Go football team

There's a 0% chance of seeing the Northern Lights in my location right now - geomagnetic conditions are high. northernlights.online

Didn’t check email for 24 hours. Have 109 emails. This was a bad choice.

Also 119 days until WBC

Do you coach from the sofa? Have you ever said, “Anybody could’ve hit that! Do better!” Did you chastise Brohern from your phone? This is for you: youtu.be/JnGlgvkBdeQ?...

This is now a WBC onlyfans

Well, since Eno brought this up... Here's my essay about the senseless murder of the forkball: open.substack.com/pub/robneyer...

WBC starts 03/05, and goes through 03/17. That game v Cuba, dress weather and a flight to Miami after? Doing it.

My dad raced and worked on this type of car when I was small. When I told other people about it they all tried to correct me and tell me I must be talking about a Lotus.

I can’t believe it. But I can believe it. Blew jays might just do this crazy come back thing.

Frog and Toad Are Gonna Fuck Shit Up

His name is Kyle Isbel and he’s a gold glove finalist. If you don’t recognize how amazing this dude is in CF, you should see a physician immediately.

I just finished that Charlie Sheen doc. Dude is just woah.

Brad Keller FUCK YES YOU DID. I feel like a proud mom rn

Need: Japanese native speaker that can translate baseball instructions to English in person. Know someone?

It’s me and this Delta hold music in a long-term situationship.

Could have been us losing to the Yankees

82-80 ain’t nothing to be sad about.

Boston to the Post Season

If I have this in my head as I’m starting the day you have to, too. open.spotify.com/track/22Lg6v...

So if we win 6 and Cleveland loses 6 and the Astros lose 6…

Kershaw making it weird.

Ok boys. Do a walkoff.

At least it’s Lynch. Snack delivery does not look good for the homers.

Mariners being incredibly strategic here. Kolek was cooking, burned him long enough in hold mode to have to do a switch. I wish our coaching staff was as adept.

I cannot wait to see MFer Randy at WBC in 6 months.

I need this please. Send two.

Anyone going to this baseball game today?

I can’t open the social media’s anymores. Find me at the K all next week.

Team understands this snack thing, finally. I want to October beisbol.

Buehler to the Royals in 3…2…

Go off Demetre. Hell yeah, man. Damn I hate that this shit makes me hate.

Tell me this mess is better than Keuchel. Good lord.

Dear Royals: If Dick Mountain and Dallas Keuchel arent in that dugout by 9/1, I’m going to be very angry.

Last mid-week day game of the year is 9/18. Plan accordingly.

Robert owes us 3.

Errrr I don’t think this is possible?

When you need pearls and no one is going to the baseball game and today might be the day you get to run the bases because who the hell is even paying attention on August 21 and who can help carry a pallet of balls to my car?

Here we go boys!

Due to circumstances beyond our control we will not be attending this game.

Desr @mlb.com I’m not sure what network this is, but this is 100% not the Royals broadcast it should be. Two guys chatting dramatically about pretty sensitive topics instead of top of the 1st.

I can’t say this enough. If you have a chance to wake up early and go swimming in the ocean before work? You should absolutely do that.

Good lord what is this baseball game?

Ok but seriously. We’re going to this game.

Flying around today and mad that Travis’ girlfriend podcast isn’t going to be a thing I get to see until way later.