these two coaches are both 44 in these pictures

Paralyzed myself for a week after the first (and only) time I went surfing. The ambulance driver said I did really good.

If I were Maduro, I wouldn't be worried. This is the same penal system that took good care of Jeffrey Epstein.

“No room at the Inn” is a biblical reference about immigrants (Jesus’ parents) being turned away. Not the government. Way to go, Hilton! The 3rd Amendment protects private entities from having to house the government.

I stayed in the "New Outlook" for a total of 5 1/2 hours. Please clap.

Aaron Rodgers this morning: “Hello <yurt rental company> Hey I’m going to need to push back my reservation for a week.” “Yes. I understand there will be a charge.”

Here’s hoping Aaron is absolutely de-pantsed next Monday.

Mike Tirico set that up PERFECTLY, my god.

All-time jinx right there.

Welp.

This game is drunk.

I wouldn’t wanna be Aaron Rodgers’ secret AI wife later tonight if this one doesn’t go his way

Twice.

Yes!

Rooting for the Scorigami now

Of course Butker makes the one we want him to miss.

I’ll give the announcers credit, they’re treating this turd like the Super Bowl. Well… I guess for them it IS their Super Bowl.

I hope children aren’t watching this Chiefs Raiders game.

I mean, to be fair, we elected that weird guy as mayor of New York. Let hell rain down, I suppose.

Well, it was either all this or another black person in a Star Wars movie

JUST PLEASE MAKE SURE SALVADOR PEREZ IS OK.

THIS IS THE GAME THAT NEVER ENDS. IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIEND. SOME PEOPLE START THE KICKING JUST THINKING IT WILL END. BUT IN THE KICKING ENDING IT’S RECOVERED JUST BECAUSE THIS IS THE GAME THAT NEVER ENDS

BUT IS IT REALLY OVER

I ordered for you. I got the boiled chicken and a side of white rice.

Them: So what did you do on New Years Day? Me: my girlfriend I cuddled on the couch all day and ate nothing but bacon, popcorn, and potatoes. And it was everything you’d think it would be. @daisyrae.bsky.social

West Wing people… so… WAS Sam banging Leo’s daughter?

West Wing people… so… WAS Sam banging Leo’s daughter?

Watching the Rose Bowl parade with a florist is a deep dive into the beauty of the floats and also the deep-seated hatred florists have for this parade. (She said it’s not a hatred, it’s a frustration) ok @daisyrae.bsky.social

It’s a big week for Jesus, He has to pick all the winners in the College Football games.

Spending another birthday with my trophy boyfriend @chriskamler.bsky.social

Welp.

You won the Powerball, you say??? Well guess who has the last laugh, world.

joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this

Join me at the top of the hour!!

A little personal news, Friday, I’m filling in for Kevin Kietzman on KCMO Talk Radio from 10-11. We will have plenty of recap of the Chiefs, Travis Kelce’s last home game? And all the stadium talk your Facebook hasn’t already mentioned. And we'll even talk some HS Sports! It’ll be fun! Tune in!

Merry Christmas yall. Hope Santa tickles you in all the right tickle places.

GOOD MORNING MORNING PERSON

After a million years, I’ve given up on trying to wrap presents well. I’m lucky if the price tag is covered half the time. I just want to learn that thing where you slide the scissors down the roll of paper in one slice.

Tuco is not handling the Chiefs news well.

That was quick.

But seriously, let's tip your cap to the Great State of Missouri. The only state in the union to lose not one, but TWO NFL Franchises (or 3 if you wanna get technical) in 15 years. One of which in the middle of a generational dynasty run. The other coming off of a Super Bowl victory. Great work.

I think that what today's news about the Chiefs and Kansas have taught us is that it's really fucking cool to be rich.

Of all the things Kansas could’ve stolen from us… why couldn’t it have been those creepy haunted houses in the West Bottoms?

They should show this game to people in Gitmo.

Hey Chiefs, you’ve got a perfectly good QB right there in the broadcast booth. Put a jersey on him.

Co-sign

Who turned the Raiders game on? This is terrible.

There are reports that I attended a neon Bingo show last night. Further reports are that I “did the worm” and “twerked on stage” to win a trip to Vegas. I have no comment other than to say what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

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