This place starting to be as fucked up as the last place.

You people out here talking about skirts and I’m asking where I can get a Starfleet Letter Jacket. #STSA

Tuco and I went out for our first bike ride of the Spring. Ah… but wait… spring decided to peace out in the middle of our ride. Pretty rude. Still the Betty Rae’s was magnificent. Try the S’mores flavor. (Tuco went with peanut butter)

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social this is your moment

This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal

Welcome to our Quarterly Town Hall. We're going to tell you nothing for the next 55 minutes, and then we will, of course, leave 4 1/2 minutes for questions.

New Mandalorian and Grogu trailer. 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Watch.

Cosign. Pitch perfect. Fun. Whimsical. More, please.

It is Black History Month, so I would just like to say… Thanks to the African-American community, I how wash my legs in the shower.

You know who DIDN’T have a private sex island?? That’s right. Jesus Christ.

Working in sports, you don’t know the anxiety I have daily whether to go in for a fist bump or handshake with people.

Just remember fellas if you wait until tomorrow, girlfriends are half off

Dear Cute Girl, Happy Valentines Day.

A rivalry renewed.

CARTOON OF THE DAY 😕 (From @andertoon.bsky.social )

Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival

Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico https://theonion.com/turning-point-usa-announces-alternative-puerto-rico/

Losing Claire Hutton from the Current sucks ass.

2009 and it's not particularly close. The 97-loss team had most of the pieces in most of the right roles, but Hillman mismanged a decent to good starting rotation and bullpen to put together one of the most flaccid seasons in baseball history.

The best and brightest, folks...

Maybe if they were properly drunk, they could’ve pulled this off.

The boys... are... back... www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOt-... #FountainsUp #Royals

Kid Rock???? MORE LIKE MID ROCK. #AMIRIGHT?? #UPTOP

I am in BlueSky’s single testicle, apparently. Or maybe the ovary?

MORE LIKE DRAKE MAYE NOT. #AMIRITE??? #UPTOP

file:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/ef/15/007336F0-ECAC-42DB-B316-17DDE4983454/4374737309341932983.jpg

Elmo. Mic drop.

If nothing else, we’ve learned how badly the NFL needs Patrick Mahomes.

Don’t feel bad, Patriots fans. Even the Chiefs lose Super Bowls.

When does the Super Bowl start?

Conversation in the family groups text about the artist that would be the LEAST apologizing for halftime show. My vote: John Williams and the Boston Pops Orchestra Sister: Penatonix Other Sister: Kelly Clarkson Brother: Ed Sheerhan

The only thing more powerful than hate is love.

JESSICA ALBA I AM DECEASED

I enjoyed the commercial for butts. I would like to buy some.

If Sam Darnold doesn’t play like **checks notes** Sam Darnold, they should do well.

Today I will watch the Super Bowl NOT blacked out for the first time in 8 years.

Happy super bowl Sunday everyone!

Mahomes.

Can IT happen already?

Holy shit, just hearing Terrance Gore died yesterday. What a fascinating athlete. Three time World Series Champion with an incredibly specific skillset. Rest in peace. #ForeverRoyal

Dear people who are mad at Starfleet Academy: Touch grass. You’re mad about a make believe show about make believe people that is really just a series of allegories about our world today. Breathe. Maybe start watching NCIS?

Cheese tax collector

His wife could not be reached for comment as she was crying in the corner.

The Independence Avenue bridge remains the undisputed, undefeated, heavyweight champion.

Me: Hey beautiful girlfriend, how about we go to that place we talked about Tuesday. Cute Girl: Oh. Um. Uh. Let’s see how I feel Tuesday! Me: I’ll work on other plans.

friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

I'm starting to get the feeling that the Royals don't want to find a suitable home in Missouri or Kansas. #Nashville

Just twelve more years of January left, gang. Almost there.