If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.

I missed the whole gensis of this trump blowjob thing

Always Be Visible

PSA for all Dads

JD Vance owns a company that buys American real estate and sells it to foreign investors. They specifically target Americans in crisis to buy their property for less than it is worth.

Man they all just want dad's approval and love huh

lol hrc is a fuckface

Let's fucking go

The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.

IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.

Dear Jeffrey,

It's been years and I'm still not entirely over the fact Steely Dan isn't a guy

Got turned down on a piece about ICE in Chicago for an international news org because they believed I couldn’t be objective about my neighbors getting kidnapped. And well, guilty as charged I guess.

Sometimes when my cats are fighting, I pretend it's over me.

Fucked up how it's kind of comforting this is looks more a shitty photoshop instead of ai slop

Northern Lights posting

Taylor Swift midwest emo album when

i'm sure everyone, on a long enough timeline, independently realises that the civilisation games aren't about the history of civilisation but are Francis fukuyama's end of history with game mechanics, but i just read a banger version of this, "no matter what country you choose, you win as america"

My last word on the matter

None of this is true

Pretty much all affordability discourse could benefit from just posting this chart. If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.

Now on the lake they called EVERY BEASTIE BOY: GITCHE GUMEE In November the sky turns EBB: GLOOMY Ship concluded terms with a couple EBB: STEEL FIRMS And set out to Cleveland, when the EBB: WEATHER TURNED The good ship and crew were in EBB: PERIL Thus sank the EBB: EDMUND FITZGERALD

I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:

Frustrated? Intro to communism reading list with pdfs, online text, and audio books for each aliciastuff.notion.site/Communist-Be...

i’m just so fucking tired of living through crisis after crisis and feeling like we have to beg for and negotiate with our own representatives to address the crises seriously. they shouldn’t have to be disciplined by the base into mustering an appropriate response to a fucking coup!

My 3 year old, telling me why I need to sit up on the couch: "mommy needs to sit and she has a big, giant butt"

The All Blacks just love playing with 14 players

TEACHER: I'm getting concerned that your son is looking more and more exactly like the contemporary adult Barack Obama. ME: That's right. We're raising a new child Obama. He became this way instead of being born like that. TEACHER: I hope you understand, I am required by law to report this.

Downs are now florps. Football game goes sideways.

So now we need to throw a hot dog and a taco at a cop to see if we can get legal precedent for the ‘what is a sandwich’ question

If you see this post egg

lol

Upset that pizza places with lovable but janky arcades aren't a thing anymore

me eating a Kit

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Great picture choice

@attackerman.bsky.social your obit(?) today was amazing

Shot

Goddamn

Harris wasn't on my ballot?!?! Can't believe Drump and his #facist cronies got her removed before we could #elect our next president!!!

A few years ago, we bought a residential solar system. And it was awesome! Then some equipment died and turns out my installer went out of business. Which sucks! So guess who's getting self-installer certified with the equipment manufacturer to replace his solar inverter? It me

Imagine seeing Dick Fucking Cheney anywhere outside of an iron maiden in Hell and finding something to be nostalgic about? www.welcometohellworld.com/god-will-pun...

the ghost that haunts my house keeps bragging that he can go inside the microwave while it’s on, like i care

Looking forward to casting six or seven votes today!