta with vodka sauce and chicken cutlets.

The bible

Based on my answer to #25, no.

Not sure it is a good thing, but I can sit across the desk from the absolute worst of humanity and empathize with them. Every murderer or rapist was an innocent child before they themselves were victimized.

Having cause to get into the bottle of Johnny Walker Blue that I have been saving since 2016 for when you know who goes tits up.

My kid

The Darwin Affair. Taking a break to answer questions.

I hate the song so damn much, but if lives are at stake, Sweet Caroline.

Booze and a smoke

I all too often attempt writing shitty poetry, so...I like the idea of poetry.

Silence. Tinnitus is a bitch.

Jogging, hiking, walking

6'3" for reals