What an idiot.

My local Fox station isn’t paying any attention to how their closings/cancellations crawl is covering up the score bug.

The skies appear clear. Is this even a football game?

Annabelle will not stop howling. Anybody want a dog?

You can’t kick in this! How are you the head coach in Denver and not know this??

How can anyone score in this?

So terrorizing the Twin Cities is an act of extortion. Fuck this entire administration.

These conditions look miserable.

Can the Patriots get anything going? Seems way too hard for them at the moment.

Well isn’t that convenient. 🤬🤬🤬

Prosecute ICE is the moderate position.

You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.

I have made the bold decision to strip the sheets off my bed and wash them, trusting that I will remember to remake the bed before 1 am.

Oh, it’s already 2 pm? I guess it’s easy to lose time when your government is murdering people in the streets.

"DHS has a recent history of making false statements about similar incidents" is a perfectly, objectively true factual statement and reasonable context to include in straight news reporting.

Can’t wait to hear how the bootlickers are gonna try to justify this one.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!

I can’t believe I’m the only one who’s not a fan of keeping a loved one’s ashes. I low key kinda hate that my dad’s ashes are downstairs. This is a personal thing so I get that some find comfort in their presence but for myself, I just want them gone. I’ll keep the stuffed lion he gave me, instead.

It’s a chicken pot pie kinda night. Not homemade, but not the cheap ones, either. We only do Marie Callender here.

Who wants to up their tailgate game?

Two? She’s only two?!? These monsters must be stopped.

Ok, if you search in gifs for “Josh Allen cry,” this is one of the options offered and I love that.

It’s a sweater day here. They look cuter in sweaters than I do.

The NFL should consult with astrophysicists before allowing Phillip Rivers to become the Buffalo head coach. The crybaby QB joining the crybaby franchise could likely create a crybaby vortex we need to prepare for.

I had one thing on my calendar between now and Monday and it just got canceled! Let the hibernation begin.

The cow had it coming, Mom! (She’s had this toy for all of 10 minutes.)

I don’t know how decent, intelligent, thoughtful, serious people like Jamie Raskin go to work every day with these malicious fools.

Unclear to me if this fucking five year old kid getting kidnapped is breaking through outside of the Twin Cities and I don’t want to speak for anyone else but this has really steeled my resolve. This shit cannot be allowed to stand.

I’m always skeptical when Annabelle is trotting around the house. I know you’re up to something, dog. I’ll find out.

I am the Millenium Falcon in this scenario. Threepio would not like my odds of holding together.

“Annabelle Comes Home” sounds like a heartwarming movie, don’t you think? I’m sure that will give the happy serotonin boost we need on a gloomy day.

I finally finished a real shirt. For myself!

BUT WHY DID THE PLANE TURN AROUND???

Happy for Beltran!

I get that EB isn’t exactly a new idea, but at least we can agree it’s gonna be an improvement, right?

I find myself rooting for Indiana to fail? I might be a mean person.

That was quite the game-changer.

Nicki Minaj being full on MAGA is just so unexpected to me. I guess I never really knew as much about her as I thought.

These fucking fucks.

This is why people go to chiropractors, isn’t it?

I miss having friends.

At dinner tonight, the convo led me to asking our server if she’d believe me if I told her I was 42. She instantly looked apologetic and said no. Friends, she thought I was in my 30s.

CJ Stroud would have thrown a duck that ended in a pick-6.

THAT JUST HAPPENED!!!

Poor Bruno and Annabelle. Their horrible mommy went out for an early dinner and left them home alone for an hour and a half!

What a catch!

And somehow, Houston is still technically within one score. (I say technically because they would have to get the ball into the end zone on two successive plays for it to be reality and I think we all know how likely that is.)

Now, can the Texans do anything with the ball?

This game might be the drunkest game I’ve ever seen.

After 13 inches of knitting in the round, I’m finally to the interesting part of my sweater! Where I [checks pattern] knit back and forth.