I hope I’ve never been thirsty and desperate enough that my friends and family think that a giftcard to Tinder is what I want.

I’ve never watched a preseason game in December before. Shoutout to the Chiefs for allowing me to cross that off my bucket list.

Haven’t seen a good scuffle like that in a minute

These refs sure are something

Greg Olsen with a fantastic reference “you can’t triple stamp a double stamp!”

Look at me paying my property taxes before Christmas.

Peaceful morning today.

Oh, the fight already started and is over? Dang, missed it. Oh well.

Remember when the reason for moving was because we “just HAVE to be downtown!”? Sherman can get fucked. The Hunts can get fucked.

Is it just me or have fast food drink lids gotten harder and harder to insert a straw? Damn near need a hole punch to be able to take a sip of my Coke.

Well this is fun.

Oh man, if they ever overturned something like this for the Chiefs… riots

Darnold is who we thought he was

Feels like Friday. It’s bull manure that we still have 1 more day until the weekend.

Chips and salsa always can save the day.

Me during the weekend vs me Monday morning:

Chiefs offense currently the same offense that played the 4th quarter of preseason games

And that’s all she wrote.

Being a fan of this team doesn’t do good things for my happiness.

lol

“A BIG MAN WITH A LOT OF HAIR!” - Kevin Harlan

Look at you, Brady Cook.

Prayers answered!

At least the dealership is playing some Christmas song bangers

Hell yeah, Maikel.

My grandma was pretty mean. I don’t think I want to be yelled at for missing a spot while mowing her lawn by an AI version of her.

Saw a video of a guy working as a cheesemonger in a higher end deli. He would give recs and a sample based on what cheese properties the customer was looking for. I just feel like this was supposed to be my calling. And I missed the boat. Where were these people on career day?!

Visited this tab on Bluesky just now. Really shocked there wasn’t more “adult content” there. Not sure if that’s a good shocked or a disappointed shock.

I’m just sad the Chiefs missed the chance to play Phil Rivers one final time (probably)

Woof, Jalen. Woof, Justin.

Looking forward to that third place schedule next season. Also, hopefully fewer Tony Romo games.

I miss being optimistic that Patrick would come through in these situations.

I mean lol at this point

Never have seen a team more allergic to getting a stop on 3rd and long in my entire life.

Spags.

Looking forward to that third place schedule next season. Also, hopefully fewer Tony Romo games.

Never have seen a team more allergic to getting a stop on 3rd and long in my entire life.

Can we schedule Butker a U-Haul yet? Please!

Bump

Clown show.

lol

Maybe we just go ahead and sit Patrick for the rest of the season.

lol what browns?

Oh no, Joe

Oh no!

Shoutout Brady Cook.

Redzone began to insert ads into the broadcast and now the audio is complete dogshit. They want us to keep paying for this garbage?

Aston Villa!

Eat shit, week. It’s the weekend.

Oh no. It’s Spotify wrapped season? Yeah, I’m not sharing what I listen to. I don’t need that judgment.