Fans have paid for THE HUNT FOR BEN SOLO billboards in New York City on the 10th anniversary of THE FORCE AWAKENS 🦋 📸: @rebeccaseal

ICONIC #TheHuntforBenSolo collider.com/adam-driver-...

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Every day since I learned it, I have delighted in the fact that in Heated Rivalry, the fake hockey teams are divided to tops and bottoms. And their logos are either cock and balls or penetration adjacent. Cases in point, Boston Raiders and Montreal Metros.

Saw this on Tumblr and I screamed. I scrum, scram.

"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time

Update: Found out she’s been reading hockey romances for weeks so I hit her with “so imagine that…but more gay” and she was sold. I feel like my session should be free for the gift I’ve just given her here.

How to explain to my therapist tomorrow the sexy gay hockey show is integral to my healing journey

none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful

Put real clothes on ✅ Visit book store grand opening ✅ Grab lunch with bestie ✅ Make responsible adult purchases ❌

I fear I only experience true joy on Rex Manning Day

The Institute of Museum & Library Services has restored all previously canceled federal grants to libraries, following a ruling by a federal judge "Restoration of these grants is a massive win for libraries of all kinds in all states."

Being realistic and avoiding risk for the illusion of safety has done absolutely nothing of value for me. Fuck it, I’m going full delulu

My college self is livid that I have no plans the night before Thanksgiving. That girl used to drink her weight in amaretto sours and kiss strangers to her heart’s content every year without fail. She is stirring. She needs to be nourished.

Me and candidates giving eachother thousand yard stares as we both secretly regret scheduling an interview the day before a holiday 💀

Stephen Miller:

I'm crying laughing at this honestly. Adam Driver did his reconnaissance during Hold On To Mr Darling era and deployed us appropriately. #TheHuntforBenSolo

I’m at the Epstein Files I’m at the Russiagate I’m at the combination Epstein Files Russiagate

All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism

my favorite lit genre might be insane ao3 author notes

The reason people think the Democratic Party doesn't actually stand for anything is because it doesn't.

What antidepressant should I be on if I constantly have the urge to send my exes an exit survey so I can know exactly what’s wrong with me?

if you see anyone expressing shock that a candidate who exudes warmth and authenticity and wants to improve the quality of life for working class people won over a rapist whose entire campaign was "that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.

Take me with you 🫀 man the chokehold this movie has on me #frankenstein

oh my God. 💀

go piss, ghoul

This week was exhausting. I need to eat something delicious and be kissed on the neck.

Healing hickey or biopsy bruise? I’ll never tell… (Yes, I will. I can’t shut up about it.)

TW: medical, needles I braved 4 needles in my neck today! My doctor was so sweet— she talked me through the whole procedure. I felt nothing after getting numbed, so bless up lidocaine! My neck feels like I got throat punched by my middle school bully, but otherwise doing okay.

Star Wars fans are placing missing posters for Ben Solo outside Disney Studios #TheHuntforBenSolo 📸: @vividlittlevox.bsky.social

TW: medical Getting a thyroid biopsy done later this morning and I’m already shaking like a leaf from anxiety. Positive vibes, pet pics, and memes are most welcome.

we’re supposed to be getting PAID?!

Soderbergh Ben Solo movie... I want a Paul Thomas Anderson reylo movie. A Kelly reichardt rose movie. And a cronenberg hux one too thank you 💗

Sofia Coppola padme movie

The masses yearn for brooding big boys again

RIse of Skywalker was so bad it caused adam driver to dissociate and write Ben Solo fan fic in his head for an entire intercontinental flight.

You would never change my mind that The Last Jedi was a seminal piece of art that perfectly met the political moment and would've seamlessly fed into Rogue One or Andor thematically, but no, the shareholder class had to shove the most B+ director and a nepo baby storyline down the masses' throats

This is so petty, but I’ve always personally hated Bob since he made it a rule that cast members in my store could no longer take home the unsold frozen slushies back in 2009. This slight just further fuels my hatred 😡

We are permanently trapped at these people's mercy while forced to watch them slowly learn shit people generally figure out in 11th grade

“Prevent foreign infiltration”; and it’s a photo of a gift from FRANCE with a pro-immigration poem chiseled into it These people are ferociously stupid

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Every so often it's good to pause & remember that this book cover actually exists, in mass market pb & book club hardcover. It'll be a long time before we see the likes of such book covers again Tender Is The Storm, by Johanna Lindsey Avon, 1985 Illustrated by Robert McGinnis

The truly perfect business model doesn’t exi-

The Rocky Horror Picture Show opened on US screens 50 years ago today. Initially a major box office bomb, cult cinema outsiders and queer audiences quickly took up the film’s mantle and turned it into a unique and exciting way of engaging with the movies. Remember kids, don’t dream it—be it!!

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

When I finally stop being stubborn and decide to get on an antidepressant, it’s so over for you bitches

So the guy who decapitated a whale and the guy who stared directly into the sun during an eclipse solved autism. Cool, cool.

Today’s autism announcement was just as bad as we feared Trump blamed Tylenol & vaccines for autism They encouraged women to just “tough out” their pain They praised people who don’t “need” meds or vaccines These are eugenicist talking points & they’re devastating to the disability community:

Get in losers, we’re grieving