once I learn how to conquer emotional exhaustion, it’s over for you bitches

Those Fallout games really hit on a great business thing for their soundtrack where they license a song called Wing a ding ding Doodle from 1949 and pay 3 dollars for it and an entire generation of nerds has fond memories of roaming the Mojave listening to Wing a ding ding Doodle with Boone

why did Melania say this at her press conference?

I just said “it’s all jazz, baby” to a Senior VP. Mayyyyyybe should’ve taken more time away from work…

Josie and the Pussycats was released on this day 25 years ago 🥁

hey so one really not fun use of canva is making funeral invitations

Are you a Star Wars fan in Southern California? Do you like movies? Join The Hunt For Ben Solo Fan Campaign and fans like yourself for a screening of The Last Jedi at @thefridacinema.org on Sunday April 26, 2026! Tickets are on sale now! #TheHuntForBenSolo #StarWars #BenSoloLives

Was cleaning my closet and found Angus’s little pajamas that I held onto after he passed. The grief bitch-slapped me so hard, I had to have a cry on my floor. This little guy was so rad 💖

"The case is a very funny illustration of what can happen when cops, who as a general rule rarely face consequences for their actions, manage to cross a person with plenty of time, a sizable social media following, and a smooth baritone."

Opened up Ellipsus to reread my very neglected WIP and it’s slowly dawning on me that I used to really cook??? Like this shit is not half bad??

there are intelligent criticisms of genre romance but too many people pick up a book called Seducing The Duke of Cheek Clappingshire, #7 in the Regency Fuck Series and are like “why don’t these books represent women who are happy single?” and you’re like maybe because it’s Seducing The Duke of Ch

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

Fading to black but it’s just for complicated action scenes while all the sex scenes are written in full

Support your local library

I’m feeling twirly. Any suggestions for the best way I can blow my life up and never return to normalcy again?

hey not every bisexual is a disas... *thinking about bisexuals i know* hm

Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.

I’m so fucking tired of these shitass gop politicians death rattling our rights away! Please call your senators and urge them to vote this gross bill down!

Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?

Don’t know who needs to hear this but one of the puppies on the Puppy Bowl this year is named Chappell Bone

Driver, but the bit is his head is always out of frame standing next to a Muppet.

Ah a new year and a new autoimmune disorder diagnosis. Love that for me

I’d like to thank Hudson Williams for giving me a reason to live

Handbell choirs are going to give them absolute hell.

Trump is inciting this violence. That the mainstream media avoids this and its potential consequences is unconscionable.

Who wants to get married & listen to Mallsoft Vaporwave VHS Vol 2 1980s Nostalgic Mix for the rest of our days?

Liam himself is five goddamned years old and should be at home with an adult he trusts right now no matter who his parents are. It would not matter if they were literal criminal masterminds, Liam Ramos is a baby and babies do not belong in prison.

Problem: Had a body dysmorphia menty b in my burlesque class last week Solution: Bought a shit ton of skimpy dance wear to gaslight myself that I’m a smokeshow

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

At a rally in Union Square right now, Council member @chiosse.bsky.social tells the crowd, “We certainly need to abolish ICE, but that’s not enough—we need Nuremberg trials.”

If we all start going "That isn't Donald Trump, that's clearly a body double" I bet we can make everyone in the White House lose their minds within a week. But we have to _commit_ to it.

The Ghoul: “You done?” Me:

Fuck yessss!!!

Very important announcement that I’m no longer a vanilla perfume girly!! I’ve turned a new leaf and upgraded to… ✨🍒✨ cherry vanilla ✨🍒✨

TASTE!!

i am losing my mind at this quote this is so loaded lmao ma'am i will run through a brick wall for you

Took my first burlesque class this week and I’m still riding the high!! Once I learn how to shake my ass and titties like a pro, it’s over for you bitches!

I feel like people are already being primed to accept “reform ICE” as a platform when anything less than abolishment should be unacceptable to literally everyone. Yeah we should primary all Democrats who want to “reform ICE.” That’s what primaries are for. I’m not fucking doing this again.

A few months ago, ICE hired me I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!" My latest for Slate

WHIP IT x PEOPLE WE MEET ON VACATION A wild child roller derby skater crashes into a situationship with a man whose determination to save his family business puts him on a collision course with her beloved animal shelter. Will she risk her heart to save what she loves? #BluePit 📖 #W #A #R

everyone stay in line Josh D’Amaro is being visited by an apparition of Michael Eisner in the clouds like Simba and Mufasa

you know his bookmarks go wild

“If you are not to award me oatmeal and paperclips, then I will indulge in rage. And mine is infinite!” #Frankenstein ✨🎨 Gesso / Acrylic Gouache on Canvas Panel - Work in Progress

Plot bunny brought to you by my big adult purchase today: I need a Reylo fic where they’re competing sales reps at a furniture warehouse store. Blah blah blah they argue over commission & hate fuck on the showroom furniture after hours

Kristi Noem, herself, supplied the method used to ID the agent. She said he "been dragged by a vehicle” in an earlier incident. @startribune.com reporters, who know their way around court records, quickly unearthed his name and confirmed his identity.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said. That is called murder when they do that. Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.

My boss hit me with a “well…thanks for sharing…” during our all hands when she asked for feedback on one of our softwares so now I’m like spiraling that I made a ‘tism corporate faux pas 😩

1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts? Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from. Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!

Work day so stressful I’m daydreaming of getting lit up at Rainforest Cafe and dry humping in the backseat of a car.