You're not even the greatest guitarist in Nirvana

Lol they heard the feedback and corrected the pronunciation in the voiceover

while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.

If Manfred is bad for the fans, bad for the players, and bad for the owners, who exactly is he good for?

Also looks a bit like a jacked up James Hetfield

Beltran Braun Gordo Hamels King Felix Hunter Andruw Jones Manny A-Rod Utley

Takes about 5 hours to drive from top to bottom

Does Joe Flacco get your vote for the hall of fame?

Probably the most important book I've ever read

When the temp drops into the 20s and I finally let the family turn the heat on

Chuck Schumer is a spineless piece of shit

You're supposed to send the joke before the doormat Schumer punchline. It's like you're not even paying attention.

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

As the Cardinals are down 35-0 to the Seahawks before halftime, ya gotta wonder if maybe it's because their head coach is Michael Scott youtu.be/5Z2QGFw2m1Y?...

At his best, unhittable

They bet their careers and their freedom they could get away with it

Remember his rookie season when they said he made too many fielding mistakes and might need to be permanently moved off of SS? Lulz

Think they'll let me bring the pink tent as my carry-on?

Mamdani kicking off his victory speech with a Eugene V. Debs quote is sexy as hell

We are who you thought we were

Honestly not as bad as I would've thought

This is so stinkin sweet www.wglt.org/local-news/2...

Were there other poohs or was winnie the only one

Rooting for the Bluejays, but if Freeman wins it with a walkoff in Game 7, he's the #1 shit forever

Poetry

If I hear one more time that @dknetwork.bsky.social is coming to MizzORi I might legit drown myself in the Mizzori River, but they're definitely never getting any of my money. Go to Hell DroftKangs.

This Ohtani-to-Vlad transition by the FOX crew meets the moment.

Tell me the Royals should be in the WS without telling me

Raytown Bluejays in 7

This song sounds like if Bjork sat in on a Tool jam session and there's something magical about it youtu.be/P6oqwy68qyU?...

If you watch nothing else today

With bourbon, as with fantasy baseball, I hold my own with my fellow undergrads but cannot really fathom what goes on in the mind of @jeffwzimmerman.bsky.social, who literally writes the textbooks on at least one of these subjects

Boooooys

Always meet your twitter/bluesky friends

Happy First Hoodie Day!

Not sure who needs to hear this but Johnson City Tennessee is east of the Cumberland gap

Do people complain about there not being anything to do around Dodger Stadium? Seems like a stupid annoying thing people would do

Packers might lose to a quarterback who's been on the team for 5 days. You hate to see it

If Flacco's gonna keep on bouncing around the AFC can he at least do a stop in New England so we can get one of these

If you aren't rooting for a Mariners - Brewers world series, how's life without a soul?

Old pizza hut buildings were way better and had galaga and pacman and a salad bar. New pizza hut buildings look like a discarded refrigerator box. And for some damn reason they're right by the old pizza hut building, which is now a payday loan place

Woooooo Mariners!!

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

Warshyersister sauce™