Not my best work, but felt like this was what's on the menu for Bsky today.

Mamdani’s New York is having the kind of run that you normally only see in a montage at the end of a Disney Channel movie

Nora is on the mayoral campaign trail promising to clean the streets of Roku City!

Since we're paying tribute to Anthony Head, what's your favorite Giles moment or episode of Buffy? Mine is definitely Band Candy, when rebellious youth-brained Giles steals that dope coat for Joyce and beats up a cop.

In honor of Anthony Head I think everyone should force themselves to sit down and watch the beautiful, horrible, wonderful, terrible masterpiece that is Repo! The Genetic Opera.

Decided to craft some decor for my kitchen using family recipes on fancy recipe cards BUT unfortunately my handwriting is ass so it looks like a 5yo made them 🤬

live your life in such a way that you would not disappoint Guillermo Del Toro

Accidentally rediscovered the best historical romance I’ve ever read. I’m giggling and hollering (and realizing how formative this writing style influenced my own)

everything is a reference to your hyperfixation if you’re crazy enough

life is at least a little beautiful idk

forget mandalorian and grogu. where are my spaceballs 2 leaks??

Actual life hack: you’ve gotta be the person who’s bringing two people to almost everything you’re invited to unless it’s, like, a seated dinner reservation. Combine the social circles. You don’t need to make an individual catchup date with everyone you know. *That* is what is holding you back.

Oh hey, everybody meet Nora. She likes bitchslapping her own reflection and making biscuits in her sleep.

Dónal Finn world champion yearner challenge

dear god PLEASE let this also lead to a wider acceptance that treatment needs to include *improving quality of life* and not just "how to make them have baby"

me, buying a book written by someone who I've never met but we sometimes like each other's posts on Bluesky: my friend wrote this

My therapist suggested I find a way to “make dating more fun.” 🙃 miss ma’am, trust and believe if I knew how to do that, I would be out there hoeing and not paying weekly to see you

Bring back the ancient knowledge

actually i do think the purpose of life is to take care of each other

My weekly thot activities are the only thing keeping me sane in this hellscape

Good news everybody it's real

So proud of @vividlittlevox.bsky.social for helping to plan and put on this event! Go say hi to her and bask in the glow of Ben Swolo’s sacred tits!

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

JD Vance is the kind of person to explain the Matrix to Lana and Lilly Wachowski without any irony whatsoever

so how many of y’all tryna fu—

once I learn how to conquer emotional exhaustion, it’s over for you bitches

Those Fallout games really hit on a great business thing for their soundtrack where they license a song called Wing a ding ding Doodle from 1949 and pay 3 dollars for it and an entire generation of nerds has fond memories of roaming the Mojave listening to Wing a ding ding Doodle with Boone

why did Melania say this at her press conference?

I just said “it’s all jazz, baby” to a Senior VP. Mayyyyyybe should’ve taken more time away from work…

Josie and the Pussycats was released on this day 25 years ago 🥁

hey so one really not fun use of canva is making funeral invitations

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Was cleaning my closet and found Angus’s little pajamas that I held onto after he passed. The grief bitch-slapped me so hard, I had to have a cry on my floor. This little guy was so rad 💖

"The case is a very funny illustration of what can happen when cops, who as a general rule rarely face consequences for their actions, manage to cross a person with plenty of time, a sizable social media following, and a smooth baritone."

Opened up Ellipsus to reread my very neglected WIP and it’s slowly dawning on me that I used to really cook??? Like this shit is not half bad??

there are intelligent criticisms of genre romance but too many people pick up a book called Seducing The Duke of Cheek Clappingshire, #7 in the Regency Fuck Series and are like “why don’t these books represent women who are happy single?” and you’re like maybe because it’s Seducing The Duke of Ch

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

Fading to black but it’s just for complicated action scenes while all the sex scenes are written in full

Support your local library

I’m feeling twirly. Any suggestions for the best way I can blow my life up and never return to normalcy again?

hey not every bisexual is a disas... *thinking about bisexuals i know* hm

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

I’m so fucking tired of these shitass gop politicians death rattling our rights away! Please call your senators and urge them to vote this gross bill down!

Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?

Don’t know who needs to hear this but one of the puppies on the Puppy Bowl this year is named Chappell Bone

Driver, but the bit is his head is always out of frame standing next to a Muppet.