need to start thinking now about a full package of judicial reforms: new justices, new circuits, new district courts, ethics reforms, docket reforms, and transparency reforms.

Mel Brooks has been around for 40% of the US's existence.

‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios

nothing is too large or alive to somehow end up underneath a bernese mountain dog, who will always be shocked, shocked, about what happened

easily funniest goal of the tournament 1. corner flag saves ball from going out of bounds 2. surprised austrian defender full on leg tackles algerian guy 3. other algerian guy boots it into a defender’s nuts 4. algerian guy dekes out two other defenders, spectacular finish

The people in hell want ice water

absolute height of comedy is when they cut to the goal and you see how many kid keepers they've got

Reality or Paul Verhoeven film?

Their turn to shine (and play fetch). ❤️🩵💛

Don’t you threaten me with a good time…

This is quite literally the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.

Clanker down!

Well, I loved it. I am so happy right now. I had a blast. Made me happy to be a Supergirl fan.

there's something really special about a place in this world where people have been gathering for literal millennia to complain about the seating's lack of upper back support

We are definitely in the “raptors testing the fences” phase of election interference by the current government, and I encourage everyone to be on high alert for egregious violations such as this.

Technically, they’re Remains now.

Over the weekend, I wrote about my long-ago inglorious days as a record store clerk for @flaminghydra.com: flaminghydra.com/a-brief-hist... (If you see the bonus photo of how my hair used to look at the time, I would prefer that we.....did not ever discuss it)

Go ahead and read it - this was the piece that moved the needle for me over to “subscribe” to @flaminghydra.com - lots of great writers, great price… as we all now try to build our own little information universes, I think this is a very nice piece of the puzzle.

Hey @bluejays.com - time to move to BlueSky! Also, FOR THE LOVE OF JOE CARTER, CAN SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING ABOUT THE KERNING ON DALTON‘S UNIFORM? The man’s fighting for an All-Star spot with a Letterman-esque gap in his nameplate, ffs. Brother looks like he’s wearing a “Dune III” tie-in. (VA’ RSHO)

every time you see a headline that begins with “we have to,” replace the “we” with “you” and you’ll immediately understand the purpose of the piece and the power dynamics at play

Thomas House of Dublin exhibiting the pro-human solidarity that all of us should demonstrate.

Donald Trump doesn't own the White House. He didn't own the East Wing. The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool is not his, either. They are ours and his acts of destruction are attacks on all of us.

It's totally fucking dope that this place became the sports app. You need the experts, the beat writers, the nerds teaching you the game, the sycophants, the casual fans, the newbies, and the lookie loos to make it all work and Bluesky has gotten these segments in pretty much every sport now.

Recto? Damn near killed-o…

started/going

It shouldn’t be controversial to say that the creation of a “trillionaire” represents a giant and complete failure of public policy and government.

if you write a headline this good you should get a full week of PTO www.nytimes.com/athletic/734...

The raw milk thing is proof that you can trick conservatives into literally eating shit and liking it bsky.app/profile/prop...

We JUST went through the whole clipping thing! For a while I’ve felt like I’m in a weird upside down: the public is more aware than ever before of efforts to manipulate their opinions and command their attention, yet fall for it now more than ever www.neverhungover.club/p/why-is-new...

Do people know the “My mayor is Muslim” thing is a Kalshi ad or has that truth bomb not yet hit Bluesky

This is what every game developer sounds like right now.

New York is a creedal enterprise, something you belong to by valuing and believing in a set of ideals—urban pluralism, mutual tolerance, aspiration and surprise—and that’s why it’s the greatest & the quintessential American city, model of everything beautiful about the national project.

Um

Re: Today’s Apple event… #Apple

If anyone would like to see a photo of a cat that appears to be running very low on toner, then this is your lucky day. #Caturday

Adorable young kestrels surprised by a butterfly.

I am just sick to death of these fascists, these bigots, these gutter racists.

“The Founders would never have wanted… hang on, I’m being handed a note.”

Didn't go to journalism school but I have a rule that if I can help it — and I think you can — don't leave a source who tells me their story worse than I found them. You lose stories but proactive and collaborative consideration about how a story will affect a source matters.

The woman who accused Platner of abuse/etc, Lindsey Fifield, has a lengthy post at the other place, FWIW:

Not the main point, not at all. (Anyone surprised that a guy with that type of WWII tattoo has violent tendencies shouldn’t be). But as I read on, this also revealed itself as yet another shameful display by the NYT, and its editors. SERIOUSLY, people, get it the f together.

Please enjoy this graph from a FT article explaining that AI hasn’t added any value (no, debt and circular investment isn’t value) It has produced More Stuff, it’s just the Stuff isn’t useable or fixable. Welcome to the age of everyone making apps no one uses

If not wanting "AI" anything in my magazine makes me the villain in the eyes of some, I can live with that. No amount of whining will change my mind. I do not need to explain myself. My house. My rules.

has any man ever been more vindicated? x.com/stuartbuck1/...

Kill it with fire.

A blast from the Onion past, written 13 years ago. theonion.com/when-youre-f...

Again, what’s up with this weak-ass “no known background” shit?? “Pulte has no background” is shorter, clearer, more direct. I mean, this is really J school 101 stuff.

But other than that….