Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?

Don’t know who needs to hear this but one of the puppies on the Puppy Bowl this year is named Chappell Bone

Driver, but the bit is his head is always out of frame standing next to a Muppet.

Ah a new year and a new autoimmune disorder diagnosis. Love that for me

I’d like to thank Hudson Williams for giving me a reason to live

Handbell choirs are going to give them absolute hell.

Trump is inciting this violence. That the mainstream media avoids this and its potential consequences is unconscionable.

Who wants to get married & listen to Mallsoft Vaporwave VHS Vol 2 1980s Nostalgic Mix for the rest of our days?

Liam himself is five goddamned years old and should be at home with an adult he trusts right now no matter who his parents are. It would not matter if they were literal criminal masterminds, Liam Ramos is a baby and babies do not belong in prison.

Problem: Had a body dysmorphia menty b in my burlesque class last week Solution: Bought a shit ton of skimpy dance wear to gaslight myself that I’m a smokeshow

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

At a rally in Union Square right now, Council member @chiosse.bsky.social tells the crowd, “We certainly need to abolish ICE, but that’s not enough—we need Nuremberg trials.”

If we all start going "That isn't Donald Trump, that's clearly a body double" I bet we can make everyone in the White House lose their minds within a week. But we have to _commit_ to it.

The Ghoul: “You done?” Me:

Fuck yessss!!!

Very important announcement that I’m no longer a vanilla perfume girly!! I’ve turned a new leaf and upgraded to… ✨🍒✨ cherry vanilla ✨🍒✨

TASTE!!

i am losing my mind at this quote this is so loaded lmao ma'am i will run through a brick wall for you

Took my first burlesque class this week and I’m still riding the high!! Once I learn how to shake my ass and titties like a pro, it’s over for you bitches!

I feel like people are already being primed to accept “reform ICE” as a platform when anything less than abolishment should be unacceptable to literally everyone. Yeah we should primary all Democrats who want to “reform ICE.” That’s what primaries are for. I’m not fucking doing this again.

A few months ago, ICE hired me I didn't sign and submit any paperwork. I almost certainly failed the drug test. I'm real outspoken about my opposition to the Trump administration, and I am extremely googlable And yet, there it was, in plain English. "Welcome to ICE!" My latest for Slate

WHIP IT x PEOPLE WE MEET ON VACATION A wild child roller derby skater crashes into a situationship with a man whose determination to save his family business puts him on a collision course with her beloved animal shelter. Will she risk her heart to save what she loves? #BluePit 📖 #W #A #R

everyone stay in line Josh D’Amaro is being visited by an apparition of Michael Eisner in the clouds like Simba and Mufasa

you know his bookmarks go wild

“If you are not to award me oatmeal and paperclips, then I will indulge in rage. And mine is infinite!” #Frankenstein ✨🎨 Gesso / Acrylic Gouache on Canvas Panel - Work in Progress

Plot bunny brought to you by my big adult purchase today: I need a Reylo fic where they’re competing sales reps at a furniture warehouse store. Blah blah blah they argue over commission & hate fuck on the showroom furniture after hours

Kristi Noem, herself, supplied the method used to ID the agent. She said he "been dragged by a vehicle” in an earlier incident. @startribune.com reporters, who know their way around court records, quickly unearthed his name and confirmed his identity.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but cops are not allowed to shoot people just because you didn't do what they said. That is called murder when they do that. Some cops are working hard to convince people otherwise.

My boss hit me with a “well…thanks for sharing…” during our all hands when she asked for feedback on one of our softwares so now I’m like spiraling that I made a ‘tism corporate faux pas 😩

1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts? Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from. Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!

Work day so stressful I’m daydreaming of getting lit up at Rainforest Cafe and dry humping in the backseat of a car.

The art history nerd in me was blessed today at the half priced books! Scored this beauty for only $25 and it will be living on my coffee table forever 💖 P.S. I’m a slut for Impressionists

Heated Rivalry S2: I need a scene where Shane calls Ilya a bag of milk & Ilya is confused forever

As a newly gluten-free girlie, I look at bread like dudes look at girls at the titty bar. Lustful as hell.

As we enter the New Year remember fear of making bad art is holding you back. Fear of people not liking your work is holding you back. Rejection is holding you back You'll make bad art, you'll have people not like your work, and you'll be rejected. Moving past it is half the job of being a creative

My mom’s dog knows his angles

This morning I showed my wife a clip of the gay hockey show because in the summer of 2015 she had the exact same reaction upon hearing a loon for the first time.

I’ve been reading a concerning amount of fics this week and I miiiiiight be feeling a tiny itty bitty urge to get back into writing fic again?? Who am I?!

The answer to “not everyone has the time to be an artist,” isn’t AI. The answer to “not everyone has time to be an artist” is communism.

Happy Solstice! Today is the ✨very last day✨ you can get the Fat Folks Tarot Deck from us - no more reprints and no more sales! Some of our artists MIGHT still have copies they're selling directly, but the business closes after today, Dec. 22nd.

there are Righteous Gemstones episodes everywhere for those with eyes to see

In 2026 I hope you get freakier and get plenty of money and become the cutest or scariest you wanna be and that your hard earned talents and hobbies reward you endlessly

Fans have paid for THE HUNT FOR BEN SOLO billboards in New York City on the 10th anniversary of THE FORCE AWAKENS 🦋 📸: @rebeccaseal

ICONIC #TheHuntforBenSolo collider.com/adam-driver-...

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Every day since I learned it, I have delighted in the fact that in Heated Rivalry, the fake hockey teams are divided to tops and bottoms. And their logos are either cock and balls or penetration adjacent. Cases in point, Boston Raiders and Montreal Metros.

Saw this on Tumblr and I screamed. I scrum, scram.

"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time

Update: Found out she’s been reading hockey romances for weeks so I hit her with “so imagine that…but more gay” and she was sold. I feel like my session should be free for the gift I’ve just given her here.

How to explain to my therapist tomorrow the sexy gay hockey show is integral to my healing journey